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  • #342356
    Glenn
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    • Total Posts 2003

    Gamble,

    I was thinking last night about the three planets, while gazing up at the stars.

    Many planets have passed across my field of vision this past decade. Some were Plutoesque in that they weren’t really as planet sized as they originally seemed. A few were Goofy. Most were Mickey Mouse. Virtually all are now Donald Ducked.

    The telescope focused on a remarkable new sighting in a far off galaxy last night – Planet Bodugi. On it an an Arena and in that Arena our hero, spear and rope chain in hand.

    He looked ready for one final battle. I will keep you posted of developments.

    #342459
    Avatar photogamble
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    Glenn keep me informed of any battle action
    I’ve always liked a good hun fight.

    That night you peeked through the bivuoac
    to spot three stars in the black
    was the same night four krone
    were lined up before me
    and gave no assistance in writing one word

    Yesterday I repeated the exercise
    with two of the remaining krones
    and an intended topic of

    aberration

    once more drawing a blank.

    Today on a blank all weather day
    I feel more inclined
    but aberration is far for my mind.
    and I will just spill what is in there.

    Lord Aspinall felt he knew what made a good gambler.
    however his definition missed two important qualities;
    generosity of spirit and a high boredom threshold.

    The old centre stage in both of the world’s
    greatest horror productions
    Psycho and little miss riding.
    I find it hard to separate them.

    #342809
    Glenn
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    • Total Posts 2003

    My name is Davidus Lothario Nevisanus

    . Commander of the Armies of Planet Bodugi. General of the Haigh legions. Loyal servant to the true Emperor, King After. Father to a Nevisoned scoop6, husband to a laser beamed topless dancer – and I will have my mammories, after this cup of tea or the next.

    #342877
    Avatar photogamble
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    :mrgreen:

    one could sink another krone and get repetitive..

    Father to a murdered scoop
    Husband of a murdered slice
    I’ll have my vengeance on topless,
    in this life or
    on the next six…

    (oops yours might be better)

    just watched the river wild, now running close
    second favourite in a three runner stakes
    of the most repeated film on television
    Shawshank, River Wild, or Neveron’s Gladiator.
    Open the envelope and
    There’s a nose in it,
    and, the winning jockey’s tellling line..

    ‘There’s not a day goes by and I don’t feel regret’

    #342996
    tooting
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    I liked gamble’s comment on the proper forum about how many of us will be posting in another 10 years, and all those lost people…

    I’ve just looked and the last time I posted was 17 months ago. I think there’s a repetition to the threads that does for people in the end, (or they take against someone, or they don’t feel welcome, or they have a strop). Or their own lives turn against them. I wonder how many are dead. (RIP Daylight).

    So it’s always a treat for those of us reduced to occasional guest viewing to see the likes of Glenn and gamble chewing the fat over Ionesco and the death of value…

    #343021
    Avatar photogamble
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    My list included a few names from
    the top of my head;
    Jim Nore Zass Pewter Escorial
    I thought to include you also Tooting
    as your name sprung to mind and you
    are older than me in forum terms
    dating back pre La Penn thread.
    Of course you are accessible
    via a link to your blog so
    you are still a working member.

    Matron is the only original I can
    think of who is still banging the keys.
    Can you think of any others ?

    I find your term
    ‘from the proper forum’
    quite illuminating.

    aberration

    I am hugely concentrated in the markets
    some days up to sixteen hours with obvious
    breaks but I have have a heavy workload and commitments
    in other areas too, and recently have been suffering
    the classic signs of exhaustion.

    When I visit a forum I wish mostly to
    relax and be stimulated by other minds.
    I am possibly an aberration in that
    I am not hugely interested in others
    views on what horse will win an individual race.
    I do visit the proper forum quite regularly
    in fact I visit all sections when time allows to see
    what is going on and what people are saying,
    about matters on the serious side,
    but mainly I come to unwind,
    and so I am often in here

    Forums are highly interesting life forms;
    highly sensitive to change and
    moods and they can be seen to quake
    with unpredictability and volatility.
    I have seen four forums disintegrate and
    die. There is a core of members that decide this
    each individually, unless there is an outside
    event. How big the core is depends on
    the size of the forum. I would suggest the core
    varies from five to ten percent of active
    members. A few people can vastly effect
    the feel of a forum in fact sometimes one person, can
    put his hands up and physically stop the tide.
    Sometimes worse than death though is sterility.
    Forums will go through a sterile period before death.

    Anyone fancy a drink :mrgreen:

    #343055
    tooting
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    You’ve always kept too late hours for me gamble!

    Rory pre-dates me – not sure if he’s still posting. And apracing, not that you’ll see him down here! And no doubt many others are still around in some guise or other.

    By "proper forum", of course, I meant the raison d’etre for the site, to which I presume this little lounge was an annexe that came with the software, and I think it was called something else in those days – I’ve forgotten what.

    I also liked to roam the other forums when the racing threads became too repetitive, or when an escorial or Avis squatted over the board – a job gone ginger these days – and found a nice little snug down here where the people were friendly, if the politics not always to my taste!

