Topic: insects. | The Racing Forum

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February 17, 2009 at 03:08 #10273
lollys mate
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Right.
You die.
Come back as an insect.
What insect would you like to come back as?
I’m not sure yet and would like some more time to think about it.
Thankyou.
February 17, 2009 at 04:02 #210654
sberry
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http://fireflyforest.net/images/firefly/2005/May/flesh-fly.jpg
I would never run out of walls I wanted to be on, what a life.
February 17, 2009 at 04:52 #210661
Rob V
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A ‘Devil’s Coach Horse’ beetle.
February 17, 2009 at 22:52 #210754
gamble
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I believe we monkeymen
are already insects
in all but name
WE BREED LIKE THEM
WE LOOK LIKE THEM
A box spanner with
two wirey legs attached
at the bottom end
and two legs attached
at the top end that dangle.
All four legs are firmly bent
and on the ground
under the kitchen table
a
praying mantis
type head
inspecting droppings
and colour of lino
or missing grout
when the bomb drops
February 17, 2009 at 23:58 #210773
moehat
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as my village’s official litter picker I suppose I should come back as a dung beetle..damn fine job they do…….
February 18, 2009 at 01:18 #210788
lollys mate
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A butterfly.
Cos you get a chance to be a whole range of beings and end up being able to fly and look pretty.
You know what! I am glad I took my time and gave this subject a whole lot of thought, because I think I have came up with a cracker.
Yeah.
February 18, 2009 at 02:02 #210800
hoofski
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A female preying mantis because you get the sex BEFORE the meal!
February 18, 2009 at 02:48 #210813
Rob V
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A butterfly.
Cos you get a chance to be a whole range of beings and end up being able to fly and look pretty.
Before blundering into a spider’s web!
February 18, 2009 at 02:59 #210821
Drone
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Queenie’s honeydripping toy boy
buzzzzzzzzz…the deed is done but shorn of my manhood die I must
February 18, 2009 at 12:47 #210859
dave jay
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If I were to come back as an insect and had a choice of which type of insect .. I would probably be a Labour Peer. You get fed, paid and loaf about all day, sort of like a step up the food chain from a Betfair trader.
March 4, 2009 at 14:25 #213371
Mully
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A dragonfly.
March 4, 2009 at 14:59 #213378
graysonscolumn
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I’m coming back as a can of Raid.
gc
Jeremy Grayson. Son of immigrant. Adoptive father of two. Metadata librarian. Freelance point-to-point / horse racing writer, analyst and commentator wonk. Loves music, buses, cats, the BBC Micro, ale. Advocate of CBT, PACE and therapeutic parenting. Aspergers.
March 4, 2009 at 22:40 #213457
Gerald
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Mayfly, as life is a load of bollocks anyway, so might as well make it as short as possible.
March 5, 2009 at 00:35 #213470
lollys mate
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You sound a bit angry gc.
I had you down as a lover, not a fighter.
Bad week at Liberal towers is it?
March 5, 2009 at 01:51 #213477
graysonscolumn
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There’s never a bad week up in this ivory tower.
gc
Jeremy Grayson. Son of immigrant. Adoptive father of two. Metadata librarian. Freelance point-to-point / horse racing writer, analyst and commentator wonk. Loves music, buses, cats, the BBC Micro, ale. Advocate of CBT, PACE and therapeutic parenting. Aspergers.
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