Cheapskate Clivexxxx, though very sensible
Invite an overconfident but demure lady who’s a member of the WI and certainly doesn’t need to get dolled up to sit amongst the other beautiful couples eyeing each other in The Ivy (York branch) whilst listening to Ella Fitzgerald and eating a £25 halibut steak with a £30 bottle of Chablis (£9.99 at Tesco)
The suggestion of let’s go back to her place
…by taxi
Falls flat
“okay, must meet for a coffee sometime”
Easy come, easy go