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    Amongst my post this morning I had the displeasure of opening a letter addressed from the great man himself.This is the first time I have ever recieved racing mail like this as I’ve always done all I can to avoid such correspondence like the plague!

    ‘Quietly making a fortune’

    ’31 years worth of connections’

    ‘Time to take my betting to a professional level’

    Also due to Deanos accurate software not available to the open market, it only takes him minutes and the click of a button.

    But even with the advent of the exchanges Deano is struggling to get his bets on and he just needs 35 agents to help him do just that!

    Has anyone else recieved such guff from the shrewd accountant, mortage advisor, ex group winning jockey and professional gambling extraordinaire? I’m pretty annoyed it’s even made it’s way through my mail box!

    #228457
    Anonymous
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    I received the same letter this very morning, though mine is now lining my six-year-old cousin’s rabbit hutch. Very absorbant, it would seem.

    #228464
    Avatar photoThe Ante-Post King
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    He"s been reading this forum and singling those out that need his expertise! Apparantly some on here thought Crowded House was a home for the needy! So he knows not to send me one then! I wonder who else on here might get one?

    #228466
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    More self-indulgent drivel.

    I wonder if Dean McKeown derives from the ancient Celtic meaning ‘egotistical ante-post no-mark’.

    I’ll have to research that one.

    As for the subject of the original post, I think I’ll have to refrain from commenting further as I invariably end up in trouble! Suffice to say catching rabbit sh*t is all his communication is good for – and the man little more.

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    Avatar photoThe Ante-Post King
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    More self-indulgent drivel.

    I wonder if Dean McKeown derives from the ancient Celtic meaning ‘egotistical ante-post no-mark’.

    I’ll have to research that one.

    As for the subject of the original post, I think I’ll have to refrain from commenting further as I invariably end up in trouble! Suffice to say catching rabbit sh*t is all his communication is good for – and the man little more.

    LIGHTEN UP EQUI! You sure have got it on you today, perhaps Dean
    ( who by the way could ride just as competently as any other, or vice versa) (thats not an indian dish either before you check it up) singled you
    out as someone who could perhaps suggest an Ante-post tickle! Please dont research it! it means putting a bet on in advance of the race!

    #228510
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    I received the same letter this very morning, though mine is now lining my six-year-old cousin’s rabbit hutch. Very absorbant, it would seem.

    I can’t believe you keep your six year old cousin in a rabbit hutch. Have you no shame?

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    :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

    gc

    Jeremy Grayson. Son of immigrant. Adoptive father of two. Metadata librarian. Freelance point-to-point / horse racing writer, analyst and commentator wonk. Loves music, buses, cats, the BBC Micro, ale. Advocate of CBT, PACE and therapeutic parenting. Aspergers.

    #228525
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    We tried strapping the water bottle to her face to give her a little bit of freedom, but it just kept falling off.

    If she’s not going to try…

    #228554
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    I also got one today, but I don’t have a cousin in a rabbit hutch so its in the bin.

    #228560
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    I almost wish I’d received one.

    Those BNP, UKIP and Libertas election leaflets are all used up now, and the other half of the lavatory won’t clean itself.

    gc

    Jeremy Grayson. Son of immigrant. Adoptive father of two. Metadata librarian. Freelance point-to-point / horse racing writer, analyst and commentator wonk. Loves music, buses, cats, the BBC Micro, ale. Advocate of CBT, PACE and therapeutic parenting. Aspergers.

    #228566
    yorkshirepudding
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    http://www.jobcentreplus.gov.uk/JCP/Cus … index.html

    Mr Mckewan should us the following link.

    As for the BNP, they are bloody Nazi’s. Least we all forget the sacrafise our forfathers made too defeat the nazis we cannot let them get a foothold or we sacrafise more blood too put these vermin down once more.

    #228634
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    I can’t believe you keep your six year old cousin in a rabbit hutch. Have you no shame?

    Class :mrgreen:

    #228673
    Trendsman
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    I received one of these yesterday morning…rolled it up and a 3 pointer into the basket it went

    #228677
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    No post from Deano I’m afraid. :(

    He must think I do not require his help – or more likely, that I am beyond help. :wink:

    Gambling Only Pays When You're Winning

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