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Jonathan Sheppard-greatest American steeplechase trainer of all time,
John Nerud-HOF trainer who turned 97 yesterday, has witnessed more great races than just about anyone alive today
Janet Elliot-first woman trainer in the Hall of Fame
John Campbell-legendary harness driver, well over $250 million in career earningsBarack Obama: I will try to make him see reason and if not resort to striking him over the head with a blunt instrument every time he starts a sentence with "I" or uses the phrase: "Let me say…"
Kim Jong-Il: The man who claims an impressive round of golf consisting of a total of eighteen strokes for eighteen holes. I would offer to play him. Should he win, he can torture me to his liking, should I win, I stuff a big bertha driver up his jacksie on international television.
Joseph Smith (founder of the Mormon Church): To discuss his golden plates.
Robert Mugabe: To see if pointing a gun to his head makes him agree with me…
If those four do not RSVP. I will invite the following:
Dick Cheney and Davros, creator of the Daleks. The one with more compassion will be saved from the poison sherry.
Barney Frank. He would eat all the food then tell me off for being a capitalist while leaving to his chauffeur driven limo.
One eyed, hook handed, Mad Muslim Cleric, Abu Hamza…Just to see him trying to remain diginified with no help with the dinner utensils.
Fred Phelps: With an inbred Church, he is one of the most odious little men in the USA and when one drives through Kansas his signs are every frigging where!
Craig.
nicky henderson [smug,arrogant git]
bono [ smug arrogant ignorant egit]
phil collins [ditto]
ricky gervaise [one trick pony]I have chosen four from the assorted posts of other members – and for good reason.
Phil Collins ( Chloed ).
An annoying little man. Should have have stayed behind his drum kit and not led Genesis on the road to crass popdom; destroying the very ethos of what that once great group stood for. Also for his constant whinging about the outrageously more talented Peter Gabriel’s onstage costumes. Oh put a sock in it little Phillip. 
CJ (Pompete ): A more smug, conceited, arrogant t**ss*r I have yet to clap eyes on, and who is not as well informed as he thinks he is.
Jeremy Clarkson ( Grasshopper ) Obnoxious right wing reactionary, whose adolescent rantings are reason enough to have custard pie hurled at his arrogant coupon during dessert.
Jeremy Kyle (Onthesteal) A hypocrite and contrived w*nk*r who is given thousands of pounds to belittle some poor unfortunates in front of a tv audience and thereby making them feel more worthless than they did already. He would shout at me but once and once only.
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It was during the time I didn’t have a telly, and I think it happened in 2005 on Simon Mayo on Radio 5 Live. Dara O’Braian was a guest to promote his (BBC) second series. I didn’t know who he was, but he really pissed me off by making a joke about the poor whale that was dying in the Thames.
It was during the time I didn’t have a telly, and I think it happened in 2005 on Simon Mayo on Radio 5 Live. Dara O’Braian was a guest to promote his (BBC) second series.
I didn’t know who he was, but he really pissed me off by making a joke about the poor whale that was dying in the Thames.
I didn’t know who he was, but he really pissed me off by making a joke about the poor whale that was dying in the Thames.
Give you the hump, did it?
Funny you should mention him. I’ve always loved him on Have I Got News for You and Mock the Week..to the point of wanting to go and see him live on stage. However, I watched the Three Men in a Boat go to Ireland series and totaly went off him. I know it’s all three loud men trying to upstage each other, so it’s not the best of programmes, but I love Three Men in a Boat [the book] and Ireland [the place]. He got really annoyed when they found a tree where people left little mementoes, and the other blokes found it funny. He said that he did find it funny but it really annoyed him to have English people laughing at something Irish so he wouldn’t admit to them that he found it so. He then wouldn’t let them do funny Irish accents and if they did he went all sulky. It all seemed rather petty for a grown man. [still haven’t been to see him live, and don’t want to now].
Jeremy Kyle (Onthesteal) A hypocrite and contrived w*nk*r who is given thousands of pounds to belittle some poor unfortunates in front of a tv audience and thereby making them feel more worthless than they did already. He would shout at me but once and once only.
Pure class Himself, i would knock him out before he opened his mouth,then i would bring him round again after about 20secs,listen to him mumble,then knock him out again,this time for about a minute,bring him round again,then stick him in front of the cameras,he would slur every word that came out his mouth! Trouble is it would still be a load of B******s!
If i invited James Sherwood to dinner,he who looks down his nose at everybody else at Royal Ascot,No other guest would turn up!Whoever taught that Prick the art of etiquette wants a can of fixing foam!
James himself is the sort of person i would gladly slap every time he looks at you,every time he says ouch i would say thats for being the most arrogant, irritating, humourless, almost painful to watch little git i have ever suffered on TV! I cannot believe nobody hasn"t chinned the dick live on screen! Now there"s an idea! OMG TAPK – James Sherwood, I’d forgot all about that little prick. I’ll have to swop Stephen Fry for him.
I don’t know what to make of Jeremy Kyle, on the one hand his TV programme is pure car crash telly, yet on the radio he’s not that bad and quite funny. Also he is a big racing man, got horses with Nick Gifford and sponsored a race at Kempton over Christmas…
OMG TAPK – James Sherwood, I’d forgot all about that little prick. I’ll have to swop Stephen Fry for him.
I don’t know what to make of Jeremy Kyle, on the one hand his TV programme is pure car crash telly, yet on the radio he’s not that bad and quite funny. Also he is a big racing man, got horses with Nick Gifford and sponsored a race at Kempton over Christmas…
Pompete,you are bang on about CJ, i was thinking about super glueing his lips together,but thats only half his problem,its that smug way he looks at the camera wether he"s right or wrong!When the dicks wrong he looks completely bewidered and looks at the camera as if to say "Me Wrong" No way! CJ is all he"s known as on telly as its short for Complete Jerk!
Enjoying this and have forgotten how much I disliked some of these particularly Jeremy Kyle.
I would have to add sleazeball,sh*t stirring publicist leech Max Clifford and talentless rehashed former press reptile Piers Morgan whose smug self satisfied chops seem to be flavour of the month these days…………
Ooh Bob, I absolutely hate that Kunt Piers Morgan.
How the hell has someone who has been sacked as the editor of a British tabloid for lacking morals been allowed to take over the airwaves???
He is a criminal, and was part of a conspiracy to rip off the British public, yet some faceless moron at the BBC allowed him to be rehabilitated by giving him his own show.
It’s amazing how Morgan has been able to reinvent himself ( covid being the catalyst ) …. he,s still a **** obviously as anyone who s a taps a deads girl phone is beyond any redemption …
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