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What is Moretti, some kind of what I call Eurofizz?
I've stumbled on the side of twelve misty mountains
I've walked and I crawled on six crooked highwaysGamble are you not heading into Russia to claim the reward for arresting Putin ? , it’ll take a mad ******* sorry brave individual to do so ….. Sometimes it takes such a man as yourself
Lean mean – no machine
The Moretti brothers
are finally collared and cleaned.
Holed up in a St Albans crib
CAMRA HQ is the hole
the pale lager brothers
have lost their fizz.Ern… ” Done for white collar crime bro..why do they treat us like sex offenders in this
f**ked up dungeon of a **** hole ? I’ve been bleedin chained to a radiator !Pop… “Our birra is pale and lovely. We have the recipe for success.”
Ern…” Yeah but how come we have to piss in a pot – what do you say about that Pop ?”
Pop ..” I’m dying for a lemonade “
Yesterday I carried 24 bottles of red wine – 12 on my back and six each hanging from my extending arms in two orange Sainsbury bags. BOTH PLASTIC !!! All for 25% off !!!!!!
I haven’t drunk a drop
but today I’m walking about
like a question mark.The wine is interestingly not bought for me but for a friend
but with the difficult state of my back today I verily wish I had left it on the shelf !I used to sell couches from the DDR – kippcouch they used to call them – including me – fairly robust but main selling point were it was uncomfortable but dirt cheap. I was poisoned in Germany – it has left it’s mark on my health but it was a glorious and exciting time in another way.
I do not particularly want to be radioactive. In a short shelf life Putin will blow himself out !When your avatar looks
a lot fitter than you do
after scratching yer head
for more than half a minute
DAMN it’s the same result !gamble never read the news in his life.
gamble wouldn’t even begin to know how many holes it takes to fill The Albert Hall.
Ben had the right idea on an earlier page.
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"A man named gamble
attended a Marcel Marceau
performance in the 80’s
when he was holed up in the
resurgence of Deutschland post the 3rd Reich.
Hitler was long dead
or holed up in the wonderland
of South America shouting at anyone.
Gamble and Marceau
The two monsters of art somehow met backstage.
One was wearing black and the other black with splashes of white.” One called the other Mame
the other called the one who had called him Mame – MimeBoth left their encounter scratching their heads.
Both left their encounter scratching their heads.
I know how they felt.
I've stumbled on the side of twelve misty mountains
I've walked and I crawled on six crooked highwaysJTS Jims had the greatest head scratcher of all time
I think it was the forum clock that set it offBlackbeard to conquer the World
Pretendy woman…
” If you had been in the army you would have been more disciplined.
He he ”Man…”Thank you”
(pause) James Bond theme plays from the menace.
“I’m a late developer – I’ve learned courtesy and discipline living here in this place.”Mute button activated to still adverts.
“How can I make your stay here more comfortable ?”
Pretendy woman…” This is my place and I have lived here for forty years ”
Man…” How can I make the remainder of your stay here more comfortable?”
Pretendy woman…
“Well erm …no.. just put the kettle on ”
Man…” Right !”
Stands up…” Left right left right, click, swivels, right left right left.
Mute button deactivated…
LIVE AND LET DIE
Doctor – I’m afraid you’ve got high blood pressure and short term memory loss
Patient – well at least I don’t have high blood pressure
BRING BACK CHRISTOPHER REEVE
…oh sorry mate that was a mis-dial I wanted Wonder Woman
Hallo this is Wonder Woman !
You look like Kevin Costner with long hair in Night of the wolves…I’m not ringing again !
Next up on Stars in their eyes we have Dianne Abbot singing a love song dedicated to her old boss …
“Tonight Matthew I’m going to be me”
Shocking news just in reports a public hanging in Nottingham and a man in Bolton who was left on the roadside completely drained of blood.
Police have warned people in both areas to stay indoors as the two shocking crimes bear all the hallmarks of the feared, but long time disbanded, Word Association gang.
It’s leader the Matre de Sade has a large collection of weaponized words at his disposal, and his gang look determined to use them in their old traditional style – one by one.
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