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Chetenham …what are you NOT looking forward to?

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  • #143054
    Avatar photoGingertipster
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    Beat me to it Cavalino.

    Value Is Everything
    #143056
    Avatar photoaphardy
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    It’s not the catchphrase you want to be worrying about with Miss Martin. It’s the horrible horrible sight of McCririck’s eyes as she disusses all the LAYING she is going to be doing, and how she ‘s out to LAY everything at the festival.

    Usually followed by McCririck’s head exploding and a big face into the camera pointing and shouting about laying…

    #143061
    Avatar photoAndyRAC
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    Channel 4 having an hours build up before the first race, then still only show the first 4 races. C’mon show the lot, or put them on 4+ or one of the digital terrestrial stations. Even the Beeb show 5 from Aintree.
    Off topic, whatever happened to ‘The Ghost’? was always on the BBC coverage when people were interviewed and stood behind them looking smug.

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    carvillshill
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    People misspelling Cheltenham in thread titles.

    #143068
    PAULCS
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    Yeah she’s a cracker that Ellen.

    Now that they’ve added a seventh race to Gold Cup day, trying to get back to the station in time for the last train (6.42pm) is what I’m not looking forward to.

    #143071
    Getzippy
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    Not looking forward to the pointless Mares race and the Fred Winter Handicap – they really dilute the quality of the occasion imo.

    Zip

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    carvillshill
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    Ellen Martin is as Cork as they come, you should know that DB!

    #143078
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    I should add Alastair Down’s pseudo poetry.

    #143079
    Avatar photoBlue Brazil
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    The adverts on tv between races. I might be imaging this, but I think there’s always more adverts asking you to apply for a loan during the Cheltenham Festival, don’t know why! Maybe I’m not imagining them!

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    batman
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    Ellen Martin is as Cork as they come, you should know that DB!

    Not Limerick??

    #143093
    Salselon
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    No, she used to work in Carrigaline, in Cork, where I lived for 11 years prior to escaping to London. She was employed in Paddy Powers there, but wasn’t the manager.

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    clivex
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    She can lay me all day mate. From what I recall she’s a decent sort and i’ve never experienced fresh Irish totty before…

    Keeping this clean and subtle….ladies with too much self regard are rarely much fun in that …ahem…area

    Ask Ashley cole

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    I’m going to the Festival with two of my best racing buddies

    We’ve shelled out for a spot in a marquee for all four days, so comfort will be available as and when required.

    We”ve rented a house that’s 20 minutes walk from the track.

    I won’t see any C4 coverage.

    If I have a good day, I won’t be in position to drunkenly hand over half my winnings to the wife, uttering the phrase "You go get yourself something nice, treacle" whilst slapping her gently on the ar*se.

    What’s not to look forward to??

    #143112
    cheltboy
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    The Foxhunters.
    Otherwise, there’s nothing not to look forward to.

    #143118
    Getzippy
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    She can lay me all day mate. From what I recall she’s a decent sort and i’ve never experienced fresh Irish totty before…

    Keeping this clean and subtle….ladies with too much self regard are rarely much fun in that …ahem…area

    Ask Ashley cole

    Amusing.

    So you’re saying the quiet ones are the goers?

    Cheryl Tweedy may be a demon in the sack, we cannot be sure. Perhaps Cashley Cole just likes to get his end away as much as possible?

    Very un-bloke like.

    Zip

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    clivex
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    Im not going there…. :)

    #143147
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    Grasshopper

    "If I have a good day, I won’t be in position to drunkenly hand over half my winnings to the wife, uttering the phrase "You go get yourself something nice, treacle"

    I never had you down as a syrupy type of chap……… wait a minute though, Grasshopper = bald head = syrup. your secrets out ! :lol:

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