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- December 3, 2014 at 11:41 #27142
From the people who gave us Masters Of The Universe, Matchbox and Barbie, we’d have surely had the game by the nuts if we’d been using one of these:
http://www.handheldmuseum.com/Mattel/HorseRace.htm
Mike
December 3, 2014 at 12:00 #497257I think I saw Gingertipster with one of them at Goodwood earlier this year, wondered what it was.
December 3, 2014 at 12:47 #497260I lost mine down the back of the couch. It was great. 32 buttons, each with a racecard number. When the TV racing was on, you just pointed it and pressed the button and your selection zoomed to the front.
Easy money.
December 3, 2014 at 13:12 #497263That Mattel junk is hopeless for today’s Naylorized markets.
It can’t hold a candle to the smart-money detectometer. I never leave home without one.
http://online.sfsu.edu/hl/g.HC.detectOmeter.jpeg
December 3, 2014 at 16:48 #497271today’s
Naylorized
markets.
What is this??
Mike
December 3, 2014 at 17:22 #497277I think I saw Gingertipster with one of them at Goodwood earlier this year, wondered what it was.
My secret is exposed!
Value Is EverythingDecember 3, 2014 at 17:22 #497278What about the Pencliff Horse Racing Computer
http://www.worthpoint.com/worthopedia/vintage-pencliff-race-computer-horse-39915601
which I seem to remember being advertised in the Exchange & Mart back in the seventies.
December 3, 2014 at 17:28 #497282Priceless Rob

funny thread too Betlarge ….must be one of your better days
December 3, 2014 at 17:39 #497288Harvard Concentric Selector – Circa 1973
December 3, 2014 at 19:47 #497303Some cutting edge solutions here.
The observant amongst you may say "that’s just a pocket calculator with a biro attached, a couple of cardboard rulers with pictures on them, and one of those circular plastic slide rules I had at school".
But you’d be very, very wrong.
They’re so much more than that.
Mike
December 3, 2014 at 19:50 #497304today’s
Naylorized
markets.
What is this??
Mike
Markets that Pat NAYLOR rules with a rod of iron.
December 3, 2014 at 21:59 #497318From the people who gave us Masters Of The Universe, Matchbox and Barbie, we’d have surely had the game by the nuts if we’d been using one of these:
http://www.handheldmuseum.com/Mattel/HorseRace.htm
Mike
I think my father had that one back in the day and told me it was a Horse Racing
Anal
yser because you rammed it up the jockey’s rectum after the race.
Thanks for the good crack. Time for me to move on. Be lucky.
December 3, 2014 at 22:06 #497319Surely this one takes the biscuit. It’s based on a 78rpm record for Christ’s sake.
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Gramphone-rec … 33996a72da
Call Boy or Brown Jack? Ginger, where’s the value?
Thanks for the good crack. Time for me to move on. Be lucky.
December 3, 2014 at 22:49 #497324Mornington Crescent!

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December 3, 2014 at 23:37 #497330Mornington Crescent!

Bravo, sir.
Post of the year.
December 4, 2014 at 09:55 #497346today’s
Naylorized
markets.
What is this??
Mike
Markets that Pat NAYLOR rules with a rod of iron.
Absolutely none the wiser I’m afraid. Although I’m sure that’s probably the idea…
Mike
December 4, 2014 at 12:03 #497355Mornington Crescent!

ROFL!
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