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Hello you old gits, I’ll wager that you thought I was dead….. and how come that Matron’s still breathing.
I saw the news the other day where this sex maniac was attacking all these people, males as well as females…. looked a lot like that old bugger from Ward 7. Have you still got that cupboard full of “toys” Matron???…. and whilst I’m on the subject of old duffers, what’s old Billy Boy up to these days???…
As for yours truly, I’m still burning the midnight oil and chasing ill gotten gains, I’m bloody sure it would be easier to be a pimp…. I must ask Bill…
Over the last couple of years, I have tried to curtail the amount of work that I do on these horses, so much so that I’ve resorted to various ratings and use that information to compile my own, but as ever, it’s hard work. I tried to take a leaf out of Old “Gingers” book and look for value, but I wouldn’t know “value” if it hit me on the head. the closest that I’ve achieved is to only bet at odds of 3.50 or over, this guarantees me a profit because my strike rate is 33%….. daft way to look at it I know, but it’s working well.
At this present moment I am in paradise, in December I made a profit of 25pts (to levels) and January I am at + 60pts…. astounding I know, but I’m keeping my orgasm in check until I’ve got February under my belt, then that is my 3 month review.
Please accept my sincere apologies Matron, I mentioned that word again, I know it turns you on, even though you are 4 years older than God…. no, no, not the “orgasm” word, I’m talking abot the “profit” word. Love to all, Ginge included (if he’s still around), perhaps a few more postings to show that I’m not a ghostly apparition….
MrE
3 views already…. you lot have gotta be bloody crackers to be reading this at 11.30 on a Saturday night, my guess is that Matron has got you on prefect duties whilst he plays with his boys and “toys”….. not funny Matron, it hurts, I still have to visit the doctor after all these years, to keep me up to date with my supply of suppositories. When I last picked up the prescription from the chemist, they told me that Anusol was a latin translation of “Matron’s Rectal Remedy”…. most people have heard of MMR, MRSA, but this MRR was new to me…. see Matron, your well known in sexual health problems…. makes you proud doesn’t it????
MrE again…
Great to see you back MrE
and good ‘profits’ my betting profits are up and down more than billions knick-nacs when Matron overdosed that time on Viagra. I’m happy these days to win a little, lose a little week in, week out whilst chipping away on long term prospects whether it be Cheltenham, Snooker or Football I find that way I can build up a decent size stake over a period of time without having to lose the whole amount in one day if the selection loses it soften the blow if doing it in one hit on one day, if that makes sense…..Charles Darwin to conquer the World
Hi Nathan, I felt sure that you were most definitely the person that needed beauty sleep…. years haven’t had much effect on me, but Grotty (and Bill) tell me that your not the stand up guy that you used to be. You are correct in thinking that Viagra might be the answer….. do yourself a favour old mate… don’t ask Matron… he’ll turn you in an instant, I don’t wanna see you walking around with your hands on your hip, I get enough of that with Bill…..
You need to stop being on this forum at 12.05am…. you ought to be tucking into Grotty (or Bill)…. take yourself in hand
and then get to bed….MrE
The trumpet blows long and hard from the far flung western land close to the Welsh borders by a sexual deviant akin to the aboriginal bunyip
Nevertheless a stray email made its way into my box despite a myriad of filters.
Like Nathan I am jogging along, winning a little and returning such gains from those it came and so it is heartening to know there are some out there able to do considerably better than myself and hope MrE can keep hold of the 65 point gain and perhaps even more in February when I am sure if such is the case the trumpet will blow even louder and longer.
The reference to long suffering Matron and a certain box of toys reminds me of my sole selection for today at Sedgefield 2.15: –
GOOD VIBRATION . . . . . ah well I am used to those that come second
Not much of a price but for favourite backers such as I will be happy with the 13/8 on offer.
Billy's Outback Shack
Sometimes I simply forget my manners and I can almost imagine my dear old mum wanting to scold me and so I must make amends for such poor behaviour.
Hi VTC and to others with such a long memory that may recall me.
I trust you are well and see you have earned a stripe or reached the first rung of the ladder being a moderator, a job I do not envy especially now that the other cantankerous “bunyip” has emerged.
A bunyip being a mythical creature said to lurk in the swamps, billabongs and rivers of Oz.
