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  • #1637725
    Avatar photoWilts
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    Off to the Barbados turf track today for Gold Cup day.
    1st race at 13.00 here (17.00 UK).
    Stand on the rails for free.

    Best of luck to all on this forum for today’s UK racing. I cant bet as online betting account detects one is away from the UK.

    #1637727
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    Wilts, I don’t know if anyone has told you but its a long-standing forum tradition that anyone on holiday has to send a consignment of the local food to Chezza.

    Chezza looks forward to taking custody of a considerable quantity of jerk chicken in the near future.

    Enjoy, sir!

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    #1637755
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    Not sure it would travel v well, Ian. :whistle:

    #1637756
    Avatar photoHe Didnt Like Ground
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    Hey Wilts if Chezza wants some rancid 2 week old chicken who are we to argue …. we,ll get peace and quiet for Cheltenham .

    Pick 3 on Saturday champion 2025/2026

    #1637765
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    Chezza lives in a fantasy world where people can teleport food onto his coffee table.

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    #1637838
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    Wouldn’t a VPN get you around the betting issue Wilts?

    It gets me access to my F1 and Football subscriptions when I’m out of the country.

    #1637841
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    Griff – yeah, probs. I thought of it months ago but too damned lazy to sort :wacko:

    #1637850
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    Excellent! I hope it’s typically tropical*.

    Mike

    *one for the kids etc

    #1637879
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    You could send Chezza some Hot Yellow Pepper Sauce.

    They have a tote there but it might break down. Once when I was there a message came over the tannoy, “anyone with a win ticket from the last race, please come back on Tuesday to collect”, Good job I had not won as I was flying home on the Monday.

    #1637880
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    “You could send Chezza some Hot Yellow Pepper Sauce.

    They have a tote there but it might break down. Once when I was there a message came over the tannoy, “anyone with a win ticket from the last race, please come back on Tuesday to collect”, Good job I had not won as I was flying home on the Monday.”

    Chezza thinks this is a superb idea and an equally-superb anecdote.

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    #1637882
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    Garrison Savannah and Chezza are very similar in one respect.

    The former was a substandard Gold Cup winner; the latter, a substandard narcissist.

    #1637883
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    To be fair Glad Chezza is an above standard Narcissist , hes had decades of practice , however he always fails when it really matters , he,s the ” Jimmy White ” of the forum

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    #1637885
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    HDLG kinda answers for Chezza, who might well tick boxes for others as a substandard human being, but is manifestly the Arkle of narcissism.

    But sadly HDLG is also correct in his concluding observation – by rights Chezza should be Reigning TRF Forumite Of The Year, but Chezza has been robbed by that conniving Hughesey, with his lowdown box of dirty tricks, including: selfless acts of generosity in putting heart and soul into the forum, nauseating niceness, an excruciatingly-hilarious sense of humour and, to put the absolute tin lid on it, an infinitely-superior knowledge of Eurovision.

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    #1637886
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    “HDLG kinda answers for Chezza, who might well tick boxes for others as a substandard human being, but is manifestly the Arkle of narcissism.”

    A true narcissist would never allow others to answer for them.

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