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December 3, 2022 at 23:06 #1625693
Exclusive..!!
Tyson Fury has turned down a 200 million pound purse to fight the Chezza “the biscuit tin” Davies
He is quoted as saying “**** that”Blackbeard to conquer the World
December 3, 2022 at 23:15 #1625695Chezza would **** him up …
December 3, 2022 at 23:17 #1625697Rumour has it both stand at 6ft 9
Although Chezza was wearing a pair of Paris Furys stilettos at the timeBlackbeard to conquer the World
December 3, 2022 at 23:23 #1625700Interviewer ” Chezza will you be going for his head or body ”
Chezza ” his bollocks ”
December 3, 2022 at 23:28 #1625701Tyson Fury has weighed in at 3 ounces overweight
It’s believed to be the cricket box in his jock strap
Fury is refusing to remove it
and taking another sauna to get the ounces of weight offBlackbeard to conquer the World
December 3, 2022 at 23:31 #1625702Meanwhile cheeza bites on a custard cream …meancily..
December 3, 2022 at 23:34 #1625703Well my £10 double on Fury to beat Chisora and Chezza to demolish the Chocolate Hobnobs paid about £10.50.
We can only hope that the WBO (World Biscuit Organisation) orders them to take each other on.
December 3, 2022 at 23:39 #1625704Chezza, Fury, and a sheep are sitting at a table.
A plate of 20 biscuits are served.
Chezza grabs 19 and says to Fury “Watch out, that sheep wants to take your biscuit.”Blackbeard to conquer the World
December 4, 2022 at 03:20 #1625726A pleasing thread.
“he’d ride Constitution hill to the ring”
We’re looking at a February Fight, then.
Carrying me into the ring should just about put “The Hill” spot on for the Champion Hurdle.
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"December 4, 2022 at 11:52 #1625748In Rocky Apollo Creed dressed up as George Washington and threw money into the crowd , in Chezza , Chezza will throw broken biscuits … not whole …broken
December 4, 2022 at 12:03 #1625749It’s a nice idea, but Chezza would never throw a biscuit, broken or otherwise.
Chezza eats biscuits, to throw a biscuit would be a waste.
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"December 4, 2022 at 12:14 #1625751…..correction Chezza throws biscuit wrappers …to boos from the crowd
December 4, 2022 at 18:24 #1625849Nice of Mcvities to not only sponsor Ian but include him in their latest biscuit range the Ian nobs
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December 4, 2022 at 18:49 #1625851Dark chocolate is a bit too sophisticated for Peter Pan Chezza’s childish palate, but even a milk chocolate man would surely want a packet of THOSE – love THIS!
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"December 4, 2022 at 19:05 #1625853Lol
December 4, 2022 at 20:27 #1625866Surely there should be a limited edition cherry-flavoured one for Chezza? 🤔
December 4, 2022 at 21:14 #1625873What a FANTASTIC idea!
Whether it’s cherryade, morello cherry-flavoured ice cream, cherry sauce on those Costa Black Forest Christmas hot chocolate drinks, or, best of all, cherry-flavoured chocolate hob nobs invented by Gladders, Chezza is so there – it’s all about the cherry!
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