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    Avatar photoNathan Hughes
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    Did you see the video from trackside that Matt Chapman recorded of the Breeders Cup Classic? He was cheering on Toast of New York down the final stretch will cheers of ‘COME ON TOAST!!!, COME ON TOAST!!!, COME ON TOAST!!!’

    I was thinking to myself I prefer butter.

    Blackbeard to conquer the World

    #496695
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    A few weeks ago I was in Lidl when I got trapped behind two women talking about a BBC TV natural history program called

    "4000 year old Cold Case – The Body In The Bog"

    Keen to get past them, I asked "Was it Reeva Steenkamp?"

    One woman shot me a disgusted look, whilst the other one enquired "Who is Rita Steercamp?"

    Can’t please everyone in these PC days but at least I got past to continue my shopping.

    Thanks for the good crack. Time for me to move on. Be lucky.

    #497142
    Avatar photogamble
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    There were four people flying
    at ten thousand feet and
    descending very rapidly
    One turned his head
    around to the other three
    and asked " Where’s the plane ?"

    #497735
    Avatar photoaaronizneez
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    Went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

    Couldn’t find any

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