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    From the people who gave us Masters Of The Universe, Matchbox and Barbie, we’d have surely had the game by the nuts if we’d been using one of these:

    http://www.handheldmuseum.com/Mattel/HorseRace.htm

    Mike

    #497257
    eddie case
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    I think I saw Gingertipster with one of them at Goodwood earlier this year, wondered what it was.

    #497260
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    I lost mine down the back of the couch. It was great. 32 buttons, each with a racecard number. When the TV racing was on, you just pointed it and pressed the button and your selection zoomed to the front.

    Easy money.

    #497263
    Glenn
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    That Mattel junk is hopeless for today’s Naylorized markets.

    It can’t hold a candle to the smart-money detectometer. I never leave home without one.

    http://online.sfsu.edu/hl/g.HC.detectOmeter.jpeg

    #497271
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    today’s

    Naylorized

    markets.

    What is this??

    Mike

    #497277
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    I think I saw Gingertipster with one of them at Goodwood earlier this year, wondered what it was.

    My secret is exposed! :shock:

    Value Is Everything
    #497278
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    What about the Pencliff Horse Racing Computer

    http://www.worthpoint.com/worthopedia/vintage-pencliff-race-computer-horse-39915601

    which I seem to remember being advertised in the Exchange & Mart back in the seventies.

    #497282
    Avatar photoricky lake
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    Priceless Rob :mrgreen:

    funny thread too Betlarge ….must be one of your better days :mrgreen:

    #497288
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    Harvard Concentric Selector – Circa 1973

    http://www.worthpoint.com/worthopedia/1 … r-20607096

    #497303
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    Some cutting edge solutions here.

    The observant amongst you may say "that’s just a pocket calculator with a biro attached, a couple of cardboard rulers with pictures on them, and one of those circular plastic slide rules I had at school".

    But you’d be very, very wrong.

    They’re so much more than that.

    Mike

    #497304
    Glenn
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    today’s

    Naylorized

    markets.

    What is this??

    Mike

    Markets that Pat NAYLOR rules with a rod of iron.

    #497318
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    From the people who gave us Masters Of The Universe, Matchbox and Barbie, we’d have surely had the game by the nuts if we’d been using one of these:

    http://www.handheldmuseum.com/Mattel/HorseRace.htm

    Mike

    I think my father had that one back in the day and told me it was a Horse Racing

    Anal

    yser because you rammed it up the jockey’s rectum after the race.

    Thanks for the good crack. Time for me to move on. Be lucky.

    #497319
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    Surely this one takes the biscuit. It’s based on a 78rpm record for Christ’s sake.

    http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Gramphone-rec … 33996a72da

    Call Boy or Brown Jack? Ginger, where’s the value?

    Thanks for the good crack. Time for me to move on. Be lucky.

    #497324
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    Mornington Crescent! :D :D :D

    Powered by Linux

    #497330
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    Mornington Crescent! :D :D :D

    Bravo, sir.

    Post of the year.

    #497346
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    today’s

    Naylorized

    markets.

    What is this??

    Mike

    Markets that Pat NAYLOR rules with a rod of iron.

    Absolutely none the wiser I’m afraid. Although I’m sure that’s probably the idea…

    Mike

    #497355
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    Mornington Crescent! :D :D :D

    ROFL!

    gc

    Jeremy Grayson. Son of immigrant. Adoptive father of two. Metadata librarian. Freelance point-to-point / horse racing writer, analyst and commentator wonk. Loves music, buses, cats, the BBC Micro, ale. Advocate of CBT, PACE and therapeutic parenting. Aspergers.

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