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- December 8, 2007 at 10:21 #5909
From Daily Telegraph 8th December:-
“Firemen armed with a handgrinder have come to the rescue of a man who got himself into a “situation” with a metal ring late at night.
The man in his late 40s was rushed to hospital after the makeshift ring – which is believed to have been cut off from the end of a pipe – became stuck on his penis.
Doctors at Wigan Infirmary feared they would have to amputate the organ after their efforts to remove the metal were unsuccessful.
The ring was cutting off the patient’s blood, supply, putting his health in danger.
But the solution was provided by two firemen who arrived at the hospital’s accident and emergency unit with a small handgrinder.
A thin sheet of metal was placed around the man’s penis for protection, before the firemen set to work cutting the patient free.
The man was given an anaesthetic before the 20 minute operation.
A spokeswoman for Wigan Infirmary said they were unable to comment about the incident.
Greater Manchester Fire and Rescue Service confirmed fire crews were called to the hospital at around 12.10am on Thursday to “deal with a situation”.December 8, 2007 at 11:50 #129535Safe sex doesn’t have to be just a pipe dream!
December 8, 2007 at 15:26 #129581"Firemen Rescue Pervert in Ring Sting Cock Shock Caper"
(i’m hoping for a job with the sun or mirror here)
December 8, 2007 at 18:29 #129599"Metal Dicky" Sorry
Can’t do better than that….December 8, 2007 at 20:17 #129607Ex champion trainers cast off comes to a sticky end
December 9, 2007 at 10:57 #129692Organ Doh! na
December 9, 2007 at 11:20 #129698Put A Cock In It
January 4, 2008 at 00:04 #133246”TAKING THE METAL MICKEY” OR (METAL) RING 999!!!!!!
January 4, 2008 at 21:25 #133388No pipe dream
January 4, 2008 at 22:18 #133404Deprived pervert leaves emergency services embarrassed when they all pull together to release his cock from a bit of old pipe

January 5, 2008 at 16:37 #133517Monkey Spanking? Better "ring" the Organ Grinder
January 5, 2008 at 17:08 #133527Man turns down "blow-torch" job.
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