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  • #13112
    Avatar photoCav
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    Graham Dench in the RP is reporting that Temple Place was gambled very early this morning from 50’s into 5-1 for the 4pm at Plumpton this afternoon. After the money was down the horse was then pulled out at 10.50am with a Vets Cert.

    #256806
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    Cav, Flat cap gamble has been lame for ages , wonder if this new look forum will see him again ??

    Ricky

    #256860
    Glenn
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    There’s been some inspired money this morning, from 50s in to 5s, for Flatcap Gamble to make an appearance at the next TRF meet up. :shock:

    Will a vet’s certificate be produced again or will we all get to meet him, ice cold krone in hand?

    #256932
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    Reportedly Flat cap has now shred his numpty status , and now is the proud owner of a Kempton Park AW members metal badge , surely fireworks will follow

    If you see him for goodness sakes go gentle … :roll:

    Ricky

    #257325
    Glenn
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    Fireworks are kryptonite to Kempton rat races as tonight and Saturday’s blank evenings testify.

    We have Guy Fawkes to thank for the respite.

    Maybe Ricky has the inside track on the latest gunpowder plotter. One interpretation of his post is that Gamble has gone to ground to plan what we have all dreamed of for so long..

    The Bombing of the Kempton Sandpit of Shame

    Go Gamble Go Gamble

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    #259042
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    There were certainly bombs tonight
    a great halestorm of words
    and I was caught up in them
    and blastingly declared
    the wet loser
    for repeatedly touching
    on subjects that
    bore.

    As for meeting up with the Truffle massive
    I dont believe I have a mask that is quite
    large enough
    but then again I haven’t looked
    in that particular cupboard
    for a long time.
    I do regret a lot of things
    including my limited usage
    of physical clones.

    It was probably 2003/4
    There was a meet up at Kempton
    quite a few were there
    I dont think Daylight.

    Snook wrote something like this.

    I was leaning on the rail
    when I spotted all of you.
    It was a mentally gymnastic thrill
    to work out
    who was who
    and who wasn’t who
    in that consummate relaxed ease
    of a hopper in a haystack
    with my secret presence
    hidden behind a shadow
    behind a stalk
    and me there
    mixed in with horse breaths
    pulsating like a monk that spied on
    a group of saints gambling on
    whether the old could sin
    and amen
    not a single truffle head
    had a spit of an inkling of
    where I was or
    who I was,
    or that my eye was out
    as I lingered there
    just that minute too long
    to make contact
    too remote.

    Erm snook
    who some may remember
    and despite the masculinity
    of the name snook
    well was female AND
    had all the qualities
    that make up
    true clone.
    Blame it on the krone

    #259049
    seabird
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    Welcome back, SIR.

    Colin

    http://www.viewfromthecouch.co.uk

    #259059
    Avatar photogamble
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    Colin

    I

    was up three

    ours

    before

    you

    rather regretting my post
    and my three am ungodly shuffle
    along a narrow corridor
    but good morning to you.

    I am back in lame form
    as rampant suggests
    and offer slight apolgies to snook
    for pumping up her words.
    I have never met or written
    to her or her sister,
    also an old member,
    and yup yup
    when snook spied she acted alone
    and was never on my short clone list.

    I have taken a rare break from the game
    since I returned from Italy
    oh seven weeks back
    purely to refresh my mind
    and concentrate more on the
    bigger questions.

    I have been working once more
    on the secret of life
    placed and crouched
    in a small kitchen in Ravenna
    which I shared with a yellow bird
    and an aluminium coffee pot.
    Both providing me with much inspiration
    but I have to give it to the bird.

    The dark narrow streets of Italy
    were also a soft
    and sometimes clicking stimulation.
    I like the place
    it suits me.

    I suppose I have to address
    horsey issues
    which I will do
    bang on
    but gently
    and in my own time I will surface from
    that can
    that Ricky and Glenn
    naughtily opened.

    #259067
    seabird
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    Italy seems to suit you, but it is nice to have you here.

    Colin

    http://www.viewfromthecouch.co.uk

    #259072
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    Seconded – welcome back, Friendsheep.

    (Apropos of which; whither the ovine avatar?)

    gc

    Jeremy Grayson. Son of immigrant. Adoptive father of two. Metadata librarian. Freelance point-to-point / horse racing writer, analyst and commentator wonk. Loves music, buses, cats, the BBC Micro, ale. Advocate of CBT, PACE and therapeutic parenting. Aspergers.

    #259085
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    Good to have you back Flatcap.

    Time is short. Jonnie G has already issued his Scarboro Warning. It would be great if some of Sleepy Hollow’s rare birds could join us, but Dennis the Menace reckons they are already extinct.

    I don’t think cans and bottles are gonna do it this time. Only ice cold taps will suffice.

