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  • #171359
    lollys mate
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    gc.

    You crack me up pal.

    Rory.

    A hoodie is a term given to young thugs who wear tops with hoods. They can hid their faces whilst doing bad stuff. I think however that the hoods are sooo last year, which is why most of the young thugs around here wear bandanas.

    #171361
    Avatar photograysonscolumn
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    gc.

    You crack me up pal.

    Thank you. I aim to please.

    gc

    Jeremy Grayson. Son of immigrant. Adoptive father of two. Metadata librarian. Freelance point-to-point / horse racing writer, analyst and commentator wonk. Loves music, buses, cats, the BBC Micro, ale. Advocate of CBT, PACE and therapeutic parenting. Aspergers.

    #171401
    Neil Watson
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    What’s a hoodie please?

    Its either a hard man with his hood over his head so nobody can see his face or a condom

    #171402
    crizzy
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    gc.

    You crack me up pal.

    Rory.

    A hoodie is a term given to young thugs who wear tops with hoods. They can hid their faces whilst doing bad stuff. I think however that the hoods are sooo last year, which is why most of the young thugs around here wear bandanas.

    Like Raffael Nadal :lol:

    #171556
    Kingston Town
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    I thought it was just all the usual negative media stuff when I was overseas reading the UK newspapers on-line – but now having been back 2 months that’s it!
    I’m outta here!
    Switzerland has to be nicer, cleaner, safer :shock:
    Auf wiedersehen chaps and chappetes :lol:

    #207871
    Avatar photogamble
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    Your oppology is accepted.

    Mr De Mendez apparantly came over to England for a year. To live a safer life for a while. Cos its sh1t in Brazil you know. He did so for a year and beyond his legal visa year. Unfortunatley, he was in the wrong place at the wrong time. (London, after the worst terrorist attack for 20 plus years, living in a suspects house) He might have been better off in Brazil? But the odds of what happened over hear are a lot worse in his homeland. But he decided to live here instead.

    His choice I’m affraid.

    He was beyond his visa
    bur deserved to be allowed
    the possibility to go home.

    Exreme population numbers
    devalue the individual
    and the final extreme devaluation
    is just one unit of consumption.

    #207910
    dave jay
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    Nice gamble .. :D

    Well put.

    #208210
    lollys mate
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    Gamble
    Is your
    computer
    screen only
    two inches
    wide?

    #208234
    Avatar photogamble
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    Forty years ago
    an elderly man
    turned to his nurse
    and said:
    “I wish I was skiing right now”.
    “Oh, I didn’t know you were a skier,”
    replied the nurse.
    “I’m not.
    But I’d much rather be doing that than this.”
    It was the last punch line Stan Laurel delivered.
    He died of a heart attack,
    aged 74, on February 23, 1965.

    Immigration records in fact show that Menezes
    entered the Republic of Ireland from France
    on 23 April 2005.
    There are no records to show the exact date
    that he returned to the UK;
    however, under the Common Travel Area system,
    a foreign citizen entering the UK
    through the Republic of Ireland
    has an automatic right to remain
    for three months.
    Therefore, Menezes was lawfully
    in the UK on the day he was killed,
    irrespective of his previous immigration status.
    On Friday 22nd July 2005 aged 27
    Menezes was shot dead

    I don’t know Lolly :wink:
    either I am screwy eyed
    or your eyes
    are set far too close together
    a condition known as harrow eyes

    #208249
    Avatar photoKen(West Derby)
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    For sale: The Complete Works of Gamble (circa. 2009)
    Beautiful leather-bound four edition set.
    Very rare limited edition hardback (only six ever published)
    Being sold due to owner’s misfortune; with a six month money back guarantee.
    Amaze your friends with Gamble’s literary classics.
    Gamble has been described as "a genius in his own lifetime"
    Do not be fooled by fakes.

    #208377
    lollys mate
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    I’m really not
    bothered anymore
    Gamble. But
    I admire your
    work.
    I was
    an angry
    person in
    August, but
    I
    am over it now
    I have decided
    to move.
    However.
    You are more,
    Clouseau than
    Dr Bob, as your
    diagnosis of
    Harrow eye
    is not in the
    Medical
    Journal, but your
    detective work
    is second to none. :wink:

    Anyway. Why bring this up again.
    After all, the Met have agreed they got it wrong.

