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- August 23, 2016 at 13:37 #1260951
There are many great racing books coming up in the other thread, but there are also a few dog logs that we might enjoy naming and shaming.
My nomination is Days Like These by Jamie Reid – the most derivative racing-themed arse gravy I’ve ever read. Reid actually won the William Hill Sports Book of the Year prize for Doped: The Real Life Story of the 1960s Racehorse Doping Gang, but this one is a stinker.
August 23, 2016 at 14:27 #1260954I propose Julian Wilson’s autobiography Some You Win.
If I want to read about someone’s prolific sex life I’d much prefer to re-read Fanny Hill.
August 23, 2016 at 17:35 #1260966lol Soldier.
For me it would have to be “Better Than Sex” by Mick Fitzgerald. Always liked him as a jockey, but by the time I read it, he was already developing himself as a pretty inept pundit. That, along with the fact that despite his “better than sex” remark having definitely not crept into the public consciousness, he and his colleagues seem to be believe it one of the most famous quotes of all time. The only racing autobiography I couldn’t finish.
Also, any of The Grand National books by the late Aintree “expert” Reg Green. They were always hard work.
August 23, 2016 at 18:22 #1260974The Reg Green books were only use as a record of the results really. That’s all I ever use the one I’ve got for anyway.
The Julian Wilson book was reviewed by a racing magazine and the reviewer stated that it should have come with this warning on the cover:-
“Please do not attempt to drive or operate heavy machinery after reading this book”
I didn’t bother buying it.
I tried The Byerly Turk after reading great reviews on Amazon but although the research and detail was tremendous I lost interest as it dragged along at the pace of a glacier and it just never seemed to be reaching the parts that actually interested me about the story.
For me it was the Dryerly Turk.
Thanks for the good crack. Time for me to move on. Be lucky.
August 23, 2016 at 20:18 #1260985I propose Julian Wilson’s autobiography Some You Win.
If I want to read about someone’s prolific sex life I’d much prefer to re-read Fanny Hill.
Would agree with that, absolute tripe.
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I've walked and I crawled on six crooked highwaysAugust 23, 2016 at 20:53 #1260989“How I broke the bookies- my guide to tipping favourites” By goreisking could be a strong contender.
August 24, 2016 at 17:26 #1261049There was a book on Dawn Run in the late 80s, by Anne Holland; such a fascinating subject, but it was absolute shite, like it was written by a three-year-old (human)
August 24, 2016 at 18:09 #1261053Alex Bird book by a distance.
August 24, 2016 at 23:01 #1261078Alex Bird book by a distance.
Was that The Life And Secrets Of A Professional Punter – Alex Bird with Terry Manners?
One of the first gambling books I read, can’t remember much about it other than not backing one who **** loosly in the paddock (that’s horses not jockeys)… Might have been got at!
Value Is EverythingAugust 24, 2016 at 23:09 #1261079Nick Mordin’s book Betting For A Living.
Six months profit proves nothing and poor conclusions.Value Is EverythingAugust 26, 2016 at 11:02 #1261153“Better Than Sex” by Mick Fitzgerald
I would suggest smashing your head against a brick wall is better than having sex with Mick
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August 26, 2016 at 12:29 #1261167lol Nathan, I’d rather hit that brick wall than attempt to read that book again.
August 27, 2016 at 10:08 #1261273Goodness there are so many in this category!
I do agree that Julian Wilson’s biography should be in there, a thoroughly unpleasant man comes across, in a badly written book.
All of Reg Green’s, badly written and somewhat boring.
The Henry Cecil biography by Brough Scott was a very disappointing book and badly produced. Brough Scott is a very poor writer and I am rather amazed he has been so successful.
I read something by Susan Montgomery once, it was really bad with so many mistakes.August 27, 2016 at 13:39 #1261340Most racing books, like sporting books in general, are pretty dire, tough reads even for die-hard fans.
Autobigraphies are mainly ghost-written by racing hacks of no great literary abilities, and biographies tend to be more like hagiographies with anything controversial carefully sidestepped.
My three against the field that I posted on the best books thread – Seabiscuit, Men and Horses I have known, Sods I have cut on the turf – were all written by the people whose names appear on the dustjackets.
August 28, 2016 at 13:07 #1261478Most racing books, like sporting books in general, are pretty dire, tough reads even for die-hard fans.
Autobigraphies are mainly ghost-written by racing hacks of no great literary abilities, and biographies tend to be more like hagiographies with anything controversial carefully sidestepped.
My three against the field that I posted on the best books thread – Seabiscuit, Men and Horses I have known, Sods I have cut on the turf – were all written by the people whose names appear on the dustjackets.
Scott Brough was very snooty in Henry Cecil’s book. Maybe he was just channeling the attitudes of the racing people. Far more interesting in waffling on by the high society and pointless moments in history .Often, as entertaining as some of his antidotes were, it felt like the book was about the author and his experiences rather than Cecil. It does not really talk about how Cecil was so successful, suppose no trainer wants to give away their secrets – to be fair he was busy with his horses – and maybe it is hard to describe. Cecil was right, it was pretty boring. A lot of fawning over Frankel. Whatever people think of Tom Queally, he is barely mentioned in the book unlike some of the other jockeys who had a chapter or two named after them. Tom did help Cecil win over 20 group 1’s, would have been a few more had he more experierance and confidence eg 1000 Guineas on Jacqueline’s Request, Coronation on Midday. Only a glancing reference to Middday’s win at the Breeders Cup, Cecil’s first win there.
September 19, 2016 at 16:12 #1264070Also introduced new concepts and ideas to people who were still using the fineform rating formula and gave punters the strange idea that with a bit of investigation and research this game of ours could be beatable. For everything Mordin is accused of i will always cherish the days of Aesculus Press where the names of Mordin, Potts and Cotton became lifelong “friends” Those were exciting times to be a punter and the idea generation that these books spawned was for many punters life-changing.
September 19, 2016 at 16:13 #1264071Also introduced new concepts and ideas to people who were still using the fineform rating formula and gave punters the strange idea that with a bit of investigation and research this game of ours could be beatable. For everything Mordin is accused of i will always cherish the days of Aesculus Press where the names of Mordin, Potts and Cotton became lifelong “friends” Those were exciting times to be a punter and the idea generation that these books spawned was for many punters life-changing.
Nick Mordin’s book Betting For A Living.
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