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  • #297
    Mounty
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    Superdrug this afternoon – buying the weekly dose of Slimfast…notice they sell stamps…."and 24 first class stamps please". "Sorry they only come in books of 12 or 6" – "Er…well just give me two books of 12". "Sorry we’ve only got books of 6 in the till." – "How about 4 books of 6?" – no chance – rings for supervisor, opens another till in order to extract 2 lots of 12 – for feck’s sake!

    It got worse. Wanted a £50 exacta – Lingfield 3.30 Super Frank to beat Josh. Local Betfred has no Exacta slips, staff on another planet, so phone the Tote – “Sorry Sir I’ll just have to get this referredâ€ÂÂ

    #28619
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    Hi Tubby

    did you see that program……"The truth about food"<br>Apparently if you eat low fat yogurts you will sheight more lard.

    Isn’t racing great.

    byefrom<br>carlisle

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    (Edited by carlisle at 5:51 pm on Feb. 7, 2007)

    #28620
    Mounty
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    Carlisle, tried that…didn’t work. Or maybe I got confused…ate more lard and ended up s**t
    ting low-fat yoghurt.

    #28621
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    Mounty,

    I think you might have solved perpetual motion!

    <br>

    #28622
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    But I am not sure where it’s running?

    #28623
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    "Have you tried that Slim-Fast yet.  It’s ******* gorgeous wi’ chips."<br>- Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown

    Mike

    #28624
    Alderbrook
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    I seem to be getting married this year.  Went to see a place for the do last night.  Told the guy we want it on the 25th November.  He said, "oh that will be nice with all the fireworks"

    Er….

    #28625
    jilly
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    Mounty,I know how you feel :(

    #28626
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    The daft bugger can’t stop shaking……….

    #28627
    Seagull
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    On the train to Victoria yesterday and these were some of the messages from the driver.<br>’Please ensure you have a valid ticket for your journey’.<br>Thats ok as we have just had all our tickets checked at the barrier<br>Once the doors shut automatically and your trapped on board the message was ‘This train is the London Victoria service stopping at Gatwick East Croydon and Victoria'<br>Thats a bit late as anyone who wanted another sevice is already trapped on board<br>As the train slowed to approach Victoria the message was ‘This train is ending at Victoria'<br>Thats about right as the line does not go past Victoria<br>Please ensure you collect all your personal beleongings.<br>Oh I was thinking of leaving my bags for someone else to find<br>

    #28628
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    Don’t write your own jokes.

    #1521056
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    Mounty is very good on WillHill racing radio, a knowledgeable guy with a good sense of humour

    Probably my favourite pundit on there- well, after Kate of course. Everyone loves giggling Kate, she knows her stuff as well Anyone know anything about Kate’s background in racing?

    She may have posted on here in the past? Just wondered :bye:

    #1521110
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    Well done Mounty 40/1 and bigger on the machine :yahoo:

    #1521114
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    Did you nab it with your clicker ?

    #1521118
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    I often have a couple of quid on the bigger priced ones and would probably have included this anyway. The fact that our old friend Mounty gave it a mention as one of the bigger priced ones ensured that I did.

    Kate’s nap has just gone in at 4/1, not that I backed it, but they are both hot today. Especially Kate :heart:

    #1521120
    Avatar photoNathan Hughes
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    Kate is hot everyday, surely.?

    Gaelic Warrior Gold Cup Winner 2026

    #1521122
    Anonymous
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    She certainly sounds it.

    You got any pics? Cash waiting

    laughing-gif

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