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- April 5, 2015 at 11:46 #873279
Just pick the 1, 2, 3 in the correct order to take home the prize

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April 6, 2015 at 12:01 #873792nath i rather have the irn bru drink hope space raiders comp is back for 1000 and 2000 guineas
1.SHUTTHEFRONTDOOR
2.GODSMEJUDGE
3.THE DRUIDS NEPHEWApril 6, 2015 at 17:58 #873887Hey Nathan do they do something like a Baileys or Amaretto Eclair I’m not overkeen on Irn Bru
:01.Balthazar King
2.Rocky Creek
3.Night In MilanyBest of luck
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Things turn out best for those who make the best of how things turn out...April 6, 2015 at 18:00 #873889I can’t spell now, please bring back the Preview Cormack

1.Balthazar King
2.Rocky Creek
3.Night In Milan
Things turn out best for those who make the best of how things turn out...April 6, 2015 at 18:33 #873893It could be all about Paul Nichols this year ..
1. Rocky Creek
2. Unioniste
3. Balthazar KingApril 6, 2015 at 19:40 #873914Hey Nathan do they do something like a Baileys or Amaretto Eclair I’m not overkeen on Irn Bru

I’ve got Baileys Ice cubes in the freezer.!
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April 6, 2015 at 19:43 #873915It could be all about Paul Nichols this year ..
1. Rocky Creek
2. Unioniste
3. Balthazar KingYou could be right be you’ve missed the winner
April 6, 2015 at 19:44 #873916nath i rather have the irn bru drink hope space raiders comp is back for 1000 and 2000 guineas
1.SHUTTHEFRONTDOOR
2.GODSMEJUDGE
3.THE DRUIDS NEPHEWDazzler you young fruit bat, I spend years creating the perfect Irn Bru Éclair, one in which Ramsey, Pierre White and the master chef chaps would all die for so I did and you now tell me you would rather have the drink. If I had a white flag I would wave I would.
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April 6, 2015 at 21:06 #873952Dazzler you young fruit bat, I spend years creating the perfect Irn Bru Éclair, one in which Ramsey, Pierre White and the master chef chaps would all die for so I did and you now tell me you would rather have the drink. If I had a white flag I would wave I would.
Jesus, how old is this Eclair Nathan?
Thanks for the good crack. Time for me to move on. Be lucky.
April 6, 2015 at 21:23 #873954Good point Steve also I don’t think it will be able to handle the posting and delivering, some of those letter box’s aren’t the biggest, could even take weeks to reach you up north if I include the 2nd class stamp. Perhaps the prize should be just the recipe with compensation on expense of goods purchased.

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April 6, 2015 at 22:51 #873984Triptych wrote
Hey Nathan do they do something like a Baileys or Amaretto Eclair I’m not overkeen on Irn Bru
I’ve got Baileys Ice cubes in the freezer.!
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LOL Nathan…The Baileys ice cubes would morph into a Baileys flavoured envelope by the time they got to deepest Essex.
What’s the betting you’ve licked all that cream off the Eclair before Saturday.
If I win I’m donating it to Steve.
Things turn out best for those who make the best of how things turn out...April 7, 2015 at 04:04 #874178Triptych wrote
Hey Nathan do they do something like a Baileys or Amaretto Eclair I’m not overkeen on Irn Bru
I’ve got Baileys Ice cubes in the freezer.!
LOL Nathan…The Baileys ice cubes would morph into a Baileys flavoured envelope by the time they got to deepest Essex.

What’s the betting you’ve licked all that cream off the Eclair before Saturday.
If I win I’m donating it to Steve.
[/quote]If I win, I’m donating it to Oxfam. It’ll probably reach Africa before it wends its way to the North Of Scotland by courier anyway. They could always drop it in to Syria by helicopter but perhaps Nathan’s Choux mix is a bit heavy and it would come crashing to earth like a Cruise Missile.
On a serious note, my Wife worked with a former Mental Health nurse who was based in Inverness at the time. One of her ex patients moved back to England once he was feeling well again. He had promised to send her a wee gift and true to his word a jiffy bag arrived from England for her. Excitedly opening it up she discovered two tubs of Cornish Ice Cream, which hadn’t been insulated in any way, shape or form. Five days in a sweaty postie’s van on a hot summer spell had done little to enhance the flavour, far less the texture

Thanks for the good crack. Time for me to move on. Be lucky.
April 7, 2015 at 08:35 #874215I’ll also pass on the Iron Bru eclair, but I’m happy to accept a Banoffee one from Druckers in lieu. Delectable, although to be honest, the glory of beating you lot would do me.

1. UNIONISTE
2. SHUTTHEFRONTDOOR
3. ROCKY CREEKApril 9, 2015 at 19:14 #877614Just looking at the Irn Bru Eclair turns my stomach, but I’ll have a go and if I win the prize it can go to charity.
1st – Carlito Brigante
2nd – Al Co
3rd – GodsmejudgeApril 9, 2015 at 20:10 #8776741) First Lieutenant
2) Shutthefrontdoor
3) Balthazar King4) Soll
5) Rocky Creek
6) Spring HeeledApril 9, 2015 at 20:50 #8776851) First Lieutenant
2) Shutthefrontdoor
3) Balthazar King4) Soll
5) Rocky Creek
6) Spring HeeledAre you going for the Grand Slam with the first six here Zam?
The full package contains:-
1. Irn Bru Eclair
2. A Stomach Pump
3. A years supply of ImmodiumRumour has it that Nathan is passing this eclair off as his own creation in an effort to get on The Great British Bake Off so that he can meet Mary Berry. There is a counter story that he is importing them from Oban in Scotland under special licence from Nicola Sturgeon.
Maybe I’m wrong and Nathan is making them himself. I can just picture him donning the yellow protective suit, welly boots and respirator before declaring “OK Jessie, let’s cook” Baking Bad?
Thanks for the good crack. Time for me to move on. Be lucky.
April 9, 2015 at 21:34 #877832The Druids Nephew
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