I need an authentic racing whip

[insomniac]

Good luck with the romance Kotki… but be warned, this could lead to:-<br>a) engagement<br>b) marriage<br>c) mortgage<br>d) children<br>and then…<br>e) voting Conservative :yikes:

I’ve travelled that route myself.<br>p.s. Are her family minted?

[insomniac]

great stuff grasshopper   :naughty:

[robertylea]

And insomniac gets the award for creepiest smiley…

[cormack15]

Brilliant Grasshopper ! Ever thought of a career in the Greetings Card Industry!

[Kotkijet]

:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: @  everything

[jilly]

Get in touch with Mick Fitz at the end of the season.Though i doubt he’ll be parting with the ‘better than sex’ whip he used,he may have others for sale.

[wilsonl]

Good to see you back Kotki even if it is not only perverse but quite likely brief.

Not sure I could go down that road though – wouldn’t be able to get A.P out of my head and that wouldn’t enhance the mood for me personally.

Maybe we should start a new poll on ‘wierd practises’ ?

Ok – maybe not.

[FlatSeasonLover]

Each to their own Kot I suppose!

[Kotkijet]

KAUTO FLIPPING STAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And on that, I offer a public message to Mr Fitz or anybody who can contact him.

I want the 1996 Grand National ‘better than sex’ whip used on the aptly named Rough Quest..

I will donate £500 to Greatwood / the IJF upon a favourable response to this request. From a dude living in a hostel who’s currently dating a student (albeit a very sexy one), that is the best offer you or any of your horsey chums are ever likely to get. Ever.

p.s – good to see yous too Jilly, wilsonl & FSL

[wilsonl]

Mad as a box of frogs. Love you Clarence, always have done, always will :cool:

[Kotkijet]

OK then horsey people, have it your way. I’m going to donate £250 to the fascist scum that are Animal Aid.

Y’all can forget about Cheltenham 2008!!!

VICTORY TO THE VEGANS!!!!!

[insomniac]

Nice to see you back posting again Kotkijet. Now that you’ve found the woman of your (sexual) dreams, does that mean you’ve dropped the anti-capitalist, "Che Guevara" persona of recent years?<br> Given up the Guardian for the Telegraph I hope.<br>You never know, you might be out hunting with your local foxhounds next. Now I’m sure you’d be able to pick up a whip there ! :biggrin:  

[FlatSeasonLover]

I daresay if you put this into the main section if you got Corm’s permission it would get more, ahem, hits. Dunno if i would say what it was for though.:biggrin:

[zome]

try harley racing.  www.harleyracing.net   But i wouldn’t advise you shouting about what you’re gonna use it for in the order form.

Or maybe you should.

Who knows.

I’m going away now.

I’m ashamed i’ve encouraged such deeds of a perverted nature.

Haha, yeah right.:cool:

HAVE FUN!!!!!!!!!!:biggrin:

[zome]

I have a couple that have been aboard the likes of Nether Whallop , Strong Brew, Homme De Fer, Tate Tirol, Arctic Double, Temple Dog, Clinton,  Desert Fighter ……… alas, only on t’gallops i’m afraid.<br>

(Edited by zome at 3:07 pm on Mar. 21, 2007)

[rory]

Hi Zome!

Isn’t Nether Wallop strangely appropriate?

[Kotkijet]

Hey zome

That’s a pretty impressive and certainly interesting selection of ggs!

I suppose I’d sooner have a whip from somebody I’ve known for years (albeit in a very sporadic capacity) than a faceless business.

If Australia beat the Windies today then I’d be happy to donate £50 to the IJF in exchange for a whip. Not sure how the transaction would be worked, perhaps through TRF in a pay pally kind of scheme?

regards

[Author]

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