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October 30, 2005 at 18:10 #4066
Hi everybody
The other night, I made my chipper middle class chum a stonking good vegan meal.
I enjoyed it so much that I wiped up the last dregs with a slice of bread. My friend looked like she saw a ghost.
She said it was disgusting and utterly commoner etiquette.
I told her to yank that ******* bug out of her arse and went to the pub.
We didn’t speak for hours afterwards but we’re friends again now.
So what does everybody else think about this area of table manners?
October 30, 2005 at 18:39 #94697Unbelievable.
You have the sheer audacity to ruin your poor friend’s culinary experience by not adhering to the Atkins Diet?
God man, you’re a savage.
November 1, 2005 at 19:25 #94699Your full of cr@p Kotki.
You cannot get vegan bread, vegan food has very little sauce, so you can’t wipe it up, and I’m sure that you have no chums, especially middle class ones!
November 2, 2005 at 00:18 #94700Hi lollys mate.
You have never noticed that on many bread packets, it reads ‘Suitable for vegans’ and Organic bread is generally fine anyway. Nor have you ever tried to cook a good vegan meal. As for the chums bit, I’m sure that’s your own personal resentment popping out.
By the way, you missed out the apostrophe and an ‘e’ on the first sentence of your (possessive) post. Now if you’re (omission of letter ‘a‘) going to champion the ‘one rule for us, another for those allowed to let off fireworks after eleven’ argument, then for your own sake, sort your English out! If you don’t, then the poor MP who has to read your letter of complaint will think that you’re a d!ck.
November 2, 2005 at 12:34 #94701Quote: from Kotkijet on 12:18 am on Nov. 2, 2005[br]By the way, you missed out the apostrophe and an ‘e’ on the first sentence of your (possessive) post. Now if you’re (omission of letter ‘a‘) going to champion the ‘one rule for us, another for those allowed to let off fireworks after eleven’ argument, then for your own sake, sort your English out! If you don’t, then the poor MP who has to read your letter of complaint will think that you’re a d!ck.
<br>Very, very nice! :clap:<br>
Adoptive father of two. The patron saint of lower-grade fare. A gently critical friend of point-to-pointing. Kindness is a political act.
November 2, 2005 at 23:48 #94703Right on the cutting edge as always razzers.(except for the fact that you totally missed my response)
Damn, you’re so cool!
November 3, 2005 at 20:33 #94704You bit easier than I thought!
Just back from hols and I thought Id have a laugh.
Your epence. hoho
November 7, 2005 at 16:45 #94705My father in law tips the plate up and drinks the copious amounts of gravy from it when he has finished the dinner.<br>F***ing disgusting practice IMO
November 13, 2005 at 21:25 #94707Found to be full s**t<br>as normal koki  ..<br>Why dont you talk about real life not your dreamlife,  Students ehh ..all the same , no experience but know it all , fancy in words , the hip bands , but know bugger all in real terms about anything<br>God I envy the youth , wish I was 25 again<br>Racing dailey —nothing wrong with supping the gravy from the plate by the way…Northern boys luv gravy<br>
(Edited by Sky at 9:34 pm on Nov. 13, 2005)
November 13, 2005 at 23:46 #94708Not that I’m so interested in what goes on in your head but what the ****
are you on about?November 19, 2005 at 22:39 #94710bad form:(
November 21, 2005 at 12:09 #94713I regard it as neither good nor bad form to wipe clean one’s plate, but rather eminently sensible.
Why waste potentially rather a lot of a very good sauce or gravy for the sake of not offending one rather minor social more?
Now licking the plate or tipping it to one’s mouth – those are surely a few rungs further up the ladder.
Jeremy<br>(graysonscolumn)<br>
Adoptive father of two. The patron saint of lower-grade fare. A gently critical friend of point-to-pointing. Kindness is a political act.
March 1, 2021 at 23:25 #1526290AnonymousInactive- Total Posts 2553
Why do we not have class threads like this nowadays?
March 1, 2021 at 23:40 #1526338My brother came back from Loughborough uni with this habit.
Said he learnt it from a Northerner.Value Is EverythingMarch 1, 2021 at 23:49 #1526375AnonymousInactive- Total Posts 2553
Northerners are generally plain speakers and more trustworthy, funny, and all-round good eggs than the dodgy, self-serving southerners. A lot of grey areas, mind.
March 2, 2021 at 00:53 #1526458That is just the norm
My older brother would lift the plate up and drink the gravy
also why bother with a glass when you can tilt your head to get to the tapBlackbeard to conquer the World
March 2, 2021 at 04:53 #1526464All bad assed levity scratchings stopped in 2006 when the malevolent shadow of the towering giant that was Razzeen was slipped a deadly mickey after a gender slip. His repugnant presence was there lurking behind any glimour of bare faced oddity that flashed itself in these very pages of old.
And He played by Bromley rules…
“I hate pathetic people and I will kill them”.
The sad day his pinstripes were taken away on a long stretcher was the very same day the lounge slowly died,
reforming its letters into an epitaph to him and the energy his final breath sucked from this – the now dead fly zone.One poster oh Betfair put it rather succinctly…
“When Razzie left it was as if someone had suddenly switched the leckie off in the lounge.”
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