Hello again Billy Boy, I hope all is well with both your wife and yourself….
Nathan was bad mouthing you (something I would never do), so I had to spring to your defence… I also had a quiet word with Matron and asked him to take it easy with that willow twig, he left marks on your skinny little buttocks… I’ll help you where I can, but I’m not Superman, if you keep touching your toes, Matron will catch up with you in the end… he has a nose for that sort of thing (ooooh, thats a horrible thought)….