Harino?

[graysonscolumn]

The chances of that happening are similar to
Meatloaf murdering the Nolan sisters
and cooking and eating two of them.

You’d better check what I just saw on Teletext’s showbiz pages a minute ago, then…

gc

Jeremy Grayson. Son of immigrant. Adoptive father of two. Metadata librarian. Freelance point-to-point / horse racing writer, analyst and commentator wonk. Loves music, buses, cats, the BBC Micro, ale. Advocate of CBT, PACE and therapeutic parenting. Aspergers.

[hoofski]

Ricky Lake: Thanks for the welcome. "Past the edge of reezan" if you’ve got the stamina is on page 1 of the Lounge around 7th. September. Good luck!

The thing about graveyards is the number of indispensable souls residing therein. I suppose when we shuffle off this mortal coil perhaps a fond memory is all we can and should hope for. Personally I don’t give a rat’s arse

"Is this what we really want: Background music in a restaurant"

[ricky lake]

thanks Hoof , I have read it , its the dreaded David Marshall complex that haunts our beloved sheep

clearly it has deep meanings to some ……….

afraid its passed over my head

Still life goes on , and flat cap will march onwards soon ,hes a bit low on morale right now but I guarantee , he will shine again

I myself have been trapped at the bottom of the ocean for 2 yrs , but luckily the Orca that kept me prisoner got bored and moved away

Now I just swim with the small fish

Ricky

[hoofski]

This thread is becoming very dark and depressing. Being of the age where just waking up in the morning comes as a pleasant surprise, especially after the self inflicted chemical and physical abuse that has been administered to this "temple" over the years. Let’s step up the pace a bit, I’m sure there are blessings out there to be counted.

"The only way is up, baaaaaby"

[ricky lake]

OOOOH Happy days , (repeat several hundred times )

your right Hoof , its up and away , and cluck all the begrudgers

I may even head for Hunstanton this weekend for a SPOT of sun set watching whilst chanting ooooooooooooooooooom wheres my cider gone

Ricky

[gamble]

Grays
Page 200 via BBC2
lists Psycho on a daily basis
If you stare at the page long enough
you can just see the far off motel lights
twitching on and off

Mr Ripley and Mr Ungular

When society ignores the fogey
it starts to feed on itself

I saw a group of four of them yesterday
pints raised in a singalong a max
impromptu lunchtime tooth fest

You made me LOVE you
I didn wanna do it (glasses swinging to the left)
I didn wanna do it (glasses swinging to the right)

The barmaid smiled at me and said
they don’t make ’em like that anymore
I said
Just as well

I was in there later in that evening
this geyser I had never seen before
comes up to this bloke at the bar
and holds out his arm and says

Break my metacarpal and I’ll give you ten quid
No !
Break my meta carpal and I’ll give you twenty quid
No !
Break me arm and I’ll give you thrity quid.
No way, why do you want your arm broken ?

Because my wife for the life of her
will not believe that my arm is broken.

At this point the bloke turned to me
and said break my meta carpal
and I’ll give you twenty quid.

The manager then came over and said to the bloke

that’s not going to happen here in the open bar.
If you can find someone
to break your arm do it off the premises or in the toilets
but not here in the bar area.!

This is a true story and I will PM
anyone the gaff number to check.
but probably the manger would say
No mate you’ve got the wrong pub,
there’s no arm breaking going on in here
it’s not allowed.

[ricky lake]

Classic

you have just made my day

thanks

Ricky

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