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    Mounty
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    Superdrug this afternoon – buying the weekly dose of Slimfast…notice they sell stamps…."and 24 first class stamps please". "Sorry they only come in books of 12 or 6" – "Er…well just give me two books of 12". "Sorry we’ve only got books of 6 in the till." – "How about 4 books of 6?" – no chance – rings for supervisor, opens another till in order to extract 2 lots of 12 – for feck’s sake!

    It got worse. Wanted a £50 exacta – Lingfield 3.30 Super Frank to beat Josh. Local Betfred has no Exacta slips, staff on another planet, so phone the Tote – “Sorry Sir I’ll just have to get this referredâ€ÂÂ

    #28619
    carlislecarlisle
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    Hi Tubby

    did you see that program……"The truth about food"<br>Apparently if you eat low fat yogurts you will sheight more lard.

    Isn’t racing great.

    byefrom<br>carlisle

    <br>

    (Edited by carlisle at 5:51 pm on Feb. 7, 2007)

    #28620
    Mounty
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    Carlisle, tried that…didn’t work. Or maybe I got confused…ate more lard and ended up s**t
    ting low-fat yoghurt.

    #28621
    carlislecarlisle
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    Mounty,

    I think you might have solved perpetual motion!

    <br>

    #28622
    carlislecarlisle
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    But I am not sure where it’s running?

    #28623
    betlargebetlarge
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    "Have you tried that Slim-Fast yet.  It’s ******* gorgeous wi’ chips."<br>- Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown

    Mike

    #28624
    Alderbrook
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    I seem to be getting married this year.  Went to see a place for the do last night.  Told the guy we want it on the 25th November.  He said, "oh that will be nice with all the fireworks"

    Er….

    #28625
    jilly
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    Mounty,I know how you feel :(

    #28626
    carlislecarlisle
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    The daft bugger can’t stop shaking……….

    #28627
    Seagull
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    On the train to Victoria yesterday and these were some of the messages from the driver.<br>’Please ensure you have a valid ticket for your journey’.<br>Thats ok as we have just had all our tickets checked at the barrier<br>Once the doors shut automatically and your trapped on board the message was ‘This train is the London Victoria service stopping at Gatwick East Croydon and Victoria'<br>Thats a bit late as anyone who wanted another sevice is already trapped on board<br>As the train slowed to approach Victoria the message was ‘This train is ending at Victoria'<br>Thats about right as the line does not go past Victoria<br>Please ensure you collect all your personal beleongings.<br>Oh I was thinking of leaving my bags for someone else to find<br>

    #28628
    carlislecarlisle
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    Don’t write your own jokes.

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