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Poster of the Year

Poster of the Year

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  • LD73
  • Vtc
  • Gamble
  • He Didn't Like Ground
  • Greenasgrass
  • The Raymos
  • Gingertipster
  • Nathan Hughes
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    Avatar photoNathan Hughes
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    LD73, Vtc, Gamble, He Didn’t Like Ground, Greenasgrass, The Raymos, Gingertipster, Nathan Hughes

    Poll closes 1/1/26 at 11am

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    #1748205
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    A bit over the top
    A Merry Xmas to one and all
    and a bit down the sides 😊

    #1748262
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    Nice to see you back here gamble
    You did well to escape the basement

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    #1748328
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    My escape – well yes 😄
    Possibly my political scoop
    indicating the possibility of
    an ulterior motive for the
    early calling of the General election
    an event which shocked the cabinet through
    to their lilly whites and brought
    pelting thunderous inclemency and thunderous skies down
    on Drowning Street.
    This mixed in with my obsessive work on the Blob was possibly my death knell in that haunted dusty place.Still a few old threads exist which is pleasing.
    Exhausted all avenues is the applicable term methinks.
    Anyway life goes on in another form which I may expand on at a later date or may not.
    Gnats I wish you a good time with the turkey and it’s now quite obvious to me that Yeats must love reading ghost stories.

    #1748341
    Avatar photoHe Didnt Like Ground
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    They don’t test drugs on gamble , they test gamble on drugs … Below is how i imagine he spends his days

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    #1748402
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    MrE popped into the forum the other day
    All the old dogs making an appearance for Santa… Who’s been a good boy 🐶

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    #1748405
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    Who ever took pity on me and voted for me for poster of the year , may your sherry be dry , your Turkey succulent and your Christmas pudding err almondy , merry Xmas , however if you get close in the pick 3 on Saturday I’ll ground you into the earth … Oh and happy New year when it comes

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    #1748406
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    Are we running odds on who pops up next , it’s akin to Pat turning up on Eastenders

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    #1748408
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    1/5 The Ante Post King
    6/1 Mr Pilsen
    12/1 Chezza
    14/1 Tank
    16/1 Diane avis
    33/1 Conundrum

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    #1748410
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    Can I have 50p on Potato at 300-1 please …. It’s the year of the underdog

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    #1748412
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    Yeh
    But you get paid out in free bets
    And winnings from free bets need turnover x50000 in a 23 hour period timed at the second that potato logs in

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    #1748414
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    …… I’ll make it 25p then

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    #1748415
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    Sorry pal
    50p minimum stake … I need to cover the costs of my volunteering staff members tea bag and milk portion

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    #1748416
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    That’s why we have foodbanks … 25p each way then , the place is the ghost of Potato TRF past turning up

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    #1748438
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    Like Scrooge on the eve before Xmas
    I experienced a MUTE NIGHTMARE.
    The memory is painful…

    A green vested blob in the shape and size of several men was spotted stretching its many legs across the downs adjoining Epsom racecourse. A man sporting a grubby mac with notebook attached and one eye noticeably larger than the other was in his sixth year of pursuit and at what he thought at a respectfully safe distance.

    BLOB angered by years of looking into his rear view suddenly reacted; he unusually stopped, backtracked his mammoth miriapod form at a never seen mercurial speed to subsume his pursuer including the large eye – then let out a burp with such reverberating loudness it awakened Thor and the soundly sleeping fur coat of Stephen Little that stood itself up and jigged about shouting ” I am awake ” where’s HARRY FINDLAY to brush me down.

    It was an undulating myth that caught me in the earlies, but it was an 830pm visit yesterday evening to the Quaker shops to buy two bottles of reserve Fleurie to help the turkey on its way – a two pint bottle of organic full milk for morning tea and some vintage red leicester for the armchair and the second bottle. Alas the early shutting puritans have robbed me blind and I am sat here drinking black tea like a convict of old in Nicholas sit with me.

    Ground – a picture hardly paints a thousand words particularly in your case.

    Write out a hundred times

    ‘ The quick brown fox jumped over the LAZY DOG ( in BOLD )

    My insanity at least has some order to it and can be contained at least by written definition, while yours is uncontainable by description and very much suited to restriction in what they used to call a funny farm.

    However your laziness has irked me for the first time, and I am rarely irked, since that last time when Blob told me to remove my jesting words from the brain to the drain – in other words into the dusty bin where Adolf of Hitler ill fame, once won a fixed race twice, jumping his guts out.

    I may pass my intended vote over from the fairweathertipster – currently on pot leave to your hating of the grounds and basics of english – the bottomless ground hater !

    #1748441
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    Gamble having you been snorting your turkey rather than eating it

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    #1748445
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    If existence and your mind and thoughts Ground are fantastically all part of a simulation hypothesis – the newest term – it proves that superior beings if they did create such a paradox, possibly as a kind of experiment out of one of their advanced amusement arcades or thought machines – well it only goes to prove that such advanced beings had a mischievous side and were able to create the odd rabbit hole that didn’t run that deep.

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