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  • #1625693
    Avatar photoNathan Hughes
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    Exclusive..!!
    Tyson Fury has turned down a 200 million pound purse to fight the Chezza “the biscuit tin” Davies
    He is quoted as saying “**** that”

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    #1625695
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    Chezza would **** him up …

    #1625697
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    Rumour has it both stand at 6ft 9
    Although Chezza was wearing a pair of Paris Furys stilettos at the time

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    #1625700
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    Interviewer ” Chezza will you be going for his head or body ”

    Chezza ” his bollocks ”

    #1625701
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    Tyson Fury has weighed in at 3 ounces overweight
    It’s believed to be the cricket box in his jock strap
    Fury is refusing to remove it
    and taking another sauna to get the ounces of weight off

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    #1625702
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    Meanwhile cheeza bites on a custard cream …meancily..

    #1625703
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    Well my £10 double on Fury to beat Chisora and Chezza to demolish the Chocolate Hobnobs paid about £10.50.

    We can only hope that the WBO (World Biscuit Organisation) orders them to take each other on.

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    Chezza, Fury, and a sheep are sitting at a table.
    A plate of 20 biscuits are served.
    Chezza grabs 19 and says to Fury “Watch out, that sheep wants to take your biscuit.”

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    #1625726
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    A pleasing thread.

    “he’d ride Constitution hill to the ring”

    We’re looking at a February Fight, then.

    Carrying me into the ring should just about put “The Hill” spot on for the Champion Hurdle.

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    It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"

    #1625748
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    In Rocky Apollo Creed dressed up as George Washington and threw money into the crowd , in Chezza , Chezza will throw broken biscuits … not whole …broken

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    It’s a nice idea, but Chezza would never throw a biscuit, broken or otherwise.

    Chezza eats biscuits, to throw a biscuit would be a waste.

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    #1625751
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    …..correction Chezza throws biscuit wrappers …to boos from the crowd

    #1625849
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    Nice of Mcvities to not only sponsor Ian but include him in their latest biscuit range the Ian nobs

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    #1625851
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    Dark chocolate is a bit too sophisticated for Peter Pan Chezza’s childish palate, but even a milk chocolate man would surely want a packet of THOSE – love THIS!

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    #1625853
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    Lol

    #1625866
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    Surely there should be a limited edition cherry-flavoured one for Chezza? 🤔

    #1625873
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    What a FANTASTIC idea!

    Whether it’s cherryade, morello cherry-flavoured ice cream, cherry sauce on those Costa Black Forest Christmas hot chocolate drinks, or, best of all, cherry-flavoured chocolate hob nobs invented by Gladders, Chezza is so there – it’s all about the cherry!

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