Woolf I would advise that if you have cracked your home turf then whatever you are or want to be Boer or Afrikaner it might be worth the virtual plane trip. I have been kicking myself down the Vaal straight for many a month now and the grass is well kept and the artificial surfaces go down a treat. You get the added bonus of sunshine in winter. I used to have contacts there and through one of them, and Robert never suspected this, but I was the one that screwed De Niro’s creaking bed together. It was like a remake of Taxi Driver and he never got the girl. That’s yonks ago when I was up to all sorts of jacanapery.
I stuck gold in them there South African hills about three months ago. I had this horse see that had everything perfect about it and I as you may know I do not at this stage bother to work out precise values but it was around 4/5 4/6 in my estimation according to my data sets. Well I always try to find a reason not to bet, or if betting not to go in large. Well the fact it was 5 furlong worried me enough just to have just a sensible bet. It broke well and hosed in by a majestic four length margin actually running awayawayaway. Well days like that make all the work and finger callouses worth it. I could tell you of some awful days when I have made huge Ricky Lakes but I would rather you enjoyed your flight.
flatcapgamble…He sits there like a plum all day, ‘pulpetting, pontificating – pretending he’s the centre of the universe and everything revolves around him and he is somehow the fountain of all knowledge. Take a look in his dreary looking bank account – that’s another story.