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Hello horse lovers.
So what’s been happening. Must be 2 years since my last visit.
Any gossip?Well, I was in W.H.Smiths today and noticed everyone was standing very still.
It was then I noticed I was in the stationary department!!That is disappointing Mr P as one my best friends is from Pilzen in Czech!
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once had a secretary who justified her spelling of stationery cupboard by saying "well, its not going anywhere, is it?!".
Well, I was in W.H.Smiths today and noticed everyone was standing very still.
It was then I noticed I was in the stationary department!!Talking of shops, I went into the local Specsavers today and you’ll never guess who I bumped into…
Everybody, I can’t see a bloody thing !!
A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
So my better half grotbags goes to the shopping center to find a husband as she is fed up of me.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 – These men have jobs and do not read TRF.
grotbags reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that’s better than Nathan
, but I wonder what’s further up?" So up she goes.The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 – These men have jobs and love kids and do not read TRF.
grotbags remarks to herself, "That’s great, but I wonder what’s further up?" And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking and do not read TRF.
"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what’s upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads:
Floor 4 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework and do not read TRF.
"Wow!" exclaims grotbags, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak and do not read TRF.
"Oh, mercy me! But just think… what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads:
Floor 6 – You are visitor 6,875,953,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please……………..
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I’m not sure you can see straight……….
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, but I wonder what’s further up?" So up she goes.
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