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Chezza’s having a Gigginstown in the Irish National moment – surely Chezza’s got the first eight, at least, in the betting here?
The only question is what colour caps they wear as Chezza gets that little-known exotic wager, the Octcast, up.
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"DIANNE DAAVID BLOB THE GOD
With a nibble nibble here
and a jabber jabber there
Big Blob Daavid’s army’s
gonna cut off yer hairWith a wiggle wiggle here
and a nibble nibble there
Big Blob’s blackgreen vest
rocks an awesome big pairStandard issue silk nylons
adorn Sharon’s svelte shape
Chest flat ‘n’ hard as iron
But still the men gapeThe Big Greenblack Giant’s
Biccies rumble his guts
Wagner army shout defiance
But then shout WHAT THE F*** !!!?The Man in black The Man in green
ridin’ out their coffee hack’
They get to ‘Rose who’s both their dream.
They nick a free coffee behind her backThe Big Baron of ‘stoke
Offers Hobnobs ‘n’ tits
damsels gasp ‘n’ damsels choke Baron jaberrer has’em in fitsBig Davvid tin pot chief
leads his little army of ten
They jabber through the heath
like a thousand lost menDianne big Daavid shouts out
Oh where is my number two
Nine clicksters crouch down
To look through and throughNumber two soon shouts out
as Daavid’s mood gets red
Eatin’ yer biccies out
Hidden inside yer big headBig Blob’s eaten the lot
All his men shout out
They hide all their women
Crouched Behind the couchChezza’s army bitch ‘n’ slaughter
rattle all brains but never kill
Love their wives but not the daughters
who lift their skirts ‘n’ run for dem hillsWith a nibble nibble here
and a jabber jabber there
Blob’s in fear of Nathaniel’s gear
Better wiggle wiggle a corker of a pairNibble nibble jabber jabber
It’s no lie and its no libel
God the Blob the mighty babbler
Is top jabber jabber with no rivalThings gamble knows about Chezza….
Dating right back to Wind In The Willows and Mr Badger in his childhood, Chezza likes our snouty, furry, black and white friends. “Badgers spotted on the Western Front!” is Chezza’s perennial war cry.
No slave to fashion, Chezza has long advocated that Green is the new Black.
Chezza is indeed the (formerly Black, now Green) Baron Of Basingstoke – Chezza, however, very much a male Hyacinth Bouquet in recent years, now prefers to tell people he resides in Hampshire.
Though possibly marginally less interested in women than might once formerly have been the case, Chezza carries a torch for the divine Ms Angela Rayner, whose exquisitely-Rubenesque figure is worth ten Tory manifestos any day of the week.
Chezza likes the simple things in life of an evening – a free cappuccino from Waitrose. And biscuits. Chocolate Hob Nobs and Ginger Nuts (entirely unconnected with his love of Angela).
gamble doesn’t miss a trick and that’s why his excellent poem deserves to finish a Magnificent Seventh to Chezza’s top-six offerings.
“If you want great Lager, follow the Bear.
But if you want great poetry, vote for Chezza.”
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"THE FLOWER POT HOOTS
Now children I hope you were paying attention back then, because I am going to ask you a question.
Which of those two flower pot hoots
Spoke condescendingly
as he felt Mac’s boot
Was it Luke
or was it MuteYes it was MUTE
childrenit was MUTE
Simon & Garfunkel had the right idea about racing (and sport generally) coverage and the sacred mute button: https://youtu.be/grSyetZVOD0
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"I think this Chezza individual should be banned by completely dominating the poetry competition this year. He’s made sure it’s all about HIM. Whoever the author is he’ll pick up the prize.
I have to admit – he’s not ‘arf clever.FINAL CURTAIN
The competition has had to close
Who will win nobody knows
Chezza dominates the market
But Betfair have him double carpet.
Quality will always out
So take your time and sort them out
Good luck to all that went before
and the mystery still lurkng in Gambles sock drawer.🩲👙😱🤓
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Things turn out best for those who make the best of how things turn out...“Chezza dominates the market
But Betfair have him double carpet.”Even Chezza has to admit this^ is bloody good.
The lady is STILL a poet.
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"Thank you kind Chezza ..sadly Betfair closed my account before I could get a bet on.
Things turn out best for those who make the best of how things turn out...The 18 poets will be drawn into 3 heats with the top 2 from each heat making it through to the final
Charles Darwin to conquer the World
William Shakespeare has just emailed me saying heat 3 is akin to the group of death
Charles Darwin to conquer the World
Chezza and Hughesey go head to head!
It needs to be pointed out that Chezza once considered helping an old lady across a busy road (the M1) – ok, he didn’t and she was duly run over, but Chezza considered it for at least a second between hob nobs.
Hughesey, on the other hand, is rumoured to have once heartlessly and callously declined to participate in those of “How many likes for my sick puppy with a gambling problem?” picture posts on social media!
Vote Chezza!
Twice if the functionality will let you!
Anyone but Hughesey!
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"I once helped an old lady put all her shopping back on the shelves for her at the supermarket
she got to the check out and realised she was a couple of pound short. I opened up my wallet and saw bundles of cash but thought she might be a con woman so didn’t give her a single penny…
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