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  • Ben Bernanke
  • threenaps
  • Ghost of Rob v
  • Ian Davies
  • Nathan Hughes
  • RedRum77
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    Richard88
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    Chezza desperately searching for the magic Hob Nobs and performance enhancing coffee to give him the boost he needs.

    Will he find them?

    #1634318
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    There’s never an undetectable banned substance in the biscuit tin when Chezza needs one!

    Chezza wonders if anyone in the world of horse racing might be able to help?

    Perish the thought!

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    #1634322
    Richard88
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    I see there are 15 voters and 29 selections. That means someone has a spare and I’m sure they have a price.

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    Avatar photoIanDavies
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    Old news, sir.

    Chezza clocked that ages ago and has been desperately trying to track them down and ply them with hob nobs.

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    #1634328
    Richard88
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    That doesn’t surprise me! I stupidly went all in with my votes, I hadn’t considered the possibility of bribery and extortion. Too late now, I’ll have to go and get my own Fox’s Golden Crunch Creams.

    #1634331
    Red Rum 77
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    Chezza says “Red Rum currently has null points as they say in Eurovision. ”

    To use Catherine Tate saying “Am I bothered. “

    You've got to accentuate the positive.
    Eliminate the negative.
    Latch on to the affirmative.
    Don't mess with mister in between.

    #1634345
    Avatar photoGhost of Rob V
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    Do you like the way how Nathan and Triptych are at polar opposite ends of the heats so that they’ll meet up in the final … AGAIN!

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    Good spot, sir – it’s the biggest stitch up since the Bayeux Tapestry!

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    #1634356
    Avatar photoGladiateur
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    Bayeux.

    Call yourself a pedant? 🤷‍♂️

    #1634372
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    Outpedanted by Gladders – again!

    Chezza will forever be the pedantic Flyingbolt to Gladders’s Arkle!

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    #1634376
    Avatar photoCork All Star
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    All good pedants know the Bayeux Tapestry is not a tapestry anyway. It is an embroidered cloth.

    #1634394
    Richard88
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    ‘Chezza will forever be the pedantic Flyingbolt to Gladders’s Arkle!’

    Or should that be Gladders’?

    I’m not enough of a pedan’t to know.

    #1634420
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    “Fox’s Golden Crunch Creams”

    An excellent choice of biscuit tbf.

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    #1634482
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    Thread Closed

    Through Ben Bernanke

    Play off

    Ian Davies and Nathan Hughes

    Charles Darwin to conquer the World

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