Billy's Outback Shack
Yeah, doing good Bill, and “revelling” in the new role. A role which as far as I can see, involves deleting spam posts from Indian Removals Agencies………reckon I’ve deleted about 800 of the things in the last 2 months
On the plus side, with the ability to delete old posts, a lot of my old DLAP threads now have 4 figure profits, and littered with big priced winners
Hi Nathan, I felt sure that you were most definitely the person that needed beauty sleep…. years haven’t had much effect on me, but Grotty (and Bill) tell me that your not the stand up guy that you used to be. You are correct in thinking that Viagra might be the answer….. do yourself a favour old mate… don’t ask Matron… he’ll turn you in an instant, I don’t wanna see you walking around with your hands on your hip, I get enough of that with Bill…..
You need to stop being on this forum at 12.05am…. you ought to be tucking into Grotty (or Bill)…. take yourself in hand and then get to bed….MrE
Grotty passed away almost a year ago MrE.
Funny to think all those years of her cheering on Dickie Johnson, he will now win his first jockeys championship.Jeez, it’s like an old reunion with Billy showing up, hopefully he’ll stay around and we can knock up some systems.
I’m currently two legs up of an 8 timer, a two pound stake to win a grand, just an easy 6 Cheltenham festival races to go……
Charles Darwin to conquer the World
Blow me down, the little lady in the frilly frock is still breathing, I thought that you would have been shaking hands with God by now Bill.
And may I offer my sincere apologies to Matron, I forgot myself and mentioned “blowing” in my opening line…. I hope that didn’t disturb you Matron, I did hear that the medics finally got you under control, that lobotomy must have helped. That reminds me, I’m a bit embarrassed to ask, but we’re amongst friends (unless Ginge is reading this), but did you get those warts removed from Mr Floppy????….. it would be a shame because I think old Bill enjoyed them.
Now that I’m back for a few minutes… and considering the “Frocks” obvious doubt about my wagering abilities, I’m going to post my selections up for all to see, it’ll be a laff to see if it continues the same as the last few months, if it does, you can all capitalise on them….. and if your reading this Ginge, live and learn….. oh bugger, now I’ve gotta put my money where my mouth is or old Ginge will be giving me a headache…. again…..
It’s good to see some of you old farts are still on here…. Matron, Billy Boy, Nobby Nathan and VTC…. I dunno what it is, but TRF always lingers like a bad smell….. good to see your all well.
MrE
Nathan…. bollox, I never knew that mate…. my apologies for bringing it up and my sadness for your loss…. sorry…
MrE
No worries MrE, you were not to know,
Made me chuckle reading the name ‘Grotty’ bringing back memories.
It’s been a real tough 7 or 8 years with my Kidney disease, ******* gout, dialysis, losing Mum and brother, transplant and then losing Grotty plus other things I wont mention.
On the whole I’m a positive person and my Son keeps me going, I’m very proud of him.
We keep moving forward and celebrate her life instead of mourning her lossCharles Darwin to conquer the World
Lets hope billion sticks around, we could have a right old laff at his expense and get him to challenge Vtc for the poster of the year awards.
Come on Bill you old git, keep us in check……Charles Darwin to conquer the World
VTC… I’ll try, but I get this wanderlust…. I suppose that things bore me pretty easily as I get even deeper into my dotage, the only thing that keeps me going (and I’m bloody convinced it keeps dimentia away) is the horses…. you gotta bear in mind, that my saying that, doesn’t include Billy the Skirt… it’s not an age thing with him, he’s just a child and doesn’t know any better.
Nathan…. are you absolutely sure you want Ward 7 to drop to those levels that would allow Bill access…. it’ll be like dropping from a Grammar School back to a Primary, that’s a hell of a drop…. Bills OK as long as you talk in simple syllables.,.. jeeez!!!… I can hear him asking… “what’s a syllable guys”…. lol…. oh dear, he’s gonna answer this soon, I can feel another headache coming on….
MrE
Well if you get bored with it, you can always make a point of regular (or irregular) comebacks haha…………anything that keeps the dreaded dementia away is a good thing
Good afternoon guys… time to make a prune of myself….
2.10 Plum… Like Sully @ 3.80…. I can feel it in my water, that Ennisnag might be a consideration, but at odds of 20.00 I have my doubts, so I’ll cover Ennisnag for a place @ 7.20….
3.20 Plum…. Loves Destination…. I won’t back under 3.50, so I’ve asked for that price (not taken at time of posting)….
3.25 Kemp… Chelwood Gate @ 4.00….Good luck whatever your poison….
MrE
Edit for update….
Love Destination was a WINNER but I never got the 3.50 that I requested, that became a no bet for me. The other two races produced losers, so that was a LOSS of 2pts today.
and then get to bed….
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