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What goes "woof, woof, Bang!" ..
a Terrierist…
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Here’s one that our very own
Eliza VoiceoftheRaces
posted elsewhere.
"Winter is nearly here & our native birds will soon be finding food scarce. Please go to the pet shop & buy a bag of nuts for our feathered friends.There is no finer sight on a winter’s morning than a pair of tits around your nut sack. Just remember however it’s a bit late in the year to expect a swallow!"
I think she shocked a few of her friends
Here’s one that our very own
Eliza VoiceoftheRaces
posted elsewhere.
I think she shocked a few of her friends
OMG Mr. P. Nearly fell off my chair laughing!
Husband to wife: Darling, my new Olympic condoms have just arrived. I think I’ll wear Gold tonight
Wife to husband: Really! Why not wear Silver and come second for a change!I had an attack of the giggles at a tombola party last night.
RAFL.
Adoptive father of two. The patron saint of lower-grade fare. A gently critical friend of point-to-pointing. Kindness is a political act.
Rexel 800 for breakfast.
Rexel 800 for lunch.
Rexel 800 for dinner.It’s my staple diet.
Adoptive father of two. The patron saint of lower-grade fare. A gently critical friend of point-to-pointing. Kindness is a political act.
I got thrown out of France for jumping onto Quasimodo’s back and shouting, "Alas, poor Yorrick!"
In my defence, I was only acting on a hunch.
Adoptive father of two. The patron saint of lower-grade fare. A gently critical friend of point-to-pointing. Kindness is a political act.
Rexel 800 for breakfast.
Rexel 800 for lunch.
Rexel 800 for dinner.It’s my staple diet.
Had breakfast at my brothers
Had lunch at my aunties
Had dinner at my parentsIt’s my Atkins diet
I had an attack of the giggles at a tombola party last night.
RAFL.
Bingo! That made me lol
Question:
What goes
Clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop
BANG!!!
Clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop?
Answer:
An Amish drive-by shooting.
Adoptive father of two. The patron saint of lower-grade fare. A gently critical friend of point-to-pointing. Kindness is a political act.
Reports are coming in of an explosion in a pie factory in Huddersfield – 3.14285 reported dead!
What is brown, steamy and comes out of cows?
The isle of Wight ferry!
…do your worst…
Zip
Given the age of some of the jokes on this thread, I think this will fit;
Who was the last 16 stone man to ride a derby winner?
Lester Piggott’s cellmate
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