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- February 23, 2012 at 18:27 #21077
“And because most gamblers are also alcoholics, horse racing is actually about people who look awful and smell really bad but are good at doing sums”
From the late ‘Seething’ Steven Wells (don’t worry, everything annoyed him!):
http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2004/mar/31/horseracing.stevenwells
Mike
February 23, 2012 at 18:29 #393234…
February 23, 2012 at 18:42 #393235…could be some truth in that!
February 23, 2012 at 18:43 #393236Good article !
February 23, 2012 at 18:49 #393238Whatever would he have made of Newmarket!
February 24, 2012 at 00:34 #393311Reminds me of "The Kentucky Derby Is Decadent and Depraved" http://www.ralphsteadman.com/KYDerby.asp
February 24, 2012 at 02:34 #393326Weird, I don’t know him but he must have known me
February 24, 2012 at 14:10 #393376A certain trainer once described the weekday attendance at racing as ne’r do wells and layabouts.
February 24, 2012 at 17:59 #393398Have to say he certainly can sling words together in an entertaining way!

Have to take issue with his comment that "It’s AS IF every televised football match was preceded by an hour of gibbering nonsense". As if?? Surely it most certainly IS!! And the hour following as well! IMHO of course!

And please can someone tell me what a PORG is?
February 24, 2012 at 18:29 #393402And please can someone tell me what a PORG is?

Ahem, a person of restricted growth.
Mike
February 24, 2012 at 18:31 #393403A Person of Restricted Growth.
A phrase favoured in the novels of Tom Sharpe.
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