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1) What was the best present you had when you was a kid?
2) Your 3 favourite colours of Christmas?
3) The best sweet ever from a selection box?
4) Glitter … yes or no?
5) Best gift you pulled from a Xmas cracker?
6) Your favourite decoration?
7) Preferred Christmas animal?
8) Jesus or Santa Claus?
9) Favourite festive drink?
10) Most depressing Christmas song?
11) Your favourite Christmas song?
12) One thing you truly hate about Christmas?
13) Preferred Christmas game?
14) Your worst Xmas chore?
15) If you could change one thing about Christmas, what would it be?
16) Who would you love to snog under the mistletoe?
17) Is Christmas more festive with snow?
18) Why the Turkey?
19) What does your house smell like on Christmas night?
20) Your one personal Christmas message for the rest of the world?1) What was the best present you had when you was a kid? – Meccano set
2) Your 3 favourite colours of Christmas? Blue, Yellow, Red
3) The best sweet ever from a selection box? Green triangle from Quality Street
4) Glitter … yes or no? No
5) Best gift you pulled from a Xmas cracker? Quality small compass
6) Your favourite decoration? – None
7) Preferred Christmas animal? Donkey
8) Jesus or Santa Claus? – Jesus
9) Favourite festive drink? Guinness 0.0
10) Most depressing Christmas song? Do They Know It’s Christmas
11) Your favourite Christmas song? Silent Night
12) One thing you truly hate about Christmas? It starts far too early
13) Preferred Christmas game? Monoply
14) Your worst Xmas chore? None
15) If you could change one thing about Christmas, what would it be? None
16) Who would you love to snog under the mistletoe? The person I lost 41 years ago
17) Is Christmas more festive with snow? Yes
18) Why the Turkey? No thank you – beef or chicken
19) What does your house smell like on Christmas night? As usual
20) Your one personal Christmas message for the rest of the world? This song I posted not long ago on the “New Irritating Thread – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jAlDVxPz8o&list=FL86onn90Ky71WNxucq05LjQ&index=21) What was the best present you had when you was a kid? – A Kettcar Go Kart when I was about four
2) Your 3 favourite colours of Christmas? – Green and gold hoops, white cap
3) The best sweet ever from a selection box? – Irish Fudge
4) Glitter … yes or no? – Yes
5) Best gift you pulled from a Xmas cracker? – I like a Tuna & Avocado cream ON my cracker
6) Your favourite decoration? Tree with all kinds of bulbs and ornaments
7) Preferred Christmas animal? – Roast Turkey
8) Jesus or Santa Claus? – Santa
9) Favourite festive drink? – Christmas punch
10) Most depressing Christmas song? – If we make it through December
11) Your favourite Christmas song? – Last Christmas
12) One thing you truly hate about Christmas? – It already starts in September
13) Preferred Christmas game? – Where is my money?
14) Your worst Xmas chore? – Writing Christmas cards every year
15) If you could change one thing about Christmas, what would it be? – Make it less commercial
16) Who would you love to snog under the mistletoe? – A young lady Santa
17) Is Christmas more festive with snow? – No, could be as festive on a proper souther hemisphere beach
18) Why the Turkey? – Well it’s about getting stuffed
19) What does your house smell like on Christmas night? – All kinds of food
20) Your one personal Christmas message for the rest of the world? – Festivus is on Dec 23rd and less expensive1) What was the best present you had when you was a kid?
Any Lego, loved the stuff.
2) Your 3 favourite colours of Christmas?
In no particular order, red, green and silver.
3) The best sweet ever from a selection box?
Maltesers from Celebrations.
4) Glitter … yes or no?
Absolutely not.
5) Best gift you pulled from a Xmas cracker?
Nothing useful, that’s the point of them.
6) Your favourite decoration?
Other people’s lit up houses.
7) Preferred Christmas animal?
My cat in a Santa hat.
8) Jesus or Santa Claus?
Santa Claus.
9) Favourite festive drink?
Christmas ales.
10) Most depressing Christmas song?
Driving Home For Christmas by Chris Rea.
11) Your favourite Christmas song?
I Believe in Father Christmas by Greg Lake.
12) One thing you truly hate about Christmas?
Any mention of it before December.
13) Preferred Christmas game?
Scrabble.
14) Your worst Xmas chore?
None.
15) If you could change one thing about Christmas, what would it be?
See above.
16) Who would you love to snog under the mistletoe?
Angela Rayner unless Chezza and/or Hughesie get there first, which they probably would.
17) Is Christmas more festive with snow?
Probably, can’t remember it happening.
18) Why the Turkey?
I’m vegetarian.
19) What does your house smell like on Christmas night?
Candles.
20) Your one personal Christmas message for the rest of the world?
Peace and love to all.