    I am also very fond of the systems forum, a dusty basement full of blokes tinkering and hammering away, seeking alchemy.

    "And the rest of the world thinks we are all total nutters, but they can go and talk to their backsides for all I care. Because they are all just fruit-loops who don’t know what it is to believe in something which is hard to see, or keep looking for something which is totally hard to find."

    #343079
    Glenn
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    • Total Posts 2003

    Anyone fancy a drink :mrgreen:

    Sir, your batphone is ringing.

    Tooting – Potts is the legend’s legend. I first bumped into his camera crew on the Esher slopes in 1994 backing a horse named Koathary, who had appeared through the mist on the Sussex Downs at 50s+ on the nanny just a few weeks before.

    It was sad to read that, like Nevison, he appears to have hung up his gloves. It would be great to have a drink with him one day.

    They say the world is just a stage and I feel that our hero still has a starring role in this theatre of the absurd!

    #343219
    Avatar photogamble
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    I have found a spare twenty minutes
    to react a little to the thoughts on here
    also answered the phone Glenn.

    I must backtrack on my suggestion
    I am uninterested in peoples views
    on what particular horse might
    win a thread,I mean a race.
    I had just had too much horse feed
    and I gave a tired reply.

    At some stage I will do a conclusive
    study on American racing – I have
    been tinkering around its edges
    and would suggest to the uninitiated
    to delve lightly as it is a conFusing and
    difficult product.
    In contrast despite the lack
    of liquid I do like the red ochre sands
    of the Vaal and these are much easier
    markets than one dollar day at turf paradise.
    or the walking on eggshells that is
    necessary in Meydan.

    Well Tooting it looks like you are one of the
    four horsemen – one of the remaining four originals;
    Rory posts occasionally I believe and
    Potts has visited the lounge on a couple
    of occasions in the past nine years of thread.

    Glenn I had no idea Potts and Nevison have retired
    from racing. As for as Nevison it is British rail’s
    loss.

    The system section, the wards seven crowd
    do a lot of grafting
    and it can be a nice read. Some of Billion’s
    memories of ordinary life in the thirties and forties
    were a definite winner.

    #346617
    Avatar photoricky lake
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    Gamble , long time no see in this parlour of Japery …..

    Tooting nice to see you and Glen as well

    The question is who was David Marshall and what happened pre flutter days

    cheers

    Ricky

    #346618
    Avatar photoMr. Pilsen
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    This Marshall guy was clearly a Johnny Rotten fan, that much we know.

    #346672
    Avatar photogamble
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    Marshall was a very evil
    minded person Ricky.
    Far more so than any
    I have seen in this house,
    and as Mr Pilsen suggests
    he was rotten to the core,
    but certainly wouldn’t aspire
    to Johnny’s heights
    and possibly still lives
    with the old dad who
    reputedly used to beat him
    repeatedly
    until he was right

    #346674
    Avatar photoMr. Pilsen
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    I was thinking more of this…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iix18rtJmU0

    Goodnight.

    #346675
    Avatar photogamble
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    Yes I was aware of where
    you were coming from,
    but thanks for the link
    I hadn’t seen it.

    Lydon lived in Finsbury
    with an outside toilet.
    Possibly why he trashed
    toilets in Chelsea
    in later life !

    #346771
    Avatar photoricky lake
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    I see , I wonder if we will ever witness that sort of japery again , we live in a much more sanitised version of TRF nowadays , where its all about the new posters and their jolly happy days out tra la la ….and if at all possible lets not get contentious

    ah well maybe its best to stick to this part of the outpost

    Tell us more Gamble as I fear we will all be dead or barred unless we get to the bottom of this affair

    cheers

    #346788
    Anonymous
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    Hi there. I’m a new member but despite what you say above Ricky, it’s a while since I had a day out though the Governor assures me I’ll be getting early release soon; however, I fear I’ll be going straight back to the hospital. All the same, I look forward to reading more from you and your friend Gamble.

    #346794
    Glenn
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    • Total Posts 2003

    Ricky,

    Flutter was a magical place. It’s where Gotham’s Good Guys go when they die.

    95% books, the managaemnt shipped greenhorns in by the coachload and stuffed tenners in their pocket money pockets and the Miss World betting never closed.

    Form study consisted of collating as many past copies of page three of the Sun as you could get your hands on and browsing them at leisure. The shills didn’t know their Deep Impacto from their Haru Urara.

    It was the days of the wild west before the bots and insiders and gravy trainers breathed on the world with timid breath.

    Greg Wood likened them to Everton but Andy Gray never donned a flutter sweater. Annakin smoked a lot and got others to pay for his pizza while De Pakki did good business with his 2500% Grand National books.

    The offices were next door to The Griffin public house and ever since they pulled the plug many have been praying for a revival. Some Meerkats set up shop there last year but they seem no more than a pale imitation.

    Today Davidus Nevisanus Lotharius carries the baton for all who wish to see those days back again. I feel like we should all challenge him to a duel inside the Arena. Maybe the baying mob will return once more.

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