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or indeed the dumbed down front page on a saturday that makes the paper look like the beano
I had to allow myself a wry smile when they mentioned "beating the PA" with the Moore / Conduit story – bearing in mind they are increasingly using the PA more and more for their news and even race reports.
Anyone using the PA for factual information like race results, SP’s, dividends might as well try using wikipedia – they have roughly the same accuracy level.
I’m told they have actually cut all ties with the PA over the last week or so.
.. how did they cover the Tipster ads, I would have loved to see that bit .. Tommo, Osiris and the whole tipping scam .. I bet it was hilarious.
Did they constantly have to revert to the dictionary, to clarify the difference between a winner and a loser?
.. I bet it was brilliant, what did they say about the Osiris Ads and Topspeed?
Here’s an imaginary inside conversation from topspeed and an undergrad at the RP
RP undergrad .. ‘How did you do yesterday with your Topspeed tips?’
Topspeed .. ‘LOL..LOLOLOLOLOL !!!
PR undergrad .. ‘not very well then?’
Topspeed .. ‘LOLOLOL U FKING NOOB wot tips?’
RP undergrad .. ‘I thought you gave selections for each race and then the public would take this into account when having a bet?
Topspeed .. ‘LOLOLOL … ow gey RU, how much RU on?’
RP undergad .. ‘what do you mean?’
Topspeed .. ‘How much £££ do U get for going to teh the RP??????
RP undergrad .. ‘£10 an hour’
Topspeed .. ‘LOLOLOLOLOLOL .. ur momas fatt, blah blah (offensive tirade about undergrads Moma).
RP undergrad .. ‘your so childish’
Topspeed .. ‘STFU ..’
RP undergard .. ‘I’m going to have you removed from the Tipster table.’
Topspeed .. ‘I am the best tipsert in the country this is !!!!!00000111111millionpercent correct … tomsegal says im a bomber and this is true, he tipped a 1000/1 shot and it won the national twice .. UR the lier, not me Im a top tipster .. ftw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
RP undergard .. ‘You aren’t in the tipster table’
Topspeed .. ‘Err, yea but, aye ..
RP undergrad .. ‘couldn’t pick your nose could you, in fact, statistically speaking you are worse than a pin?’
Topspeed .. ‘UR gay’
RP undergard .. ‘I feel so sorry for you, your like a child prodigy who grew up to be a fcukwit. Everyone hoped and prayed that speed would sort out the cheating and level the playing field but it just didn’t work out .. what with crap information and inaccurate timings you didn’t really have a chance did you?
Topspeed .. *whimpers and looks down at graph paper with meaningless hyroglyphics written it* .. STFU !!At this point a cheecky cockney runs in and shouts .. ‘the next person that sings up a subscription mug wins a week in my time share in Gibralta!!!’
All of the undergrads LOL and topspeed says .. ‘UR sooooo gey wots a gibrlta’
All of the undergrads then get sacked for LOLing topspeed, sign on and turn into gap year students.It’s a shame that Topspeed is so poor, in fact the Topspeed selections have been removed from all record keeping at the Racing Post on account of the tips that he did give were worse than a random pin sticker.
Anyone disagreeing with the party line has been threatened with having to do Tommos adverts with him, LIVE for the virtual racing.
.. anyone fancy a slimming pill?
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Racing Post well worth £20, I don’t believe you can be a true Racing student without it.
Racing Post well worth £20, I don’t believe you can be a true Racing student without it.
Would be worth it if you got free video’s thrown in. Can learn so much more from looking at the races – for that reason the stats, free future form and vids provided by ATR is much better IMO.
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