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  • in reply to: The Are Zen? riddle #270053
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    I don’t want anyone to sit on my knee,just hold hands in solidarity :) However,I do understand that my criticism of Mr. Bigmac may have put some off.They won’t touch for fear of catching Swine Flu.

    A lot of the characters have gone now,not much creativity left.Politics are boring,IMO

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    But there have been some moments of pleasure 8)

    in reply to: Stan James Diary #269975
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    Free RUK one pour moi,though I don’t subscribe.

    I liked the old betfair peachy ones,but never bothered with their calendar.

    in reply to: The Are Zen? riddle #269972
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    Yes,it’s gone from chilled-out to stone cold dead.

    R.I.P.

    in reply to: The Are Zen? riddle #269564
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    I’m surprised to be in the running,let alone the jolly.

    Deffo not me.I would have young Simon much less than the 18/1 you quote.

    Anyway,this place is no fun and no-one cares about making it so.

    The Lounge is finnish!

    :(

    My very best wishes to you,Gamble.

    in reply to: Past the edge of reezan #268684
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    I reckon you need to get laid.

    Have you a system for this?

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    in reply to: shhh systems section – laying #267531
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    I will gladly share my short-priced lays to anyone who wants almost certain winners.

    in reply to: The Lounge Church #267524
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHt_GzOgjvA

    Awful piece of pap.

    22 years old, that track, and seems like yesterday when it was out. If anyone can knows what I did with the last two decades, can they remind me, please?

    gc

    You’ve had your nose stuck in quite a few books?
    Shhhh…
    And I reckon it’s paid off for you.

    in reply to: Whiskey #267515
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    Dont know about scrumpy
    but has anyone got stuck
    in a really large bottle ?

    That’s just silly

    in reply to: Whiskey #267514
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    Not whiskey, of course, but has anyone ever had a ‘barley wine’ hangover…actually, it wasn’t even a hangover; just remember feeling that someone was hitting me over the head with a hammer…and don’t get me started on scrumpy…..I mean, real scrumpy…..

    You’ve hit the nail on the head there,Moe.

    Seems like I have only just got rid of a barley wine headache from thirty or more years ago.Awful stuff,and don’t get me started on the evils of pernod mixed with other booze.I can still smell the stench of the sick to this day.

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    I’ve heard tales of 1/6th. odds on track

    But don’t believe it.

    When did YOU last go to the track? :oops:

    I daren’t go because of the scary stories I’ve heard about the shocking odds on offer.

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    Bookies often go 1/5 odds each way.

    I’ve heard tales of 1/6th. odds on track [/url:34luorvq]

    But don’t believe it.

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    Edit …

    in reply to: Robbing bookmakers #266590
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    There’s some shrewd bastards on here,I can see that.

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    in reply to: Barbers prices #266555
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    Not a word,not one bloody word.

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    :lol:
    Been experimenting with it lately – don’t seem to be able to find the right styling clay that will keep it spiked all day long, by about midday it’s gone all lopsided and only spiked at the front :(

    Any recommendations at all?

    Use the stuff that Cameron uses

    I’m sure you’ve got some at hand.Rub it well in.

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