    #259110
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    Colin thanks for your welcome,
    I was in Italy twice this year,
    going also to Malta for a tan and
    a gun unwind. I mean tum unwind.
    I took no pen and paper.
    Interestingly there’s something weird
    about the lack of animals there.
    In the north of the island
    I didn’t spot any and asked
    a local where they were
    using hands and feet
    and was told to head south.
    I travelled to the south and
    again saw no furries and was told
    to return to the north to spot them.
    Someone who had mastered the
    language heard in a bar that
    many are kept underground.
    I certainly wasn’t there for an enquiry,
    and got totally fed up tipping clergy
    to try to find the whole truth
    ending up at a trotting racetrack,
    – that’s a story in itself.

    A month or so Later
    forgetting animals
    and walking ENGROSSED
    through dark cobbled streets
    that winded themselves
    through the laced boot of Italy
    neck down for
    that elusive secret of life
    possibly in the patterns
    or a signorina’s ankle
    or a butt,
    little litter there but butts
    when a confidant advised me I looked
    like a turtle without its shell
    and my mind shot back
    to Maltese tied up beef
    and electric light sheep.

    Grays, hi there, whoaaa,
    that avatar is also a
    missing mystery. I could look
    in the Nutwood point to point.
    In some ways I still hanker
    after the original ikon board
    with its impressively big hairy letters.
    You wont remember that Grays
    your too much of a modern man
    albeit it with an old head
    and a pony that may have dissapeared
    to accommodate your rise in radio.

    Hope all goes well in your world.

    Glenn,
    as we are joined
    at the sixteen runner hip
    I will have to pm you my new
    leg measurements.
    But why ?
    Well to prevent us limping out of the stalls
    or stalling onto the sleepy hollow limps.
    There’s one solution to
    reducing the over populated racing fayre
    tie some of the meets together
    and give half of the horses
    an early gold watch.
    Having read the time feed thread
    the prevision boys without pictures
    sometimes referred to the armchair men
    are two seconds
    ahead of the racetrack box men
    who hate a photo,
    mind you it wont concern you
    as you dont own a watch
    and your guts n’ gaiters are
    rumoured to be full of expensive superior form.

    #259204
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    Although considered lame
    I write in a gallop
    and give a lack of
    pre-thought to content
    and whilst the meaning
    is bell clarity to me
    it can look obscure

    This is something
    I am trying to change :roll:

    I feel strangely out of place
    in this forum as I am currently
    out of the markets
    a decision forced on me
    by other duties and responsibilities.
    My life is different and harder
    I admit to missing the daily adrenelin
    of the markets and the blood pressure.
    I will hope to return early next year.
    No I am not working.

    What I don’t miss are the grinding days
    those hard careful days
    those slow days
    where you know you can’t win
    in making up for ten minutes of previous madness.
    I blighted myself three times
    in the ealry part of the last twelve months
    and three times crawled up a cliff face.
    Discipline cures this but there is
    tedium attached and then
    the possibility of another break out.
    97 percent of people on blue and purple
    are secret grinders

    I have three krone in front of me
    but I am strangely out of words
    in wanting to discuss a few old chestnuts :?

    #259209
    Avatar photogamble
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    Nothing much moves here after
    1am. Well it’s almost two

    I hope all is well :?

    An old chestnut before I get
    my head down

    In the old gambling fox thread
    I wrote that Cormack was unforgiving.
    This was stated without context
    was grey
    and needed some explanation.

    Cormack was unforgiving of Ian Davies
    this was what I was referring to.
    The two had no understanding
    however Davies was prepared to talk
    but whether that talk would have got
    anywhere or walked the walk is anyone’s guess.
    I cannot criticise Cormack for his
    stance on Davies or his distance,
    because everyone has the right to see
    people differently.

    I personally liked Davies
    and much more so after he lost his lawyer
    and threw caution to the wind.
    I can understand why some people
    disagreed with him
    but dont fully understand the dislike

    As for Cormack
    I have always got on with him.
    There is a certain tinge of obstinacy
    which I find reassuring in any administrator
    but be assured ( an old MFI phrase )
    my armour gathers a lot of dust
    before a failed delivery

    My three krones have been demolished
    the night weather is depressing
    and I am getting my head down

    #259210
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    It is very late but I
    have been approached by
    google bot and yahoo
    to start a missing persons bureau

    #259213
    seabird
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    Gamble, how very brave of you to put in a supportive word for he who shall never be mentioned on this forum.

    Courage that I have failed to exhibit in the past.

    Colin

    ps. …have you searched under the cushions for your emergency supply of krone?

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    #259236
    Avatar photoNathan Hughes
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    Welcome back Gamble it is great to read your ramblings although i confess to not understanding a word of them. :D

    Gaelic Warrior Gold Cup Winner 2026

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