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- February 7, 2007 at 17:29 #297
Superdrug this afternoon – buying the weekly dose of Slimfast…notice they sell stamps…."and 24 first class stamps please". "Sorry they only come in books of 12 or 6" – "Er…well just give me two books of 12". "Sorry we’ve only got books of 6 in the till." – "How about 4 books of 6?" – no chance – rings for supervisor, opens another till in order to extract 2 lots of 12 – for feck’s sake!
It got worse. Wanted a £50 exacta – Lingfield 3.30 Super Frank to beat Josh. Local Betfred has no Exacta slips, staff on another planet, so phone the Tote – “Sorry Sir I’ll just have to get this referredâ€ÂÂ
February 7, 2007 at 17:48 #28619Hi Tubby
did you see that program……"The truth about food"<br>Apparently if you eat low fat yogurts you will sheight more lard.
Isn’t racing great.
byefrom<br>carlisle
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(Edited by carlisle at 5:51 pm on Feb. 7, 2007)
February 7, 2007 at 17:52 #28620Carlisle, tried that…didn’t work. Or maybe I got confused…ate more lard and ended up s**t
ting low-fat yoghurt.February 8, 2007 at 08:34 #28621Mounty,
I think you might have solved perpetual motion!
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February 8, 2007 at 08:37 #28622But I am not sure where it’s running?
February 8, 2007 at 16:10 #28623"Have you tried that Slim-Fast yet. It’s ******* gorgeous wi’ chips."<br>- Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown
Mike
February 9, 2007 at 00:46 #28624I seem to be getting married this year. Went to see a place for the do last night. Told the guy we want it on the 25th November. He said, "oh that will be nice with all the fireworks"
Er….
February 9, 2007 at 01:25 #28625Mounty,I know how you feel :(
February 9, 2007 at 05:53 #28626The daft bugger can’t stop shaking……….
February 10, 2007 at 10:17 #28627On the train to Victoria yesterday and these were some of the messages from the driver.<br>’Please ensure you have a valid ticket for your journey’.<br>Thats ok as we have just had all our tickets checked at the barrier<br>Once the doors shut automatically and your trapped on board the message was ‘This train is the London Victoria service stopping at Gatwick East Croydon and Victoria'<br>Thats a bit late as anyone who wanted another sevice is already trapped on board<br>As the train slowed to approach Victoria the message was ‘This train is ending at Victoria'<br>Thats about right as the line does not go past Victoria<br>Please ensure you collect all your personal beleongings.<br>Oh I was thinking of leaving my bags for someone else to find<br>
February 11, 2007 at 07:07 #28628Don’t write your own jokes.
February 3, 2021 at 01:01 #1521056
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Mounty is very good on WillHill racing radio, a knowledgeable guy with a good sense of humour
Probably my favourite pundit on there- well, after Kate of course. Everyone loves giggling Kate, she knows her stuff as well Anyone know anything about Kate’s background in racing?
She may have posted on here in the past? Just wondered
February 3, 2021 at 14:07 #1521110
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Well done Mounty 40/1 and bigger on the machine
February 3, 2021 at 14:17 #1521114Did you nab it with your clicker ?
February 3, 2021 at 14:30 #1521118
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I often have a couple of quid on the bigger priced ones and would probably have included this anyway. The fact that our old friend Mounty gave it a mention as one of the bigger priced ones ensured that I did.
Kate’s nap has just gone in at 4/1, not that I backed it, but they are both hot today. Especially Kate
February 3, 2021 at 14:43 #1521120Kate is hot everyday, surely.?
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