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  • #23742
    MrE
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    Hi guys…. I popped back in to have a look at whats happening to Ward 7…. it’s still dead, but won’t stop breathing…. that’s thanks to Matron and a couple of others that post at odd times. Hovis had a good shout yesterday and needs a bit of company, he probably feels a bit lonely and we can’t let him out wandering the corridors on his own, you know what his nether regions will go through if Matron catches him on his own…. have some pity guys, the poor sod doesn’t deserve that, after such a good post….
    Methinks that, in the absence of old Bill, we ought to try and revive this area a bit…. I’ve bought some KY Jelly, if you other guys can supply the wipes, we should be ready to go…. :D :D :D I can’t make it on here every day, but I’m willing to put some stuff up here from a system that I find quite profitable…. I’ll post as often as I can, perhaps it will entice Hovis to continue along the same vein as he did today….
    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    MrE

    #434049
    MrE
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    Bugger…. I’ve been so busy I just aint had time to look at the gg’s…. the story of my life…. sorry guys, I was full of good intentions…. but you could try backing these two, it’ll give you a laugh….
    4.30 South… Northside Prince…. LOST…
    5.00 South… Scribe…. LOST….
    Sorry for the rushed posting, everythings going tits up today….
    :D :D :D

    MrE

    Both placed but not what I wanted…. :(

    #434090
    MrE
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    Guys, I don’t think that this is going to work…. I struggled to find time today due to running around after a 97 year old mother in law….. it’s nearly as bad as feeding Bill at meal times…. :D
    I started this with good intentions and will try to keep posting, but apologies if I go missing for the odd day, it’s silly rushing the selection process just to push a bet…. if the bets are not up by midday, they aint coming…..
    :D :D :D

    MrE

    #434104
    Avatar photoMatron
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    Not to worry MrE – the family comes first.

    Regards
    :cool:

    #434110
    MrE
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    For 27th March….

    3.45 South… Sewn Up…. LOST…
    4.20 South… Rio Cobolo…. LOST…
    7.50 Wolv… Illustrious Forest…. WIN @ 3.93….

    I hope one of these makes up for yesterday…..
    :D :D :D

    MrE

    #434119
    Avatar photoNathan Hughes
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    I reckon your doing yourself an injustice MrE with your selections the other day, could always put them down as placed instead of lost…… :wink:

    Good luck with todays picks.

    Also I’m not too keen on your thread title ‘kiss me Bill’ the last time I said the very same thing to him he stuck a walking stick up my jacksie. I’ve just this moment come down the ladder from Bill’s bedroom, I thought I’d spy on him take a few photo’s and it seems he’s still up to his old tricks, Mrs B’s not falling for it though.

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ibORsFVvVQA/SwL9Hz-bziI/AAAAAAAACKU/Lgp5o2SkkL0/s400/Hump-Day.jpg

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    #434127
    MrE
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    Hey Nathan…. I think that Billy fella might be a naughty boy cos the last time I saw that walking stick, it was in Matrons trousers…. I hope that he has the decency to return it to Matron…. :D
    As for my calling the bets as LOST is because they did not win, therefore, they must have lost. You and a few other know that I cover all the places with "Rolling Doubles/Trebles" so I’m in profit even with yesterdays bets, but I get fed up with keep repeating stuff that I posted years ago about making your losers pay…. so it saves trouble by just shouting win or lost…. the important thing is to post and not be afraid of making a prune of yourself…..
    :D :D :D

    MrE

    #434186
    MrE
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    2.20 Ffos… Qualviro…. LOST….
    4.20 Wolv… Ishikawa…. WON @ 4.45….

    MrE

    #434404
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    These should give us a bit of a laugh…. :lol:

    2.10 N/Abb… Tolkeins Tango…. LOST…
    4.15 Donc… Amaze…. LOST…
    4.50 Donc… Canary Wharf…. LOST…
    4.55 Carl… Quite The Man…. WON @ 4.30…
    5.10 Kemp… Ready…. LOST…

    MrE

    Now didn’t I tell you that we’d have us a good laugh today…. I dunno what happened to Betfair this afternoon (again) but my bet on Canary Wharf never even went on, summat went wrong with Bettie, so from that race onward I bet with Laddies…. I am beginning to have a great distrust of Betfair, their "outage" is happening a little too aften and will end up costing me….

