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Quote: from Kotkijet on 2:09 pm on June 14, 2007[br]<br>To give y’all an idea of what I’m on about, here’s the lyrics to a song I wrote which goes to the tune of glory glory…
The s**t<br>ty Justine Gallagher said to Simon Bate you’re dumped,<br>The s**t<br>ty Justine Gallagher said to Simon Bate you’re dumped,<br>The s**t<br>ty Justine Gallagher said to Simon Bate you’re dumped<br>And this is what he said<br>FU<K YOU!
Who the fvck is Justine Gallagher,<br>Who the fvck is Justine Gallagher,<br>Who the fvck is Justine Gallagher,<br>Cos the Si’s gonna march right on on on<br>And on! And on! And on and on and on and on!
<br>Hmmm, given that the above fits perfectly to the tune of Glory Glory Hallelujah, why am I reminded of Half Man Half Biscuit’s similar, um, reinterpretation of it as Vatican Broadside, ie:
"The singer out of Slipknot went to Rome to see the Pope,<br>The singer out of Slipknot went to Rome to see the Pope,<br>The singer out of Slipknot went to Rome to see the Pope,<br>And the Pope said through his aide;
Who the f***ing hell are Slipknot?<br>Who the f***ing hell are Slipknot?<br>Who the f***ing hell are Slipknot<br>in relation to me getting out of bed?"
gc<br>
Adoptive father of two. The patron saint of lower-grade fare. A gently critical friend of point-to-pointing. Kindness is a political act.
Quote: from insomniac on 8:31 pm on June 14, 2007[br]Take it on the chin like a man for heavens sake. Slagging her off on a public forum using the "f" word is hardly the action of a man a woman is likely to miss.<br>
<br>I agree, seems very very sad to me…..
Hi everybody. Happy new Tuesday and all that.
Yesterday, I had a fascinating experience with my girlfriend. Basically, she slapped me up with make-up and we pretended we were lesbians. With me being of a slight figure (and apparently blessed with girly eyes) we were able to get into it and take it to fun places. Freaky I know but it was something different and a bit special IMHO.
Anyways, apart from this being a blatant first thread of the year in the lounge thing, I was wondering if anybody else on this forum has tried ‘crossing’ and if so, would you try it again?
Peace
Never tried cross-dressing myself but did do a fancy dress bar crawl with the hurling guys and gals. The theme was "mime artists" and as such I had to go into Superdrug and ask the assistant lady for some lipstick, as bright as possible and it didn’t matter if it was cheap and tacky – that was the look I was going for
given the success of The Rocky Horror Show I’ve always felt that a lot of men love dressing as women but darn’t do it for obvious reasons.my ex husband couldn’t stand Julian Clary; he had to walk out of the room when he was on the television. I mentioned this to a friend of mine and said that I actually fancied Julian Clary like mad and she said she felt the same,and so did most of the other girls with us….same probably applies to Eddie Izzard…I’ve also noticed that rugby supporters seem to put on girlie clothes on a regular basis. Seems unfair that us girls can dress any way that we like but you guys have a strict code of whats acceptable….
Yesterday, I had a fascinating experience with my girlfriend. Basically, she slapped me up with make-up and we pretended we were lesbians…..we were able to get into it and take it to fun places.
What I would do to have my youth back.
my grandad always said ‘there’s no smoke without fire …’
Explain smoke machines to me, then.
In answer to your question, Kotkijet – yes, frequently, and probably will do at a mate’s 40th party I’m going to tonight (could look a right state at Larkhill tomorrow if I don’t manage to get all the slap off in the morning….). I’ll never "pass" entirely – the Adam’s Apple and multitude of chins see to that – but it’s invariably a fun and rewarding experience.
gc
Adoptive father of two. The patron saint of lower-grade fare. A gently critical friend of point-to-pointing. Kindness is a political act.
How did it go Jeremy? And can I have an invite next time (the party, not the point to point)?
I have to admit that the eyeliner look did work rather well on both the singer and the bassist for The Bravery – I do think men need to be in the near vicinity of a guitar however if they’re to make the make-up look work.
I was somewhat disappointed upon getting a bit closer to said bassist at a bar once that he was better at applying the stuff than I am, however.
i will say some stable lads and jockeys i’ve seen with eyeliner, mascara etc do actually look pretty good!!!!
but if men went doing that all the time, they’d be worse than us, tho it is amusing, lol
daiesybelle
How did it go Jeremy?
I’ve certainly had far worse evenings.
Adoptive father of two. The patron saint of lower-grade fare. A gently critical friend of point-to-pointing. Kindness is a political act.
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