Hadron Collider

[robnorth]

Hamilton calling ….

We are still here, repeat, we are still here!

[moehat]

It’s my day off so I slept through the big turn on..but was very pleased to wake up to find myself, well, awake!

[Happy Jack]

Hadron Collider

I thought he was brilliant on Himalayan Trail in the Midlands National.

[graysonscolumn]

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Jeremy Grayson. Son of immigrant. Adoptive father of two. Metadata librarian. Freelance point-to-point / horse racing writer, analyst and commentator wonk. Loves music, buses, cats, the BBC Micro, ale. Advocate of CBT, PACE and therapeutic parenting. Aspergers.

[Neil Watson]

So far so good then.

Quite good of Johnnie Walker this morning to play REM "Its the end of the world as we know it" after the 8.30am News this morning.

[graysonscolumn]

Hee hee…I love Lab Rats…

Me too. You can just imagine them down the tunnel in Switzerland, trying to agitate subparticles with an egg whisk and a piece of elastic from Brian’s underpants, all the while being baited by Dr Kyrtystygers on a monitor yelling, "You have only tweeeeeeeeelve minnits!!", etc.

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Jeremy Grayson. Son of immigrant. Adoptive father of two. Metadata librarian. Freelance point-to-point / horse racing writer, analyst and commentator wonk. Loves music, buses, cats, the BBC Micro, ale. Advocate of CBT, PACE and therapeutic parenting. Aspergers.

[moehat]

If this is the Large Hadron Collider is there a Small Hadron Collider and if so is it at the British national Space Centre at Leicester?

[Grasshopper]

This Hadron Collider is very small, but the one at CERN is far away………

[dave jay]

I was reading about this .. makes you wonder where they get the money from.

[moehat]

is it the money that the French are making from selling energy to us?

[davidbrady]

I predict that some baddies will steal this anti-matter and plant it in the Vatican in an attempt to try to teach us that God is Good!

[davidbrady]

Double Trouble!

[moehat]

errr..it’s broke and they’ve got to fix it……

[graysonscolumn]

That’s right, Moe – apparently when they checked it over they found it is full of thousands and thousands of little holes.

The scientists are furious, but the engineers who built it for them are a bit confused now – they were positive they were asked to build the Hadron Colander.

(Sorry).

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Jeremy Grayson. Son of immigrant. Adoptive father of two. Metadata librarian. Freelance point-to-point / horse racing writer, analyst and commentator wonk. Loves music, buses, cats, the BBC Micro, ale. Advocate of CBT, PACE and therapeutic parenting. Aspergers.

[moehat]

thanks for that! can’t do smilies [technically challenged, me] but that has given me my first chuckle in what has been a particularly misery making week!

[graysonscolumn]

Happy to oblige! I won’t pry, but I hope things aren’t too insurmountably horrible for you just now. (((Moe)))

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Jeremy Grayson. Son of immigrant. Adoptive father of two. Metadata librarian. Freelance point-to-point / horse racing writer, analyst and commentator wonk. Loves music, buses, cats, the BBC Micro, ale. Advocate of CBT, PACE and therapeutic parenting. Aspergers.

[moehat]

be warned there’s a particulary nasty virus doing the rounds at the moment..our family have been going down like flies with!

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