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One sheep to the other sheep
One sheep…
” Big sheep banned it but I managed to procure a rare copy and it aint heavy ”
Other sheep…
” What would that be then One sheep – I’ve never kept up with Big sheep ?”
One sheep…
“It’s a cult book mainly read by the very odd and it is entitled – ‘ My six years locked up in a funny farm ‘ and its opening chapter reads…
‘The white coated doctor lent over the newest admission and in a quiet, gentle but reassuring voice asked him directly, when his very first conversations with a sheep occurred ?’
Other Sheep …
” That’s real nightmare stuff and far too strong for the likes of me – remember One sheep – I couldn’t even finish the the Mint jelly murders !
My first conversation with the wolly one was sometime in 1999
I was a devotee then
Now Im a changed wolf in sheeps clothing☺️☺️☺️☺️
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Think it’s ‘woolly’ just for the record.
I was a Wolf over at the other place for 2 or 3 years. Not sure if you’ve ever posted over there. Some good sorts, but not too many. A few from here post there.
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gamble seems to have petered out a bit sharpish.
It’s not even midnight yet ( taking into account the clocks going back)
Other sheep…
You said I was asinine One sheep but whatever that means I do know a strong cheese when I smell one, and for my sanity I’m not going anywhere near that Funny farm book. Keep it away from me ! I am an ordinary sheep, simple life; grass and bed, and don’t wish to be sullied.
One Sheep – ” True it is very mature – it even smells mature and is not for the weak hearted wooly one – but if Big sheep says it is forbidden there must be something rotten in it, so you’re as well not to take it to bed.
Other Sheep…
” I say this very privately One sheep and don’t breathe a word of this on the meadow – but Big sheep has been acting very strange of late. He never chews up on the hill anymore and sits all night drinking himself stiff and no-one sees him at the crack.”
One Sheep…
“Between you, me, and the perimeter fence he started acting funny ever since he adopted a two legs. What a strange thing to want to do ?”
Other Sheep…
“Yeah true enough very odd behaviour, and rumour has it he checked on his investment by breaking into the two leg’s medical record to check his date of birth and find out if, what he was going to be responsible for and legally connected to was sane.”
One sheep – “and was the two legs sane ?”
Other sheep – ” Rumour has it he tossed a coin.”
He will be back later when all the lurkers are tucked up in their hovels ,dreaming of the Veedon fleece
Meanwhile second can opened………..
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Think the sheep might be taken to a funny farm before too long
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Maybe I can help him.. he only needs to ask
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