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  • #10009
    Avatar photogamble
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    .. about six years a detective
    I have walked the street nose down
    looking for sixpences..
    for six miserable years;
    rarely a find
    and bullion never ever expected
    hmmm

    I closed my eyes,
    went to put the kettle on
    and strarted mentally spending the money,
    I still dont know what to say

    It may have been lax journalism but
    the tea and the
    kitchen kettle
    din’t fit in to this particu lair
    drama on the high knees,
    and would have given even
    the statesdie Colombo a double electric shock
    and his shambolic coat
    a spectacular shimmer
    of a shine on the layer
    cake of crime grime
    by virue of internal satisfying sweat
    leaking from questionable aroma
    around his armpits

    Nevison you are flavour of the month.
    Racing needs your sort of personalities,
    who appear on the edge.
    and strike a chord with Mr average.

    I apologise for asking to see
    the wounds,
    after you are numb and in shock,
    but I throw you down this hats off challenge.

    Write to me at
    nevisonreplies@hotmail.co.uk
    (or if removed to Mack the knife
    who’ll fill you in)
    I will put my mask on
    as physically near to your address as possible.
    Thomas will make the tea,
    a three minute brew is well within my capability.
    I will scratch my head,
    squint through one eye
    and then burst into an accepting grin
    as my hand physically touches
    the scope around your wound.

    #204830
    Avatar photoKen(West Derby)
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    Oh Gamble, ye of such delightful verse,
    Spews forth these odes without young nurse;
    Perchance you weave your words in sharpened metal,
    It’s good to find your mind in such fine fettle.

    #204833
    Avatar photoGerald
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    Have you ever noticed how some of Shakespeare’s best work, such as Hamlet’s soliloquy (that spelling may or may not be right) aren’t actually in blank verse?

    #204834
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    I’m not into poetry – I may have meant free verse instead of blank verse.

    #204838
    Glenn
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    The Boy Nevison’s tale of woe serves as reminder to all who doubt the following truth

    THEY DON’T WANT YOU TO WIN

    When the lizards dusted off the old Ile de Chypre bins to zap his dream it must have almost broke the man. The rope and stool would have been put in place and weaker men than he would have gone through with it.

    If the treble top hedge was indeed his I hope he’s put the rope back in the cupboard before 1pm Wednesday, otherwise he might go through with it still when kick to the proverbials is heartlessly delivered.

    My advice: get the nigger with the trigger on the case. He’ll be worth his super7 when you get your unlucky thirteen percent back.

    #204839
    Avatar photoKen(West Derby)
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    I agree Gerald, Shakespeares Sister is a great band. As far as free verse is concerned, give us a clue please? Wotsit mean?

    #204845
    Seagull
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    Win or lose we have some booze!
    Win or draw we have some more!

    (losers make their own arrangements)
    :lol:

    anyway all back to kempton now GL has gone

    #204855
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    its either

    dida dida dida dida dida
    dida dida dida dida dida

    or

    dadi dadi dadi dadi dadi
    dadi dadi dadi dadi dadi

    I strongly suspect it is the former.

    Ye olde iambic pentameter.

    #204856
    Avatar photoGerald
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    Ain’t it amazing that you had a magnificent whole group of poets and playwrights at the same time, and the audience was actually into the stuff?

    Was it just a case of the English asserting and ascertaining themselves as a Nation, and rejoicing in the fact?

    I’ve often thought that we should try to emulate the Athenians, and have a state-sponsored play contest.

    #204865
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    I have had two ribeye steaks
    3/4 bottle of Du Comte Proton
    an evilly large slice of rocquefort
    and I am on my fourth canned beer.

    Lets face it
    when your knees are in your mouth
    you’d rather put your head through
    your neighbour’s ceiling
    than wire up the kettle
    and shove a bag in a cup

    ( all replies have been consumed with particualr delight)

    #204881
    Avatar photoAndrew Hughes
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    As far as I remember, the famous passage from Hamlet was indeed in blank verse (iambic pentameter without rhyme).

    Free verse is a more modern invention, with no formal metrical structure (which does not mean absence of rhythm). English has a tendency towards rhythm because the language is stress-dominated, that is we emphasise certain syllables in a sentence naturally and even when speaking normally we tend towards spacing these stressed syllables out.

    Latin poetry was based on length of syllable, but when applied to English, the underlying stress-patterns of our language tend to poke through between the cracks.

    In my opinion, poetry still has to have, at a minimum, some kind of rhythm and structure, otherwise it is merely chopped up prose.

    To the best of my knowledge, Mr Nevison is not a poet.

    #204898
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    Prosodic polymeter (polymetric prosody?) is how I’d describe the Collected Works of Gamble – the random splitting of impenetrable paragraphs into effective, and affective, verse :) :?

    Splendid thread chaps

    #204901
    apracing
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    There was a young punter from Kent
    Who played Tote bets to cover his rent
    Scoop6, Jackpot
    He punted the lot
    But when losing he shouted ‘It’s bent’.

    #204904
    Avatar photoKen(West Derby)
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    Maybe we should encourage all threads and posts to be in verse. Bring a bit of culture to the forum, though Cormack might not go along with a re-titled ‘ The Racing Poets Society’.

    #204909
    Blackheath
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    On Message Board, Pretentious Moi? poet
    Appalling verse screen dumps did throw it
    Causing today’s
    Queasy malaise
    For readers
    and don’t we all know it?

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