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Thought you had more nous than that, Drone.
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Catch you guys later
Calm down, relax, Drone is just having coining in
He was promised a whole pound for everytime someone in the lounge mentioned covid since the start of this month plus a fiver for each time someone said they were done with talking about it
he is now sitting pretty
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Though it may be difficult for those rooted in the politics of the school playground to comprehend, it seems to me that Drone aligns himself with no one and anyone who attempts to align themselves with him is indulging in a futile exercise.
“My enemy’s enemy is my friend?”
A somewhat redundant notion if one declines to have enemies and, even if one did, one’s enemy’s enemy is….simply someone else.
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"Yeah it all makes perfect sense
Drone wants me to attack him so he can join the wolf pack
Shame. I always though he was stand alone rock solid
Hey ho
Nice one Nathan🦆🦆🦆🦉
Lets get back to the nemesis Razeen
Would he by any chance be Emma??
Ooooh fun and games
It could get interesting
Good luck with your quest to find someone who cares, Richard.
If such a person exists, they are liable to be drinking from The Holy Grail.
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"Tut. Play the game
Yeah Gamble’s worst nightmare. Razeen
Im sure the sheep will be posting at anti social o clock
He is lurking right now
Gwan Gamble join the Attack https://youtu.be/fpA-rmXt3NQ
VG Nathaniel
The ‘festive’ season will be spent rounding up the Wolfpack and worrying about my lack of nous
Hope you lot land some gambles on Boxing Day
When two tribes go to war
A point is all you can score
…Working for the black gas
WHAT A BRILLIANT XMAS
SORRY ABOUT THE DEATH“Gamble not landed ” I had visions of a speed like film where Gamble is in a Cessna which if it goes below 100mph will blow up , the ending sees ginger parachuting on board and giving Gamble a parachute , they both jump while the plane crashes into the ITV racing team presenting at Cheltenham ….the final line is Chapman looking to the sky and uttering the line …..BOOM
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The LIST
1.Go up the road on Tuesday and collect my pension.
2. Walk to the Offy and spend it and place bottles in two Waitrose bags and the haversack.
3. Buy six cans of beans.
4. Try to make the bags look light and make sure they don’t chink.
5. On arrival home hide some of the bottles under some beds and in the safe.
6. Have a beanfeast before pretendy gets back.
DOGGYSBODIES EELS AND MASH
Wouldn’t you know we’re riding on the Ricky Rake Express
Wouldn’t you know we’re riding on the Ricky Rake Express
They’re taking me to Ricky’s nest
All aboard the plane
all aboard the planeI’ve been saving
all my money
just to take me there
I smell the fear in his hairTannoy …
“Fasten seat belts we’re coming in ”
“Would you care for a rather appropriate slice of Madeira
before we land Captain ?”(humming) Sweet Sweet
The memories you gave to me
No cake for me
port wing port wing
rudder up rudder up
I’m full on fire
Cannee not wait to see
the old squireOh BLOODY BUSTARD
FIRE FIRE
STALL STALL…
STALL STALL…
NOSE UP NOSE UP
STALL STALL
BACK GARDEN BACK GARDEN
(still humming)
Fook fook
the memories he gave to me‘I have to report Captain
You have sustained damage to your rear and you are not a pretty sight at all my dear.’Order order
MAINTAIN ORDER
Nobody Panic
DONT PANIC
Man the lifeboats
Splice the mainbrace
and pick up some pace
Or We’re toast‘There’s nobody else here
You’re having a fit’Get Captain gamble
out of the bramble
Fetch me a cold krone
Check the radio and
adjust your dress honey
I’m feeling kinda funnee
And please take me homeAdjusts his own uniform
gets some resolve
Wipes brow…
COUGHSWe’ve got a twenty mile hike
Gorilla country out there
give me a knife
and a slice of cake
Put the Denver tape onMusic starts up
a haunting voice
a geetaaaAlmost Heaven West Madeira
Ugly blue mountain
Piss yer pants river
Life is old here
It’s full if wheeze
Younger than the ol gals
Never mind the sleazeRicky’s road take me home
To see the face I so long for
West Madiera Rakey Mama
Take me home
You’re a fine old toad.All my memories
gather round me
Poker hold’em
the Luton twelve
Those vegas blonde babes
Had you well taped
Bondage Mama
Better not delve.Ricky’s road take me home
To see the face I so long for
West Madeira Rakey Mama
Take me home
You’re a fine old toad.Ricky Rake, Ricky Rake garden man
Find me a snake as fast as you can
Poke it and prick it and mark it with “R”
Put it in a grobag and stand back a yardI seem to be having a musical end to my Xmas. I woke up yesterday morning with that song in my head the Ricky Rake Express and this morning it was this little nursery number followed by Peter Paul and Mary’s leaving on a jet plane.
Are all your bags packed and ready to go Ricky Rake, or are you conversing with fishes at the bottom of a large lake ? It’s a question that only the kettle may be able to answer.Wherever you are you must be winding down from Xmas – it may have been the 12th day yesterday but if not it certainly is today. That is more of a thorny question that the kettle may not be able to answer.
I am just a reporter of little known and strange facts and I get a lot of my headline stories from the teapot.
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