1) What was the best present you had when you was a kid? A-TEAM VAN AND FIGURES
2) Your 3 favourite colours of Christmas? GREEN, RED, SILVER
3) The best sweet ever from a selection box? ANYTHING CARAMEL
4) Glitter … yes or no? ABSOLUTELY
5) Best gift you pulled from a Xmas cracker? HAD TO THE LOOP ON AND OFF A TRIANGLE
6) Your favourite decoration? TINSEL
7) Preferred Christmas animal? RAINDEER
8) Jesus or Santa Claus? FATHER CHRISTMAS
9) Favourite festive drink? BAILEYS
10) Most depressing Christmas song? LAST CHRISTMAS
11) Your favourite Christmas song? WALKING IN THE AIR
12) One thing you truly hate about Christmas? OVER HYPED
13) Preferred Christmas game? CHARADES
14) Your worst Xmas chore? WASHING UP
15) If you could change one thing about Christmas, what would it be? NOT RIPPING OFF PARENTS TO TAKE KIDS TO SEE FATHER CHRISTMAS
16) Who would you love to snog under the mistletoe? MY MISTRESS
17) Is Christmas more festive with snow? YES
18) Why the Turkey? GOOD QUESTION. PREFER GOOSE, CHICKEN OR BEEF
19) What does your house smell like on Christmas night? SAME AS ANY OTHER DAY
20) Your one personal Christmas message for the rest of the world? BE KIND AND CARINGCharles Darwin to conquer the World
1) What was the best present you had when you was a kid? SCALEXTRIC
2) Your 3 favourite colours of Christmas? RED, WHITE AND GOLD
3) The best sweet ever from a selection box? CELEBRATIONS GALAXY CARAMEL
4) Glitter … yes or no? IF IT’S STUCK TO SOMETHING YES, ON IT’S OWN NO.
5) Best gift you pulled from a Xmas cracker? THE HAT.
6) Your favourite decoration? NOW – A PARTICULAR 50+ YEARS OLD CHRISTMAS TREE BAUBLE. AS A KID – A BIG SNOWMAN FULL OF SWEETS.
7) Preferred Christmas animal? A NEW DOG WE’LL BE GETTING AFTER CHRISTMAS
8) Jesus or Santa Claus? FATHER CHRISTMAS (SANTA IS AN AMERICAN)
9) Favourite festive drink? WATER THAT I TURN INTO WINE
10) Most depressing Christmas song? ANYTHING BY CLIFF RICHARD
11) Your favourite Christmas song? A MERRY JINGLE – THE GREEDIES
12) One thing you truly hate about Christmas? CHRISTIANITY
13) Preferred Christmas game? TOTOPOLY
14) Your worst Xmas chore? FILLING THE DISHWASHER
15) If you could change one thing about Christmas, what would it be? THE FAKE STORY ABOUT THE BIRTH OF JESUS
16) Who would you love to snog under the mistletoe? MY GIRLFRIEND SHIRLEY
17) Is Christmas more festive with snow? YES, AS LONG AS I DON’T HAVE TO GO OUT IN IT.
18) Why the Turkey? BECAUSE IT’S CHRISTMAS
19) What does your house smell like on Christmas night? FARTS
20) Your one personal Christmas message for the rest of the world? BAH HUMBUG! WHAT’S THE POINT OF CHRISTMAS WHEN WE SHOULD BE SHOWING GOOD WILL TO ALL MEN (AND WOMEN) ALL YEAR ROUND?
Value Is Everything1) What was the best present you had when you was a kid?
Subbuteo Football
2) Your 3 favourite colours of Christmas?
Red, Green, Blue
3) The best sweet ever from a selection box?
Green Triangle from Quality Street
4) Glitter … yes or no?
No
5) Best gift you pulled from a Xmas cracker?
Set of mini screwdrivers about 10 years ago, still using them.
6) Your favourite decoration?
Injured Jockeys’ Fund Baubles
7) Preferred Christmas animal?
Lucy the Cat sleeping on a pile of tinsel! That may change if she wakes us up at 5.30 on Christmas morning asking to be fed!
8) Jesus or Santa Claus?
Santa Claus
9) Favourite festive drink?
Glayva
10) Most depressing Christmas song?
Santa Baby – Numerous artists
11) Your favourite Christmas song?
I Believe In Father Christmas (Look up the Youtube video of Greg Lake playing this at St Brides Church, Fleet Street alongside Ian Anderson, Florian Opahle and Dave Arch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuaRrSVm–I )
12) One thing you truly hate about Christmas?
It now starts in September…
13) Preferred Christmas game?
Totopoly
14) Your worst Xmas chore?
Hoovering on Christmas Eve
15) If you could change one thing about Christmas, what would it be?
No mention of it until December 1st
16) Who would you love to snog under the mistletoe?
My wife Aileen
17) Is Christmas more festive with snow?
