Peaty Sandy

[rory]

Quote: from gamble on 10:15 pm on Feb. 28, 2006[br]  :old: geezer<br>  flatcapgamble… if your Sandyguts bend over and show us your scar  :biggrin:

<br>I believe the medical term is fissure ;)

[wit]

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They seek him here, they seek him there <br>Those posters seek him everywhere <br>Is he in heaven?, or is he in hell?

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..whence does he sans sou’wester hail?

<br>best regards

wit  

(Edited by wit at 7:43 pm on Mar. 1, 2006)

[wit]

i’ll hazard that the next appearance happened today.

…..with the remaining  letters left for the one after that –  Sven ?

best regards

wit

[gamble]

<br> :old: doctor<br>

<br> Rory fissure is quite the correct term<br> and I would hazard that JTS has certainly pimmed you<br> <br> Small cracks and fissures in the bowel lining<br> are mainly caused by competing psychological differences<br> that weigh heavy on the mind,<br> then travel quickly down to fester where the sun dont shine.<br> In Jim’s case…the anomolies sit uncomfortably on a chair of <br> easily counted nails that whitsle in a strange wind

Mornings he strides into his local bookie<br> king of the pink slip fillers fluttering his cash<br> that he removes from a big safe wallet<br> that sports as many cracks as his beloved hills of scotland.

Jim’s seen as a kindly figure,<br> looked up to in his small community,<br> but at night when shadows gather<br> he sits in front of his secret screen<br> to jeckle first then roast and toast<br> those that contravene the big JTS bible of victorian conformity.<br> He’ll turn the rack handle slowly<br> with a gathering sweat of excitement<br> until he’s stretched them into his stipulated conforming size. <br> Then comes the pat on the head<br> <br> It’s also in the evening that Jim changes his hat<br> to get his favourite horse out.<br> He writes convincingly on dot com<br> covering up the fraud that a cyberspace account terrifies him.

His votes in various competitions are mainly<br> made up of ladies’ secret gloved hands<br> the old Jim fan club.<br> A clutch of pinafored women<br> who love a dose of chuckling northern reality<br> with someone who’ll treat ’em rough and square,<br> and slap their flesh into quivering sado putty<br> as they wash his reglation button down shirts<br> and iron out his creases as he reaches for the soothing ointment<br> and orders them up the stairs<br>  

…but Jim is at odds with Diane the highly intellligent internet   queen<br> who swings the largest pair of man beating breasts ever seen<br> and is now on her knees doing the sort of dot thing<br> Jim could only dream of – yes his fissure called Wander.

<br> flatcapgamble… I counted four cracks  :biggrin:

[gamble]

“Yes, yes, the entire world is engaged in a massive conspiracy to prevent semi-literate morons from the suburbs of London from spewing up whatever gibberish is on their mind at the time. Life is so tough isn’t it.”

Yeah but after so many murders of innocents the MODS are in therapy.

Therapist ….She looks so sweet and sassy as she walks right down the street.
Now what are you thinking ?

Mod… Murder most foul.

Therapist… Stop – time for dinner – you eat in the hospital restaurant – I’ve got a packed lunch – I’m going out.
” JESUS ”

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[Purwell]

Never did understand what this was about.

I've stumbled on the side of twelve misty mountains
I've walked and I crawled on six crooked highways

[Red Rum 77]

Thought this had something to do with the horse of the same name which ran in the eighties.

The best things in life are free.
But you can give them to the birds and bees.

[IanDavies]

These people who name themselves after racehorses are just annoying and can cause confusion, can’t they, Red Rum 77?

Only joking – they may be a selling hurdler “of no account,” no rating and a double squiggle called iandavies out there somewhere.

I had completely forgotten about this thread and I was taken back to standing in Jack Ferens independent bookmakers on Derringham Bank in Hull the morning if the race and seeing the horse inked up in red as the 6/1 morning price favourite for the Welsh National.

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[Red Rum 77]

Peaty Sandy was quite a useful at marathon distances, but now you might say snicker. Never entered in the Grand National but ran in nearly everything else including the Eider and as Ian said Welsh National.

Ian my username derives from the fact that Red Rum was my first bet in 1977. At the time didn’t knew about it’s past reckon it was a little lucky looking back. Could be worst might have chosen my late dad’s bet in the race.

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[IanDavies]

I watched the 1977 Grand National with my Grandad on a little black and white telly in Northwich, Cheshire.

He had Andy Pandy and after it fell (bolted up in the Whitbread next time out) he sulked and refused to watch the rest of the race!

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[IanDavies]

I’ve just read this entire thread – what a gruesome blast from the past, which I’d mostly thankfully forgotten.

For few come out of it well, least of all me.

One significant exception, though: I wonder whatever became of the wonderful Meshasheer?

A highly-intelligent young lady, with excellent taste in older men, by rights she should be CEO of the BHA by now at the very least.

Or, better still, Deputy Leader of the Labour Party!

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[gamble]

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[IanDavies]

He thought about it, but then he thought better of it – gamble’s more diplomatic than some imagine….sometimes.

That or he simply posted on the wrong thread.

We’ll never know for sure, but then life would be intolerable if we were given the answer to every mystery.

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[gamble]

A perceptive comment I have hummed and hawed over. I deleted gamble’s comment at around 610 am. Checking the list of fly spotters around at the ungodly early hour were a certain pair of big green boots.

gamble demands the late night temporary highs of viscous liquids in return for relating vicissitudes that are mangled and twisted.
He rarely keeps his side of the bargain and apart from deletions I lock him in the sock drawer.

As for my fine reasoning mind the Chezzaville resident alludes to, it is importantly born out by historical fact. In the year dot, when I was a spotty undergrad, I was lucky enough to be tutored by the then youngest ever – at that time – still active, circuit court judge in the country, who incidentally had just 42 years on the clock.
On graduation day he came up to me and said. You may be disappointed with your 2:2 but if it is any consolation might I tell you that of all the thirty six pupils in your year, it is only you who I would subscribe to having the necessary qualities to make a good judge.
He was bang on right, as in 2002 I became a judge with a wig and appropriate robes and presided over the famous high stakes Guinness case.
The courtroom was the old unadulterated Betfair forum and I found the accused, on the balance of all the evidence, NOT GUILTY

[IanDavies]

Chezza’s said before, but he’ll say it again: that gamble is some kind of judge.

Weighed in, pay pay!

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[gamble]

“Personally I hate to see anyone go – free speech and all that (although to tell the truth I was glad to see the back of Diane).”

Come back book writing tooting there are ten of him now he’s somehow incestuously multiplied himself and it’s so confusing, he goes by the generic name of the blob ?

[IanDavies]

Poor old tooting, didn’t he realise that Chezza outlives them all, in the end?

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