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– Neil to make his first ever contemporary (ie from the 21st century) reference and on a year’s Dick Emery ban.
– David Cormack challenged to write something even vaguely positive about Chezza’s victory on Twitter without recourse to the word “ubiquitous”
I know twitter is now “X” is that modern enough for yer.
You've got to accentuate the positive.
Eliminate the negative.
Latch on to the affirmative.
Don't mess with mister in between.The NF even think Braverman is to far to the right … however the Tory right are holding her up there the future … It’s both hilarious and terrifying at the same time , the likes of her Patel and 30p Lee are the reason the Tories have to be massacred at the next Gen Elec , if Sunak loses his vote that might not be far away …
“I know twitter is now “X” is that modern enough for yer.”
The change must have got a mention on Coronation Street – there’s no other way “timewarp ‘UK Gold’/’Dave’ Neil” could possibly have known this.
The Tories are toast, the only competitive election in town is here at TRF – VOTE IAN CHEZZA DAVIES!
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"Dream on
Even Jim’ll fix it wouldn’t have the power to get Gaelic Warrior to TauntonCharles Darwin to conquer the World
Chezza’s Latest Manifesto Promises
– Chezza will bring Gaelic Warrior to Taunton
– Free continental cheese omelettes for all*
– No more racecourse brawls – BigG head of all racecourse security
– Frankie Dettori global lifetime racing ban to help him make up his mind to properly retire
– Brand new strait jacket for gamble
More to follow
(*well, for Chezza)
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"Time for Chezza’s regular gratuitous hatchet job on the other contenders.
And talking of hatchets – and to paraphrase Monty Python for the benefit of the 70s timewarp mob here: “You’re a lumberjack and that’s NOT okay!”
Trees are living beings, as anyone who watched the wildlife documentary Lord Of The Rings will know, so it’s a big “NO” to Not-so-Sporting Sam, the Tree Killer!
Hughesey is so “last year, darling” – has been, all washed up, run out of ideas for Hitler videos.
Just say “Nein” to Hughesey.
Greenasgrass hasn’t posted enough in the only folder that matters – The Lounge! – to win and the same applies to Miss Woodford.
Leaving CHEZZA as your default winner!
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"While some may not wish to admit it you were missed by all.
TRF just isn’t the same without you.
WELCOME BACK!!!!!!
good luck to allDid you say, “Just say nine to Hughesey “. Thats very generous of you of cos I assumed you mean nine out of ten.
You've got to accentuate the positive.
Eliminate the negative.
Latch on to the affirmative.
Don't mess with mister in between.Who’s back BK?
Hughsie for the people
Chezza for, well whoever Chezza is
The more I know the less I understand.
I’ve just realised Chezza was missing at the same time that “I’m a Celebrity” was on.
Is he really Toad Face Farage in disguise?
I've stumbled on the side of twelve misty mountains
I've walked and I crawled on six crooked highwaysActually, I thought Nigel Farage came across as a really nice bloke. Far better than that juvenile twit Sam Thompson.
“While some may not wish to admit it you were missed by all.
TRF just isn’t the same without you.
WELCOME BACK!!!!!!”Blackcountry Kid knows the score.
Thank you!
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"Forumites will be delighted to know the The Chezzafesto is gathering momentum and full details of this work of pure genius will be published once nominations are finalised.
To the hustings!
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"I’ve got some rotten tomatoes.
I've stumbled on the side of twelve misty mountains
I've walked and I crawled on six crooked highwaysChezza used to really like Purwell.
All of a sudden, Chezza really isn’t so sure.
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"Time to gratuitously diss a couple more nominees.
Kris: OK, he put up City Of Troy at a million to one for the Classics before he was even conceived, but he’s named after a horse who, while fab, arguably failed when it arguably mattered most – by Tap On Wood in the 2,000 Guineas and by Known Fact in the QEII.
Refuse To Bend: That avatar! I’m actually slightly scared! Enough said!
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