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    Avatar photoPurwell
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    The Adams Family.

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    Jurgen Klopp
    Liz Truss
    David Jason
    Karl Pilkington

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    Rupert Murdoch
    Donald Trump
    Vladimir Putin
    Boris Johnson

    And a bottle of cyanide.

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    Can I order sushi for five, bill my guests in advance, then eat it all myself having told them the wrong address (gamble’s house) and a different day?

    Chezza likes dinner, but he’s not big on parties or guests.

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    Gamble does not live in a house, he’s what is nowadays called a free spirit or New Age Traveller.

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    Sounds plausible, Purwell.

    You have the best line in signatures btw, sir.

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    Dickens,Miriam Margoyles,Les Dawson and Jeffrey Bernard.

    #1623263
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    Kim Jong-un 5′ 5″
    Napoleon ….5′ 6″
    Hitler……….5′ 7″
    Stalin ………5′ 8″

    …oh and Mao Tse Tung 5′ 11″ can serve the after dinner green tea from a great height.

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    I would have invited Putin…5′ 7″ but he’d rather understandably – dine on his own generals.

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    Make him dine on his own genitals?

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    I’ll have another cut glass brandy on that and two Ferrero Rochet.

    It was reading about Bundy that made me open up a large box of Ferreros. Putin is certainly in his subset but too pugilistic to invite to cheese biscuits.

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