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  • March 1, 2006 at 20:55 in reply to: Anyone fancy a joke? #98572
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    I’m new and never saw these jokes, so here’s one of mine.

    There was a zebra that had lived her entire life in a zoo and was getting on in age so the zookeeper decided as a treat that she could spend her final years in bliss on a farm. <br>The zebra was so excited, she got to see this huge space with green grass and hills and trees and all these strange animals.<br>She saw a big fat weird looking brown thing and ran up to it all excited, "hi, I’m a zebra!â€ÂÂ

    March 1, 2006 at 20:41 in reply to: Being stopped in the street #98931
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    sorry to be serious but this can be helpful on the phone front. 0870-444-3969 is the number to stop those calls from the machine. 0845 0700707 is the call preference number to stop the "real" people calling you. Both are free.:)

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