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Well its been a good day
HOOFski was the surprise
turn upI have desecrated the racing forum
but as Mac knows all too well
history bites the rules in half
and can even re-awaken the dead.LONG LIVE THE DEAD…
Tooting and Hoofski sniff the scene
I want four gouls back in here
on a three day pass
Diane Avis – head bowed in silk –
will lead the other three in
pushing a cheaply acquired left-footed forward
blasting on a green trumpet
to frighten the supporters club massive
whilst a witch doctor spays the left backI have ordered four tins of ambrosia
and a prosthetic teat to practiceI would advise the grinders
to watch their bets today
there is quite a lot of wind forecast
and I have experienced first hand
the terrible effect wind
can have on a betting bank.Just returning to the gambling debate
Drone talks about 24/7 involvment
and really to get an edge you
really have to get involved in that way.
The problem is the mind can then spiral
out of control so it is essential
to set limits on your time.
I repeatessential to set limits on your time.
That is my message for today
Of course grinders could buy
a tavelcard and get a job
at least guaranteeing the minimum wage.
But what would they do ?
Test out furniture at a new factory
or wait till a film demanded
a hundred extras looking down
their noses dejectedly
and scratching their chins.Tor , welcome to the madness,I wonder if you are a secret ghoul from the old TRF ???
As for Jilly , it would be nice to hear from her again
cheers
Ricky
Not much of a mutton man myself Gamble, unless it is disguised in a scotch pie smothered in
H
appy
P
unter sauce. Much prefer the leg of a lamb dosed up with joliver sainsbury’s rosemary and garlic. Is it possible to recycle a prosthetic limb? Maybe on a tricycle?
"We’re three little sheep who have lost our way, baaa, baaa, baaa."
Tor , welcome to the madness,I wonder if you are a secret ghoul from the old TRF ???
As for Jilly , it would be nice to hear from her again
cheers
Ricky
Hi Ricky
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aaaaaaaah I seeIn a previous life on Trf I was a pink Hippo who when not lurking in a muddy lake would post occasionally ….
Hello Tor ,all is clear ……..as mud ….
dont know how avitars work now , but then again Im sure Corm will think of something
cheers
Ricky
I may be lame
but tor mentor
is very clear clone to me
and no moor residentCertainly a lurker
Looking in almost seven years
and knows everyone backwards
but certainly not originating
from the racing forum.Highly intelligent
and has left a few clues
and pointed a little at Davies
and has prepared and presented exceptionally well
but a couple of very small errors
which took me a some time to spot
have de-railed the perfect crime.My first thoughts were Turtle
a convincing and very confident
entrant here in 2004
but Turtle would have spun a bit more
an Ian Rankin enthusiast
who sprung from Wales
lived alone
and is more complex
and more outspoken than Tor
remember his poetry
and flashy french
and convincing downloading of a large sheep.Tor mentor I feel very confident
I know you.
Your not real clone meat
in the sense that your origins are elsewhere
but in some senses you are clone because
you fail to tell us who you are
and where you operate.I particularly welcome you to this site
you are refreshing and readable
and very very confident.
I know you well and sleep easy
I will not remove your clothes
but may detail your mistakes.I have a fever at the moment
so will lie lowNo he didn’t
The lover of Tors has expressed a preference for the Hound but given the curiosity his TRF incarnation has provoked Great Links should be the home from home.Being a self-confessed lapsed grinder of the big blue shark is it really much of a surprise that confidence and nudge-nudge know-wharrameanness pervades his postings?
For those who crave anonymity yet enjoy wasting valuable time surfing a myriad message boards a myriad usernames is crucial. Or preferably entrance via the back door as a gate-crashing ‘guest’
The club-club-clubby discourse of those craving the limelight who flit back-and-forth here-there-and-everywhere, and now like the elder statesmen they believe themselves to be prop up the virtual bar and bemoan the loss of those innocent golden days way back in the mists of time circa 2005 when the racing message boards really were worth reading
Great fun, though an epic derivative of Peyton Place rather than War and Peace
Whaat in
all-that is-ian-davies
(bold type) am I on about? (italic)
Drone , dear boy it just may be true that reading the old TRF was more enjoyable , but nothing lasts forever , so what we need to do it to ensure we have a bit of banter on the new look ad friendly nerd free board
cheers
Ricky
Hi Gamble,sorry you’re not feeling too well,hope you’re back in the rudest of health soon.
Now, I can assure you that I do live close to the Moor,not on it but close.In fact I was in Hexworthy this morning,but it was business rather than pleasure.
BFN
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the new look ad friendly nerd free board
The appearance of this site is now the ugliest and most user-unfriendly it’s ever been, nerds or no nerds
Some may say that it’s only the content of the posts that matters
True to an extent but to draw a ‘hard copy’ comparison, reading words printed on vellum adds to the experience whilst reading those printed on bog paper detracts
RICKY LAKE WROTE:
For gawds sake
The Lusitania’s interiors were decorated
with a mélange of historical styles
and were sumptuously luxurious to sit in,
highlighted by the captain’s sighs
as he enjoyed a calf leather surrounding
with his Pimms.Mr Drone’s strong feelings
might not have prevented the sinking of the ship,
but at least
those trapped in the loo
had the chance of a velvety feel
as they sunk to the bottom
and might have viewed their desperation
through bevelled mirrors reflecting crystalRicky Lake men toned the coxless pair
Redman and Greenman,
however there was a cox in the boat
albeit oft times lying down
our very own wit.Racing politics can be tinder box dry
Thank God Redman burned himself on his barbie
occasionally and the greenman self combusted
when he realised redman wasn’t taking
a blind pizza bit of notice of
his wig.No I am sorry to bring this
lame duck up again
again again
but we forgot to mention
the infommercialsWhat on earth
is wrong with a plastic mac ?The Lusitania’s interiors were decorated
with a mélange of historical styles
and were sumptuously luxurious to sit in,
highlighted by the captain’s sighs
as he enjoyed a calf leather surrounding
with his Pimms.Mr Drone’s strong feelings
might not have prevented the sinking of the ship,
but at least
those trapped in the loo
had the chance of a velvety feel
as they sunk to the bottom
and might have viewed their desperation
through bevelled mirrors reflecting crystalRicky Lake men toned the coxless pair
Redman and Greenman,
however there was a cox in the boat
albeit oftimes lying down
our very own wit.Racing politics can be tinder box dry
Thank God Redman burned himself on his barbie
occasionally and the greenman self combusted
when he realised redman wasn’t taking
a blind pizza bit of notice of
his wig.No I am sorry to bring this
lame duck up again
again again
but we forgot to mention
the infommercialsWhat on earth
is wrong with a plastic mac ?that’s the sinking feeling
The last jumps race of the day.
Looks like someone’s got an acca running up – Poppy Come Running is getting pummelled.
It strides clear, then the inevitable NevisoningGamble – On the subject of clones do ya reckon that General Haigh was on?
Glenn I see your two tramps
have overtaken me
at the doo dah races
No Glenn
general Haigh
wears one jumper and one
jumper only.He’s an economical man
with his free words
and that Zorro mask
and lazy cruise ticket
to the free world
was a Xmas present
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