No, buggers up Boxing Day racing
18) Why the Turkey?
Indeed, it’s Gammon this year and seldom turkey. Mind you, never try partridge which turned out to be a wrestling match for the meat which we could never win.
19) What does your house smell like on Christmas night?
Scented candles
20) Your one personal Christmas message for the rest of the world?
Be kind, caring and forgivingMany thanks for all who’ve participated in this. Some cracking replies I must say. Hope you’ve had a fine Christmas day.
Here are my answers…
1) What was the best present you had when you was a kid? Galaxy Invader 1000
2) Your 3 favourite colours of Christmas? Red, Gold and Green
3) The best sweet ever from a selection box? Marathon
4) Glitter … yes or no? Not on your nelly
5) Best gift you pulled from a Xmas cracker? Foldable magnifying glass
6) Your favourite decoration? Lantern
7) Preferred Christmas animal? Robin
8) Jesus or Santa Claus? Jesus
9) Favourite festive drink? Carrot Juice
10) Most depressing Christmas song? Feliz Navidad by Jose Feliciano and a kid. It’s excruciating!
11) Your favourite Christmas song? A Winter’s Tale by David Essex
12) One thing you truly hate about Christmas? Father Christmas/Santa Claus
13) Preferred Christmas game? Snakes and Ladders
14) Your worst Xmas chore? Shopping in crowded supermarkets with people coughing and spluttering
15) If you could change one thing about Christmas, what would it be? Ban Father Christmas! Santa is an anagram of Satan
16) Who would you love to snog under the mistletoe? Monica Bellucci
17) Is Christmas more festive with snow? Yes. Provides an element of peace.
18) Why the Turkey? A cursed bird. Doomed from the start to death by oven.
19) What does your house smell like on Christmas night? A burping contest in a Patisserie
20) Your one personal Christmas message for the rest of the world? May God be with you.
1) What was the best present you had when you was a kid?: Space Hopper
2) Your 3 favourite colours of Christmas? Red, Green and Silver.
3) The best sweet ever from a selection box? Those quality sweets with a Brazil Nut inside.
4) Glitter … yes or no? Yes, when I was young and tried to make my own Xmas Cards it added sparkle to my efforts.
5) Best gift you pulled from a Xmas cracker? Not really had anything worth while from a Cracker.
6) Your favourite decoration? Party Balloons when younger.
7) Preferred Christmas animal? Dog
8) Jesus or Santa Claus? Father Christmas
9) Favourite festive drink? Anything but a snowball.
10) Most depressing Christmas song? Working in retail, anything played at a slow, sad tempo.
11) Your favourite Christmas song? Must be Santa (Bob Dylan) although for a laugh like Merry Christmas you sucker’s by Paddy Roberts, in the year I was born.
12) One thing you truly hate about Christmas? Christmas shoppers.
13) Preferred Christmas game? Not really played any.
14) Your worst Xmas chore? Working around Christmas, in retail.
15) If you could change one thing about Christmas, what would it be?
16) Who would you love to snog under the mistletoe? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_yN85I4YOY
17) Is Christmas more festive with snow? Attitude changes, snow okay, but now prefer no snow.18) Why the Turkey? Tradition
19) What does your house smell like on Christmas night? Like the rest of the year.
20) Your one personal Christmas message for the rest of the world? Enjoy life to the max, one day it’ll be gone.Now a word from the Simpsons
You've got to accentuate the positive.
Eliminate the negative.
Latch on to the affirmative.
Don't mess with mister in between.1) What was the best present you had when you was a kid? – Dartboard. Well it was the most used. Didn’t help though as I’m still useless.
2) Your 3 favourite colours of Christmas? – Blue (sky), Yellow (sun), Green (Grass)
3) The best sweet ever from a selection box? – Any chocolate.
4) Glitter … yes or no? No
5) Best gift you pulled from a Xmas cracker? Can’t remember any.
6) Your favourite decoration? – Santa gymnast
7) Preferred Christmas animal? – Fox (saw one this morning)
8) Jesus or Santa Claus? – Santa
9) Favourite festive drink? – Cuppa tea
10) Most depressing Christmas song? Last Christmas (Wham)
11) Your favourite Christmas song? Father Christmas (The Kinks)
12) One thing you truly hate about Christmas? – Like others, starting so early.
13) Preferred Christmas game? – Boxing Day Test @ The MCG
14) Your worst Xmas chore? – Can’t think of one.
15) If you could change one thing about Christmas, what would it be? – Nowt.
16) Who would you love to snog under the mistletoe? I’m too old for that
17) Is Christmas more festive with snow? No
18) Why the Turkey? Why not?
19) What does your house smell like on Christmas night? Normal
20) Your one personal Christmas message for the rest of the world? – The Earth is not just for Christmas.
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