    It was Mr De Menez naughty little brother Dennis they were after.

    #208422
    Avatar photogamble
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    owner’s misfortune

    Ken,

    David Marshall used to call my stuff
    guff
    gamble’s guff he shouted out,
    and then the wagging finger
    and the moral lesson attached

    less is more

    About three years ago I sat with a piece of foolscap
    and waited for inspiration. I was intending
    to write something permanent.
    After two hours
    and intermittent drinks I had written nothing,
    nothing at all :(

    I did have an imitation leather book
    where I noted down comments
    and behavioural absurdities
    about people I found on here.
    Now that was a bloody good read

    Ken if you ever think of ghostwriting
    drop me a line :wink:
    my cabinet is well stocked up on spirits
    and your stuff unlike mine is
    clear concise and readable

    Lolly

    Anyway. Why bring this up again..

    I think you were unlucky…

    I used to play chicken as a kid but nowadays

    I think of a page number
    I think it was fourteen
    then I think of a number between one and fifteen
    which relates to the posting
    I think it was four. Whatever thread I find
    and I found yours Lolly I make some reply.

    When I read your
    elongated two inch post
    for a few confusing minutes
    I though t it was gamble
    writing rubbish again. :o

    Your postings
    are very much on the fringe Lolly
    and liable for cutting.
    I can’t say I haven’t enjoyed them though :P :wink:
    oh and lolly’s mate’s girl
    I suppose like most older teenager’s
    she’s found a mad world

    #208427
    Avatar photogamble
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    About an hour later 2 am
    empty bottles surround me

    Fair enough to Ken

    but maybe not to Lolly
    not all Lolly’s postings
    are beyond the fringe.

    As for Lolly’s mates girl :shock:
    the kid’s done bad
    she’s gone and
    got made and
    taken the footsteps
    the footsteps with
    the little designer shoes
    not ordinary designer shoes
    no not ordinary ones
    but shoes with little holes in
    she’s become a materialist
    and joined the hadult communitee
    to get regularly plastered
    like dad who marched from Jarrow
    to Harrow in a leather cushioned barrow
    with big holes in the bottom
    for his marrow
    feet

    I’ve been having these awful dreams Lolly

    #208457
    Avatar photoPompete
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    "He who does not find

    G

    reatness in G

    finds

    it
    nowhere…"

    In the land of the
    blind an Arra eye
    takes note

    s

    .
    Never tarry to
    wonder why?

    Edit: :oops:

    #208823
    lollys mate
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    Stop Gamble, you worrying me.

    Either that or your stalking me.

    You must have opened your file on her.

    For the record. She is doing great.
    She is driving to and from her performances, dont drink and is going out with a pro golfer. The only bummer is that she burried her friend yesterday.Danny Fernandez RIP.X

    Other than that she V happy.

    Do you think there’s room for a "Lollys mates boy" on this site?

    Lollys mates boy is even more contravercial than me!!!!

    Thats why I love him.

    #209183
    Avatar photogamble
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    I have opened a file on her
    a nail file :(

    she once declared the
    old pugilist Peaty Sandy
    normal and declared,
    possibly jokingly
    she might like
    to live with him.
    Now Peaty Sandy
    threw in the towel
    and launched himself into space
    defying all normality
    to seek the freedom of
    the ultimate constellation
    the dirty vowel

    It looks like your harrovian girl
    at 22 has found real sand
    with a pro iron man.

    I was reading the fallout from
    the teddy threads late last night.

    Four years ago this May
    you said you’d leave the barrow
    when the family was up.

    when I drive on
    towards my house.

    I see scum, crime, muggers, crap hospitals,
    traffic, beggars, no police, schools without discipline,
    happy slappers, oap’s going to jail for having a bit of a protest,
    graffitti, red tape, MRSA, no dentists available to ordinary people,
    tax hikes, and all the other stuff that goes with.

    this is all pretty raw
    I dont think lollys mates boy
    should put up wih it
    or his dad’s dragging feet

    p.s.

    Lollys mates girl
    was a very readable poster
    who gave a fascinating insight
    into london at the fringes
    I for one wish her well
    for the future and
    with her golfer.

    As for gamble’s nail file
    its just flash
    He wouldn’t hurt a Mc Fly

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