    #434462
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    With regards to my comments above…. I have a lot of friends who now bet BOG instead of using Betfair and when you take the commission into account, they are winning more than me on the same bets…. without doubt, Betfair is a major market player these days, but the continual problems they experience will be costing punters dearly…. I think that it’s time to move on and use Bettie for trading, I can get a better win % from the other bookies and Oddschecker…. just my opinion guys, but I wonder how many others are getting wazzed off too….
    :D :D :D

    MrE

    #434524
    MrE
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    NO BETS today…..

    HAPPY EASTER…. and don’t get sick eating all those choccy eggs….
    :D :D :D

    MrE

    #434694
    MrE
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    Hello girls…. once again I’ve been pushed for time, but I’ve found time to nip up and chuck these two on….

    3.25 Newc… Overlaw…. LOST
    5.00 Redc… M J Woodward…. LOST

    MrE

    Oooops!!!…. I shouldn’t have bothered…. :D

    #434767
    MrE
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    Possibly the last time for awhile…. I really am being pushed for time, but you gotta be honest, I’ll be doing you a favour if I stopped putting ’em up….. :lol: :lol: :lol:

    2.50 South… Stentorian…. WON @ 2.62….
    4.30 Kemp… Bloodsweatandtears…. LOST….
    4.50 South… Fairy Wing…. LOST….
    5.20 South… Sofia’s Number One…. WON @ 6.52….

    MrE

    Well there you go, it’s nice to bow out on a winner, that’s the way it should be….
    We ended up with a 4pts profit from 18 bets (about 20% ROI) so nothing to complain about…. catch you around guys….
    :D :D :D

    #434791
    Avatar photoNathan Hughes
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    Hi MrE, I too have noticed on a few occasion that betfair has been down, bloody frustrating when you’ve been studying and have lined up a decent lay.

    Talking about lays, I hear the old sod Billion has been on his travels down under again, the lying git says it’s to visit his family when in actual truth it’s to get an old Kangaroo to suck on his lollypop so he can come on back with an even bigger and even redder booooooooomerang, just watch your back is my only advice.

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    #434804
    MrE
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    Hi Nathan…. yep, Bill was one of the good ‘uns, but like our old Matron, he must have got fed up with flogging a dead horse because this place just aint going to liven up is it???…. and I scratch my head to find any answers….
    Are all the guys on here already making too much money???…
    Are they so successful that they don’t want to part with their selections???….
    I don’t think that it’s any of the above…. I think that punters just don’t want to help one another in case their "precious" system gets poached and flogged off on ebay by some unscrupulous git who just sit on forums like this and steal others hard work…. it never used to be like this, but you’ve only got to trawl through ebay to find out that this is just whats happening….. it’s a pity really, because the better systems forum like this (and there were other forums just as good) have bitten the dust…. it’s plagiarism guys, plain and simple, the bane of society these days, everybody out to latch on to someone else’s hard work…..
    OK, I’m off my soapbox now…. all the best to everyone of you guys, I hope you find the end of your rainbow…..
    :D :D :D

    MrE

    #434835
    Avatar photoNathan Hughes
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    Great results today, MrE.

    Hey, I just had a look over at Hovis’s thread, he had about 20 selections 14 winners 4 seconds a third……. :shock:

    I hear Billion and elcartero are going to don the old balaclava’s and steal hovis’s computer software.

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    #434874
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    Great results today, MrE.

    Hey, I just had a look over at Hovis’s thread, he had about 20 selections 14 winners 4 seconds a third……. :shock:

    Tempting, Nathan I must admit but if he finishes above us in Bob’s Comp he’s ‘brown bread’ :)

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