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  • #873279
    Avatar photoNathan Hughes
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    Just pick the 1, 2, 3 in the correct order to take home the prize

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    #873792
    darren83
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    nath i rather have the irn bru drink hope space raiders comp is back for 1000 and 2000 guineas

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    #873887
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    Hey Nathan do they do something like a Baileys or Amaretto Eclair I’m not overkeen on Irn Bru :whistle: :0

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    I can’t spell now, please bring back the Preview Cormack :mail:

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    3.Night In Milan

    :bye:

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    #873893
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    It could be all about Paul Nichols this year ..

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    #873914
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    Hey Nathan do they do something like a Baileys or Amaretto Eclair I’m not overkeen on Irn Bru :whistle:

    I’ve got Baileys Ice cubes in the freezer.!

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    #873915
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    It could be all about Paul Nichols this year ..

    1. Rocky Creek
    2. Unioniste
    3. Balthazar King

    You could be right be you’ve missed the winner ;-)

    #873916
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    nath i rather have the irn bru drink hope space raiders comp is back for 1000 and 2000 guineas

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    Dazzler you young fruit bat, I spend years creating the perfect Irn Bru Éclair, one in which Ramsey, Pierre White and the master chef chaps would all die for so I did and you now tell me you would rather have the drink. If I had a white flag I would wave I would.

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    Dazzler you young fruit bat, I spend years creating the perfect Irn Bru Éclair, one in which Ramsey, Pierre White and the master chef chaps would all die for so I did and you now tell me you would rather have the drink. If I had a white flag I would wave I would.

    Jesus, how old is this Eclair Nathan?

    Thanks for the good crack. Time for me to move on. Be lucky.

    #873954
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    Good point Steve also I don’t think it will be able to handle the posting and delivering, some of those letter box’s aren’t the biggest, could even take weeks to reach you up north if I include the 2nd class stamp. Perhaps the prize should be just the recipe with compensation on expense of goods purchased. :good:

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    Triptych wrote
    Hey Nathan do they do something like a Baileys or Amaretto Eclair I’m not overkeen on Irn Bru :whistle:

    I’ve got Baileys Ice cubes in the freezer.!
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    LOL Nathan…The Baileys ice cubes would morph into a Baileys flavoured envelope by the time they got to deepest Essex. :negative:
    What’s the betting you’ve licked all that cream off the Eclair before Saturday. :whistle:
    If I win I’m donating it to Steve. :heart:

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    Triptych wrote
    Hey Nathan do they do something like a Baileys or Amaretto Eclair I’m not overkeen on Irn Bru :whistle:

    I’ve got Baileys Ice cubes in the freezer.!

    LOL Nathan…The Baileys ice cubes would morph into a Baileys flavoured envelope by the time they got to deepest Essex. :negative:
    What’s the betting you’ve licked all that cream off the Eclair before Saturday. :whistle:
    If I win I’m donating it to Steve. :heart:
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    If I win, I’m donating it to Oxfam. It’ll probably reach Africa before it wends its way to the North Of Scotland by courier anyway. They could always drop it in to Syria by helicopter but perhaps Nathan’s Choux mix is a bit heavy and it would come crashing to earth like a Cruise Missile.

    On a serious note, my Wife worked with a former Mental Health nurse who was based in Inverness at the time. One of her ex patients moved back to England once he was feeling well again. He had promised to send her a wee gift and true to his word a jiffy bag arrived from England for her. Excitedly opening it up she discovered two tubs of Cornish Ice Cream, which hadn’t been insulated in any way, shape or form. Five days in a sweaty postie’s van on a hot summer spell had done little to enhance the flavour, far less the texture :unsure:

    Thanks for the good crack. Time for me to move on. Be lucky.

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    I’ll also pass on the Iron Bru eclair, but I’m happy to accept a Banoffee one from Druckers in lieu. Delectable, although to be honest, the glory of beating you lot would do me. :yahoo:

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    Just looking at the Irn Bru Eclair turns my stomach, but I’ll have a go and if I win the prize it can go to charity.

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    1) First Lieutenant
    2) Shutthefrontdoor
    3) Balthazar King

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    5) Rocky Creek
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    1) First Lieutenant
    2) Shutthefrontdoor
    3) Balthazar King

    4) Soll
    5) Rocky Creek
    6) Spring Heeled

    Are you going for the Grand Slam with the first six here Zam?

    The full package contains:-

    1. Irn Bru Eclair
    2. A Stomach Pump
    3. A years supply of Immodium

    Rumour has it that Nathan is passing this eclair off as his own creation in an effort to get on The Great British Bake Off so that he can meet Mary Berry. There is a counter story that he is importing them from Oban in Scotland under special licence from Nicola Sturgeon.

    Maybe I’m wrong and Nathan is making them himself. I can just picture him donning the yellow protective suit, welly boots and respirator before declaring “OK Jessie, let’s cook” Baking Bad?

    Thanks for the good crack. Time for me to move on. Be lucky.

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