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  • #13788
    Avatar photogamble
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    I have noticed that the most interesting
    poster/clone to have enetered our portals
    in the new decade has been snatched from
    our clinging grasp by what looks like two hooded
    men in a high speed car,in the earlies.

    If there is a ransom I may have to fork out,
    however, I will first lay the bare facts before you.

    To see Are Zen’s convincing work you’ll have
    to travel to the ATTACK thread in the systems area.

    My work on clones has finished – it’s a fruitless task
    like a jigsaw the size of the Gobi desert with no spoon.
    Clones still interest me greatly, despite my weariness
    in pinning them down.

    I need a glass of crisp white for clarity …

    #269547
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    The glass of crisp dry white
    is lying in a bottle now in the freezer,
    in wait,
    possibly the same sort of freezer
    that the point of Are Zen?’s questionmark
    has frozen into a small ball
    of frosty hate.

    Kotijket was first
    on my list of men
    as he defroze his icicles
    to riff once again :shock:

    #269560
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    but no the awful mind
    that dreamt up Paddy the Paddy
    could never deliver such a
    marvellously packaged Razeen

    clean,mean,and lean,
    pinstripes steamed,
    but still
    the dirtiest critter
    in the Gobi
    with a mouth like a pill.
    which spilled…

    The Wimbledon fish and chip shop thrashing that was meted out to you by a father and son combo will be a mere bagatelle compared to what me and my boy will dish out. [/color:369t34j5]

    I’m off to the freezer now
    rather annoyed :(

    #269562
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    after 2 glasses of white wine

    15/8 Tor Mentor
    9/4 Razeen
    18/1 Salty Jack
    18/1 Kotijket
    22/1 Sky
    100/1 The Hankster (from another place)
    100/1 Glenn

    #269564
    Avatar photoTor mentor
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    I’m surprised to be in the running,let alone the jolly.

    Deffo not me.I would have young Simon much less than the 18/1 you quote.

    Anyway,this place is no fun and no-one cares about making it so.

    The Lounge is finnish!

    :(

    My very best wishes to you,Gamble.

    #269574
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    Thanks for your candour Tor,
    and morning thoughts suggest to me
    that I put to much emphasis
    on your pricewise comments to Cormack
    which you edited.

    Personally I found your Davies (nap) comment
    quite hilarious and Cormack despite his
    gravitas on occasion has a pretty keen sense
    of fun. Matron is also not devoid of the simpson
    element but has those very quick hands.
    My gentle ribbing of Matron, to use Are Zen? words,
    may have caused the car abduction late
    yesterday morning. I have put a dent in his
    favourite section – systems, and he may well,
    have made a small plasticine effigy of me,
    just waiting for his lottery pin.

    You are still in there Tor

    It’s no fun anymore Tissues :cry:

    5/4 Razeen
    9/2 Kotijket
    7/1 Tor Mentor
    12/1 Sky
    14/1 Salty Jack
    150/1 Glenn
    500/1 The Hankster

    #269746
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    I have been sniffing around
    these houses for years.
    Pewter raged about
    the newest breed
    the hijackers
    must tackle
    the prattle
    jackals
    cut’em
    dead e
    said

    They twisted things.
    I could understand him,
    I could understand his issues
    I could see why his finger stuck up so
    as a last salute to the old guard he never let go

    THE REPRIEVE

    Death I could never understand,
    well yes, in the real world
    it is so so so overcrowded
    we need all the space,
    but not inside cyber
    millions o’ faces
    all shoutin out
    WHY US there
    is so so
    so much
    space
    jey
    hoh
    jey
    ho
    je
    o

    by

    A. Martell

    #269774
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    One day at a time sweet Jesus
    That’s all I’m asking from you.
    Just give me the strength.
    To do everyday what I have to do

    Lena Martell

    #269969
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    Lena Martell
    still on tour at seventy

    My Martell almost finished
    only a wee wee half bottle :?

    This place was first called the
    Chill out lounge
    it was renamed
    the lounge by Daylight.
    He went off his first name
    when there was too much chilling out.

    I always called it Daylight’s revenge.

    #269972
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    Yes,it’s gone from chilled-out to stone cold dead.

    R.I.P.

    #269998
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    Yes,it’s gone from chilled-out to stone cold dead.

    R.I.P.

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    Leave the tins in the fridge and mull over some wine by the fire. The legume is a distant memory and is tinted by the spectacle of a prim mistress. You guard your membership too well and too often blackball potential shareholders just because they don’t speak your language fluently. I fear however time is of the essence as your game of musical chairs has left very little furniture and some might not want to sit on your knee.

    #270053
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    I don’t want anyone to sit on my knee,just hold hands in solidarity :) However,I do understand that my criticism of Mr. Bigmac may have put some off.They won’t touch for fear of catching Swine Flu.

    A lot of the characters have gone now,not much creativity left.Politics are boring,IMO

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    But there have been some moments of pleasure 8)

    #270057
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    Holding hands wont bring them back[attachment=1:1ap9ccyk]SEANCE.jpg[/attachment:1ap9ccyk]

    GRASP!
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    You have much to offer us and as your Bush duets

    Don’t give up – ’cause you have friends
    Don’t give up – you’re not beaten yet
    Don’t give up – I know you can make it good.

    A thought

    Pity the poor corpuscle for he labours in vein

    #270072
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    Ah good old Tor – hates it here but can’t keep away!

    His comments are valued though.

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