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I knew a girl once that was called Hoover, wonder why?
Because she was a vacuous bag?
Among other things
she also had a belt and a bag but she liked to blow rather than suck 
Getting back to Valentine’s Day, surely spontaneity is essential for romance? February 14th is about as spontaneous, passionate and romantic as Chris De Burgh opening a shopping centre in Watford.
Getting back to Valentine’s Day, surely spontaneity is essential for romance? February 14th is about as spontaneous, passionate and romantic as Chris De Burgh opening a shopping centre in Watford.
The lady in red man.
Lady In Red, Lady In Blue
feeling horny? fancy a screw?grays – nothing for 31 years then bang!!! stuff happened, the white stuff?
Heh heh! No, that happened many years before. Other, bigger, Mrs Column-oriented stuff happened later on.
gc
Adoptive father of two. The patron saint of lower-grade fare. A gently critical friend of point-to-pointing. Kindness is a political act.
Mrs HJ was today treated to a slap-up lunch in the work canteen.
Nobody can tell me that I don’t know how to treat a girl right…
Mrs HJ was today treated to a slap-up lunch in the work canteen.
Nobody can tell me that I don’t know how to treat a girl right…
I like your style.
Lady In Red, Lady In Blue
feeling horny? fancy a screw?I simply refuse to contemplate Chris de Burgh and the words ‘horny’ and ‘screw’. It is ghastly beyond words.
I have always refused to do anything for Valentines for the simple reason evrerything becomes an overpriced rip-off to fleece the public.
There are 365 / 366 days in each year – any one of which can be used for giving gifts, cards or whatever – surely it is better to give a gift or card spontaneously, when you want to, rather than just because the calendar happens to say 14th February.
Spent last Valentines Day on my driving test….and failed
This Valentines Day i was working milking cows, got covered in dung and teat dip and smelt like a dairy farm….sexy!
Things can only get better next year
There are 365 / 366 days in each year – any one of which can be used for giving gifts, cards or whatever – surely it is better to give a gift or card spontaneously, when you want to, rather than just because the calendar happens to say 14th February.
We do that in addition. Mrs Column has made it clear that she will not propose to me on Valentines Day, February 29th, my birthday, her birthday, Christmas Day, New Year’s Day, or any other "landmark" day, but rather when I least expect it. Oh bum.
gc
Adoptive father of two. The patron saint of lower-grade fare. A gently critical friend of point-to-pointing. Kindness is a political act.
This Valentines Day i was working milking cows, got covered in dung and teat dip and smelt like a dairy farm….sexy!
…not as offputting as you might think…in fact, to some middle agers it might be quite a turn on…..I’m sorry if that alarms you a little.
The dung suggestion is
hardly borne out by reality
as the sex life
of any normal agricultural tramp
sadly consits of unpeeling
a mouldy banana on a benchValentines Day is mad
I got a card with a verse in it that said;
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Put Wii Sports on,
So I can thrash you.What’s all that about? It was from my g/f of course, so in return I treated her to a night of Premier League Darts on TV – oh the romance lol. But I love her to bits really, she looks after me and puts up with my sport addiction – what more can a man want
She is a very special woman – but she can’t cook
Mike
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