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Great tactics Bill, all the forum wife swappers and swingers will be lining up to vote for you now…………
Gaelic Warrior Gold Cup Winner 2026
Congratulations to
GB66
for being this week’s top scorer with 64 points.
Also selecting this weeks highest priced winner at 12/1 doubled as the Nap of the Week.
Superb stuff
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Well thank you Billion for your kind words. As I’ve said before I am the top tipster of our household. Nathan thinks he is best but he couldnt tip sh!t out of a bucket. xxxxx
Not quite true
GB
he can pick winners, after all he picked you.
Merry Christmas
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What are you up to Billion, you dirty oik…. leave other people’s wives alone, you ought to know better at your age….. you should refrain from pulling (the girls I mean), your not safe to be out on your own….. Matron needs to substitute that Viagra for Bromide, you’ll be giving yourself a heart attack if you keep on in this manner…. and it might make you go deaf…..
VOTE BILLION for "POSTER OF THE EAR"…..
MrE
John Francome quoted in his Saturday article that there is a new Viagra pill out called the 007
It makes you
Roger Moore
Now you see age is of no relevance whatsoever
It was my dear old mum who told me all this "jigging stuff" would make me go blind – NOT Deaf!
Now, I must take the labrador for a walk, where is my stick and dark glasses.
PS
There is an old saying that if you do not ask you will not get!Anyway it is my experience that they will only run away with you when they are not being well treated and this is simply my way of making sure that the cad and bounder
Nathan
is kept on his toes.
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The going deaf thing is called "poetic license"… how can one accept the "Poster of the Ear" if one is blind….. I think that you having a dose of the Hots for the good Lady H, is putting you off your stroke….. the young lady may well be "Eye Candy", but I can’t see her being carried off by a 107 year old Knight on a White Charger….. besides, you can’t ride…. well, not on a horse….
And it’s no good you acting all nonchalant to what is going to be awarded to you on Friday night, you want that flowery frock, yes you do….. but it’s in bad taste to wear that black thong that I saw you wearing in Matrons office…. wear your white one, it’s more comely…. oh Matron….. c’mon you inmates, Jack, Chiefy, Nurse Ratchit, you know what you’ve gotta do now……
VOTE 4 BILLION…..
MrE
The great thing about getting old
MrE
is not being afraid of rejection, after all I am used to it.
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After watching the mad west country folk decorating their houses with thousands of Christmas lights during last evenings television one mad couple wanted a celebrity to switch them on and it was suggested they contact
As it happens it was not the wonderful Lady H but some humungous green lady of Somerset.
Come on
Nathan
it is time for a name change.
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Billion I have a message from Grotbags for you.
"Yes Billion I will run away with you on one condition, you paint your face green"……….
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KSOVnJpA3yw/S2DOYvrFMhI/AAAAAAAAAgU/rLw-SGEelAM/s640/grotbags_381806a.jpg
Gaelic Warrior Gold Cup Winner 2026
Lookit that Billy Buttocks, THAT could be all yours….. that would make your eyes water mate, Grot is surely one of the prettiest things that you’ve ever laid eyes on….. all you need is a dollop of green paint, some Viagra, and perhaps a pair of earmuffs…. the earmuffs will be handy when you get to the vinegar strokes, I’ve heard that her screams can curdle milk….. I don’t know this from actual contact, it’s just what Nathan has told me….. I did ask Nathan if her screams were that loud that you had to wear earmuffs, he said it was nothing to do with the sound, it was to stop her grabbing your ears and shoving your head down whilst shouting YES, YES, several times…. I don’t really understand what he means, but I’m assured that at 107 years of age, you’ll know….. mmmm…. I still don’t get it???…. but I’m only a young fella, I suppose I’ll find out in due course….. in the meantime we must not be lax in our duty….. I don’t care one jot about how deep your insanity has been classified, you MUST claw yourself out of your drug/alcohol ridden stupor and VOTE 4 BILLION…..
MrE
She sure looks good to me
Look here boys and girls at this great age of mine looks are of little importance and being almost deaf as a post (well when MrsB calls I am) hearing screams of pleasure will be a delight and not only that but by golly she matches my Jolly Green Giant.
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It was high summer 2010 when
elcartero
started this subject line and 16 months and almost 8,000 hits later it is still running – who would have thought it?
Well done Steve.
However in his latest posting via "A MESSAGE TO WARD 7" he suggests a system of the year award and so why do we not enjoy this facility and post our selections relating to one system in a competitive way.
Matron I am sure will have an idea how this could flourish after all both he and I have come in for considerable flack via
Pompete’s
recent posting saying he is useless and I am well
grandad
which after all I am . . . . .
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Congratulations Billion for coming joint top.
Have happy Christmas and a happy new year
Love you lots, grotbags xxx
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