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It’s a dangerous thing to do, planning to travel a long way to see a particular racehorse. I remember getting to Cheltenham to see Istabraq only to hear when I got there that he might not run. However, run he did [and win] although I nearly missed him walking round the paddock as he didn’t look like the superstar I was expecting to see
. Mind you, I don’t think Toronado would disappoint in that way.
THIS TIME
Done the main villain’s time
still down the Scrubs with the
ghost of Harry Roberts
no coppers but a robber
and a very big head
and just as bleak a crime
so they said
that lowered this
house on high
from its fly
to its knee
shamefully cryin..
Oh sublime pantomime !
where art thou Grime
No time No time
for bible time
close now
the book of signs
and slip deep
into sewers
and devilish slime
there to find
the battered hat
and stiffened cadaver
of Harry Lime
there’s no third man
and that’s a fact
make no palava
I’m Meme
and your mine
so all the clones cry
night caps on
a krone before bedtime
for the very last time
they’re dropping like flies
THIS TIMEcritique..
had it been a passion play
Billiononanonanon could have
claimed best actor but
there was no such sin
instead a game of seagull’s chess
and you might guess
who won it and with what gun ?
Whinge on a slide rule
and some clever sums,
possibly – but no puns
if there are winners
in these life and deaths ?Fascinating game all the same
up there on a high paltform
with Slippy and the master’s handbag
thrown at dawn and drawn with
the cochrane dead and Pewter’s dread,
and the demoted thread
Kathy’s re-birth into the dead
seeking anonymity at daylight’a hand
as midnight chimed he cursed
her crime and buried her hand
there in bloody sand
and the knife slipped
for another knight.
Come out ye black and tans
THE DEMONS OF HELL have been unleashed
in this house of shame
and who they cry
is the main demon
fanning here the flames ?
Well it aint no Harry Hill
but time will spill
and it aint no game
as the dead count claimsThe outage is no more instead we wait for the clone……
Blackbeard to conquer the World
It’s a dangerous thing to do, planning to travel a long way to see a particular racehorse. I remember getting to Cheltenham to see Istabraq only to hear when I got there that he might not run. However, run he did [and win] although I nearly missed him walking round the paddock as he didn’t look like the superstar I was expecting to see
. Mind you, I don’t think Toronado would disappoint in that way.
Toronado extremely unlikely to go to York now Moe, as they didn’t have the foresight to include a pacemaker in the Sussex they will now go down the road of the QE11 and run the race they should of done in the first place at rapid fractions not one step forwards two steps back. Kingman will still win and they will find out that a race too late and Toronado will not see 10f until the age of 5 now it looks like.
Blackbeard to conquer the World
Forget York
that’s small talk
but yes if you Moe
could see the
ghost of Charles Bronson
On a mike rather
than Dettori
on a Boris bike
that could be York
alright ?
or is there something missing
the horses ?Tommy wont fix this !
Death Wish Five is
Nice day – modern forum.
Now
I have a conundrum
for ya
Why is Goldfinger
one of the greatest Bonds
apart from the welsh
diamond Bassey
who swept the other
actors away with that script ?The answer is
The old forum
very very slow
but high fashion
and never to be
replicated and why ?
….
it loved only
Gold On the other hand
the modern forum stinks
but in a way there’s
more danger
step in Mr Daniel Craig
"I can’t tell you what this means to me "
Bronson…" to us ! "
" What’s happening "
" Oh God "
"You got a problem ?"
" Guns have their uses !"
LOUD NOISES
" My names Sean
Sean Bond "Actually I recommend
watching Death Wish
its modern Bond really
after the cold war
got attacked by
Southern ElectricLots of gormless people
in it too –" You don’t know how hard it
is for me to say this "but there were too few
gormless in the old forum
and the newLet’s raise a glass to ’em
"Nothing’s gonna happen " ?
"Of course I promise"
Hallo it’s the Justice department !
" GO GET ‘EM " !
" OH DEAR "
Hmm Interesting musings by the sheep , some epic posts as well …you gotta hand it to him ,,,class is permanent
Now to Pilsen
What is the link between him and grasshopper ???
answers on a postcard to
Nathan Hughes
at a Toranado race(course )near you
agree about the old and new Gamble , nothing is forever ….
Pisendude
….your days of lurking behind the cloak of a dark shroud are over
kATE BUSH MAY BE your crutch
but here , you’r just another rabbit trapped in the headlights
its a fair cop Id say
Ricky the axe has already been sharpened, wielded and packed away.
I did have a text from Mr .P when at Newton Abbot but somehow managed to deleted it instead of the one from bingo
so cant phone him up.Blackbeard to conquer the World
Nathan ….I am sorry you have packed the axe away , I rather like the idea of you strolling down Taunton High st (if there is one
)…heading towards your nearest Baldy shop ..sing I DONT LIKE MONDAYS ……..Tasty idea
Whisper Gamble will be calling a shrink for me soon …..cackle
Come out ye black and tans….
This was not lost on me sheep …just a bit cruel for the Pilsen though
Has The Pilsen enigma , gone …..???
Stabbed through the heart ???
I never thought you were bonkers Lakey
just veering towards it at odd times.
I never did check your achievments
in life. Getting bored on cruises to
Australia and jetting off to Vegas
with a false pair of teeth in between a
false grin, tend to signify you are
fairly well heeled and that your
psychopathic tendencies have paid off
for you in real life. All right sociopathic – lets
be nice – it is Sunday the day of jest I would describe myself as an underachiever
undergoing a steep attempt to improve
Goal has given me a lot of time to
examine what I have been doing wrong.
In a strange way you got me in here
so you may be responsible in part for
my re-birth if it happens.
I am still a sheep by the way
and live a sheep’s lifeHad you done your six months in the slammer
instead of me – you would have
come out with a fresh and clean reputation –
what I am saying is you still carry something
On the positive side you have got a bit
more accepting of the pokies you occasionally
receive – so I guess you may have read some
self-improvers or might weight watchers
be responsible for your lighter reactions.
This is a positive sign Lakey
and all power to your elbow. Maybe you’ve been
working on your inner self and found the child
inside and nurtured it back to health.
I’ve still got another six months
but I quite like the solitary life.The forum has gone quiet – it’s been
through quite a few traumas !I woke up this morning and suddenly got that
Oh No feeling. At least I remembered roughly
what I had written ! Odjob in the book exited
life through a plane window but electrocution
through his bowler was far more upliftingNon, Rien de rien
(No, nothing of nothing)
Non, Je ne regrette rien
(No, I regret nothing)It’s SHOWTIME
C’est payé, balayé, oublié
(It’s paid for, removed, forgotten)
Je me fous du passé
(I don’t care about the past)– two Nitrazepam please !
h
ad you done your six months in the slammer
instead of meUtter bollocks sheep , Pilsen is not worth anything …worthless !!
I never felt I should self quarantine for 6 months , that was a very daft thought on your behalf
I hope Pilsen is gone forever …you can go for as long as you like
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