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The war is over Gamble ….lounge is restored to its normal traffic , and looks pretty healthy to me
do come back and entertain us ….Mr P is buying up all available tickets for for the upcoming KB tour
Nathan is buying up all available stocks of Thatchers Gold ….
Moe is recovering from her Chelters Joust ,,,,a cracking looking bird …
which leaves me and I am thinking of starting a thread on Betty …..unless you come back of course
THE ODD POEM
weary ill fed
crutch parked
next to my
Dosteyevsky
with me ol bones
in such agonee
past six months
sat here all bent
made it me home
had the odd krone
brought in by a clone
upright stiff spine
not me no
that be
the mighty tome
crime n punishment
helluva tale
to have here in gaol
read it out loud
to my imaginary friend
six foot of lard
so fat he cant crap
cant even bend
no guard about
middle chapter’s darn
good without a doubt
‘As Hattie yells
dont do it ERIC
he eats it all
turns pink to yeller
It wernt NO EPIC
then Corky pops in
to borrow the book
Who’s this ere
IMAGINARY FRIEND
this derek
sat with Eric ?
eaten dosteyevsky
without a doubt !
I’ll need a pee first
or else ill burst
then to crouch
and all of
my truncheon
to hook
that book out
that’ll give me a thirst
then we’ll all sit
down to a
NICE cup o tea
dip a rusk
maybe a bit of
torvill and clean
eh Hattie
you put on some
mamma cass
i’ll bend me knees
twiddle me tache
mustnt be rash
me still on duty
We’ll leave
that yellow
cat derrick
to ERICDamn it’s Mr Brown !
Hellowee
what IS going down?
I thought you
might like some
company ?
HELLO Corky
shouldn’t you be
fighting crime
Where are you ?
HAT is he in the loo ?
erm I can see your helmet !
have I come at a bad time ?Eric.. He’s lost in Siberia !
Good to see you again Gamble, hope you are OK, sounds like you may have been in some pain of late?
Sometimes hard to tell what your posts are all about, believe it or not
Welcome home Sir.
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Blackbeard to conquer the World
Have you been watching old episodes of Hattie and Sykes? Not forgetting Deryck Guyler as Corky.
If so, do they stand the test of time?
Hi Mr P
I would rather not comment
about my physical condition
but I am half way through
crime n punishment
a difficult rendition
just popped in for a banter
completed Lake’s
now I have to do my
stretch six months at a canter !Would that be Nathan
in the capSykes lived up the road
from me and Matthew Guyler
Derek’s son – was a mate.The series were curiously odd
not seen any recently – written from
memory and I have always
loved Hattie –I had not intend to write
about her she just slipped in
Nice welcome back for you there from Nathan so stick around a bit… not long now till Lake reveals that I’m actually Zome!
Very quiet on all sections of the forum on here at the moment. I expect it will pick up when the proper racing takes centre stage
I’m like cinderella
must be back by twelve
ella ellaI thought the other ugly
sister might have had you
down as Ted but I am short
on research on which ghosts
were hidden in your old bushTed is a blast from the past and ‘he’ has also brought to mind… Bear.
‘Tedhe’Bear – for the hard of thinking
an ugly sister giving me
ear damage – that calls
for a krone so I am right down
the offy in my woollen shortsTake care it’s a jungle out there – almost literally in this oppressive weather. Anyone know how to do a rain dance? must have spent a score this last two weeks on savlon, insect repellent which didn’t work very well and, as I’ve been bitten by a horsefly – amongst other things – antihistamine tablets. The joy of gardening
I cannot help you
but yes with this oppressive heat
I fear ringing up
people this week
in case they’ve popped
their clogs
They are dropping
like flies in the citi
or should that be dogs
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