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- February 14, 2008 at 10:53 #143054
Beat me to it Cavalino.
Value Is EverythingFebruary 14, 2008 at 10:56 #143056It’s not the catchphrase you want to be worrying about with Miss Martin. It’s the horrible horrible sight of McCririck’s eyes as she disusses all the LAYING she is going to be doing, and how she ‘s out to LAY everything at the festival.
Usually followed by McCririck’s head exploding and a big face into the camera pointing and shouting about laying…
February 14, 2008 at 11:20 #143061Channel 4 having an hours build up before the first race, then still only show the first 4 races. C’mon show the lot, or put them on 4+ or one of the digital terrestrial stations. Even the Beeb show 5 from Aintree.
Off topic, whatever happened to ‘The Ghost’? was always on the BBC coverage when people were interviewed and stood behind them looking smug.February 14, 2008 at 11:26 #143064People misspelling Cheltenham in thread titles.
February 14, 2008 at 11:34 #143068Yeah she’s a cracker that Ellen.
Now that they’ve added a seventh race to Gold Cup day, trying to get back to the station in time for the last train (6.42pm) is what I’m not looking forward to.
February 14, 2008 at 11:36 #143071Not looking forward to the pointless Mares race and the Fred Winter Handicap – they really dilute the quality of the occasion imo.
Zip
February 14, 2008 at 11:39 #143073Ellen Martin is as Cork as they come, you should know that DB!
February 14, 2008 at 11:46 #143078I should add Alastair Down’s pseudo poetry.
February 14, 2008 at 11:47 #143079The adverts on tv between races. I might be imaging this, but I think there’s always more adverts asking you to apply for a loan during the Cheltenham Festival, don’t know why! Maybe I’m not imagining them!
February 14, 2008 at 12:01 #143085Ellen Martin is as Cork as they come, you should know that DB!
Not Limerick??
February 14, 2008 at 12:17 #143093No, she used to work in Carrigaline, in Cork, where I lived for 11 years prior to escaping to London. She was employed in Paddy Powers there, but wasn’t the manager.
February 14, 2008 at 12:24 #143098She can lay me all day mate. From what I recall she’s a decent sort and i’ve never experienced fresh Irish totty before…
Keeping this clean and subtle….ladies with too much self regard are rarely much fun in that …ahem…area
Ask Ashley cole
February 14, 2008 at 12:31 #143101I’m going to the Festival with two of my best racing buddies
We’ve shelled out for a spot in a marquee for all four days, so comfort will be available as and when required.
We”ve rented a house that’s 20 minutes walk from the track.
I won’t see any C4 coverage.
If I have a good day, I won’t be in position to drunkenly hand over half my winnings to the wife, uttering the phrase "You go get yourself something nice, treacle" whilst slapping her gently on the ar*se.
What’s not to look forward to??
February 14, 2008 at 12:56 #143112The Foxhunters.
Otherwise, there’s nothing not to look forward to.February 14, 2008 at 13:17 #143118She can lay me all day mate. From what I recall she’s a decent sort and i’ve never experienced fresh Irish totty before…
Keeping this clean and subtle….ladies with too much self regard are rarely much fun in that …ahem…area
Ask Ashley cole
Amusing.
So you’re saying the quiet ones are the goers?
Cheryl Tweedy may be a demon in the sack, we cannot be sure. Perhaps Cashley Cole just likes to get his end away as much as possible?
Very un-bloke like.
Zip
February 14, 2008 at 14:43 #143144Im not going there….
February 14, 2008 at 14:52 #143147Grasshopper
"If I have a good day, I won’t be in position to drunkenly hand over half my winnings to the wife, uttering the phrase "You go get yourself something nice, treacle"
I never had you down as a syrupy type of chap……… wait a minute though, Grasshopper = bald head = syrup. your secrets out !

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