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- October 15, 2007 at 18:33 #5372
So we’ve got a thread for names you like so what names bug you? What do you think is a downright stupid name for a horse?
Personally my all time pet hate is "Your a Gassman" – wrong in so may ways.
I also get bored by those that are called "Frank’s Dream" or something equally unimaginative.
October 15, 2007 at 18:34 #119652I defy anyone to come up with a worse name than Skidmark.
October 15, 2007 at 18:45 #119657I defy anyone to come up with a worse name than Skidmark.
He was a likeable type though, DJ – always followed through with his effort.
October 15, 2007 at 18:49 #119662I defy anyone to come up with a worse name than Skidmark.
He was a likeable type though, DJ – always followed through with his effort.
10/10!!
October 15, 2007 at 19:09 #119669John Terry… Good player but for a horse? Mouriniho? Wise Dennis. Enough enough…What other footballing ones are there to wind me up?
October 15, 2007 at 19:20 #119671Cheesy ones derived from the Sire’s and Dam’s names. Two of the worst cases were two full brothers who ran in England.
Sire : Green Desert
Dam : Green LeafTwo sons : Green Green Desert and Desert Green.
Talk about no imagination.
October 15, 2007 at 19:22 #119673I defy anyone to come up with a worse name than Skidmark.
The formbook says that Skidmark once ran in a race with a horse called Pants.
Very apt, don’t you think ?
October 15, 2007 at 19:30 #119674Almost anything owned by Andrew Reid.
October 15, 2007 at 19:55 #119681All the hosses with arab names, I always end up having to say the number over the phone.
October 15, 2007 at 20:11 #119688Laureldean Gale
Sounds more like a greyhound to me.
October 15, 2007 at 20:19 #119692John Terry… Good player but for a horse? Mouriniho? Wise Dennis. Enough enough…What other footballing ones are there to wind me up?
Captain Gerrard. Apparently named after a certain charisma-lacking scouser instead of his immortal equine namesake Brigadier. That one wound me up a bit.
October 15, 2007 at 20:30 #119696I defy anyone to come up with a worse name than Skidmark.
He was a likeable type though, DJ – always followed through with his effort.
Yeah….he was usually held-up in rear, before stain-on.
October 15, 2007 at 20:34 #119700On fire Grasshopper. You also possibly win a prize for being the first person to quote himself!
October 15, 2007 at 20:38 #119701On fire Grasshopper. You also possibly win a prize for being the first person to quote himself!
A £5 record-token will suffice, DJ.
October 15, 2007 at 20:38 #119702Astonishing performance. Two gags out of it, can he manage the hat-trick.
(It’s 1.01 he can)
October 15, 2007 at 20:46 #119706THE HAIRY LEMON, always cunjures up images of an un-married pub landlady near me.
October 15, 2007 at 20:50 #119708THE BIKER, always conjures up images of an un-married bar-maid near me

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