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Hi everybody!
I have just purchased a whip from the equestrian shop in Ashton-Under-Lyne for my girlfriend as a graduation present. Thing is though, I’m not sure if I’m gonna end up giving it her after all. (The whip of course). I mean it really is for me and it is the fu<king coolest thing ever in the history of the entire world!!!
I have already mastered flipping it in the air and catching it with my backhand. I just used it to wake up the sleeping cats at my mum’s (verily funny!) and my left forearm is red raw. All this fun and I’m still yet to use it for it’s intended purpose (sex).
I LOVE MY WHIP! BEST £10 SPENT EVER!
A tenner????? Are you sure it’s a racing whip???? A gen-yoo-ine racing whip is gonna set you back around a pony, at least!
Yeah, twas in a 50% off sale and they ordered it by mistake. I mean, how many training centres can you think of anywhere near A-U-L?
It’s about a foot and a half long, grippy rubbery-stuffed handle with a leather triangularish shaped 2xlayered cracky bit which says ‘made in england’ on it.
Does that sound like a whip you’d know? If not then I can just as easily use it to smack the shopkeep’s face and take him to court. (Not entirely sure what order to do those in!)
just get someone young and pretty to go ask a jockey what he does with his whips after races, youd be surprised how many go ‘here you go love’, works with goggles too….
ETA – ah, see you have one now, that’ll teach me to post before ive read all the topic!
Quote: from Shadow Leader on 11:38 pm on May 23, 2007[br]Ah, if it’s a triangular flap that sounds more like a jumping whip to me!!! :o ;)
sounds abit too long to be a showjumping whip.
Hi everybody
The first post I was going to transmit on my return was going to be along the lines of I hate y’all and y’all hate me so I’m leaving.
However, I have stumbled across a situation where I might need support from everybody I ‘know’. No matter how horsey racingy or internety they may be.
To give y’all an idea of what I’m on about, here’s the lyrics to a song I wrote which goes to the tune of glory glory…
The s**t
ty Justine Gallagher said to Simon Bate you’re dumped,<br>The s**t
ty Justine Gallagher said to Simon Bate you’re dumped,<br>The s**t
ty Justine Gallagher said to Simon Bate you’re dumped<br>And this is what he said<br>FU<K YOU!Who the fvck is Justine Gallagher,<br>Who the fvck is Justine Gallagher,<br>Who the fvck is Justine Gallagher,<br>Cos the Si’s gonna march right on on on<br>And on! And on! And on and on and on and on!
Comforting ‘there theres’ most welcome!:crying:
plenty more fish in the sea – get out there and start casting :cool:
don’t look back in anger – or even at all ;)
We all go through it chap. Best advice I recieved was from TRF’s very own love doctor Grasshopper. Short, sweet, to the point and very very effective!
Forget all of the above left-wing, Californian, namby-pambying Alchemist.
The cure-all to your problem, is to go out and rattle some boilers.
My track record is entirely proven in this area of psychosis, so charge on.
Sorry to hear it old chum .. is this the same chick that you was messing around with the whip with a couple of weeks ago ?
Hey peeps
Hi Simon<br>I’m a vegan so that advice tantamounts to squat. Seriously though, I have spent the last 39 getting absolutly s**t
faced and the not looking back theory is great right now. It is definately for the best that she doesn’t get the opportunity to let me see exactly what I need to satisfy myself emotionally.Hey Alchy<br>That’s the plan. With my newly shaved head and my elongated facial growth (due to there not being many communal razers on Reddelich camp), I should be able to charm many knicker off at Jilly’s infamous all nighter on Friday :)
Hey DJ<br>Don’t worry about it, I’ve already asked for the whip back.
Cheers for that lads.
PBUYou
Take it on the chin like a man for heavens sake. Slagging her off on a public forum using the "f" word is hardly the action of a man a woman is likely to miss.
He’s still hyped up after his rampage through the cities of Germany during the big G8 lizard get together.
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